(Although I do disagree with your snide remark about this being an aviation forum only, obviously it is, but I think some topics other than flying make for good fun.)
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why dont you take your other than flying topics which are such good fun to suitable forums and chat rooms? Try SARugby.com people there are not nearly as easy-going as what I am!
Guy calling himself Flinstone calls us hairybacks?

Maybe Barnies your BEST pal?