One of my favourites on a flight with about half a dozen business men. 'I'll now do the safety briefing. No doubt you are all familiar with this and know it all?' Business men all nod, ' Well, you sir, would you come up here and demonstrate then?'
Aer Lingus DUB-LHR 'Please switch of all electrical appliances, mobile phones, walkmen and vacuum cleaners.'
easyjet Aberdeen -LUT (end of August this year) 'Anybody found smoking in the toilet will be taken to the rear of the plane and given a good thrashing'.
Same flight (Bandit_71?) ..and the whistle can be blown to attract passing sailors........' Was that you?