Got quite a few from being in and around the simulator during Emergency Training..
ACPO - Mayday Mayday Mayday, SHT 4H, we've got cock in the smokepit. (Think about it)
ACPO - Mayday Mayday Mayday, BMA5NL, we've got a left hand fire engine ( and that one!)
ATCO - AAL23, turn right, radar heading 365.
ACPO - Roger, heading 365
ATCO - In fact, better make that 005!
ATCO - EZY305, make your rate of climb in the descent 2000fpm
ATCO P - The Amtran's looking for 230
ATCO e - F**K the Amtran, keep at 180