Aircraft inbound to LHR, where holding has just been announced: "If we slow down now, will we lose our place?"
LATCC: "You certainly won't, because you're last!"
MAN ATC to local PPL:"Are you Victor Mike up there?"
Local PPL: "Nay, it's me 'n 'Arry oop here"
(Apocryphal) Male LHR GMC: "Have I given you a stand yet?"
Pilot: "Not in that tone of voice, duckie"
Civvie LATCC controller, having been asked some time before to accept a pair of Buccaneers: "Where are my Buccaneers?"
LATCC Mil controller: "Under your Buccan headset!"
Last edited by Hew Jampton; 5th August 2002 at 12:02.