Attention Finnair pilots.
We,
the doomed, salute you.
Let's join together to form the Doomed Airline's Group, the DAG. Tiny populations, grossly inflated fleets, fur-lined pilots with an inflated sense of their own values, and enough combined ego to choke a donkey.
Forget market forces! Unite or Perish.
Rattle your DAGS DAGS DAGS.