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overun 20th September 2009 04:04

under the grill - not on Union Street.
 
cheating and lying springs to mind, Build - a - burger.

Come out and speak.

bilderberger 20th September 2009 10:14

to drag queen
 
all you have to do is simple
create a user name and password
then you give the user name and password to anyone you fancy
then they pass on the details to anyone they fancy
then you have multiple bergers.full stop.
does'nt take a genius to work that out full stop
except of course if your foreign full stop
then you have lots of bergers posting all sorts of info full stop
so when you post a reply full stop
you can't be sure who it is full stop
it could even be your captain.
result!
lots of wannabe's including you crying themselves to sleep whilst hugging their teddy bears because they can't cope with reality
the thought of having to work for a living absolutely terrifies them..two full stops
regard me as bilderberger21
first time on here
it seems to me that your'e all full of your own self importance.be careful cos you might end up being my right hand skivvy
i'm the crew and your the resource

drag king 20th September 2009 10:34


to drag queen
Oh dear, dear....wish I could put a sound in here, man! Thanks so much for this jewel of your priceless humour. Really...my stomach hurts and my eyes are full of tears.

For whatever follows, so long. Life, no matter how dull, has much more to offer than entering a pissing contest with a tosser like you.

Regards

DK :)

CarltonBrowne the FO 20th September 2009 11:02

Sorry bilderbugg.., the positioning of some of your mistakes is quite distinctive- if there are several of you that is an issue between you and your mental health practitioner.
You are correct in one assumption- I am unlikely to be joining bmi regional anytime soon. However, given that I spent nearly a decade working for them before moving on, I am quite sanguine about that.
The level of your animosity to bmir makes it clear that they rejected you- in which case I applaud JB on his judgement.

bilderberger 20th September 2009 12:42

result
 
you spit your dummy out
my round i think
thank you

bilderberger 20th September 2009 12:46

jb
 
never heard of him but i've heard of you
what does it feel like to be sacked after that cock-up
get back to flight theory basics and you might not do that again.
perhaps these painful memories are best forgotten

weknow 20th September 2009 13:35

What's up...Has the cat caught yuour tongue Bill?

Very unlike you..

CarltonBrowne the FO 20th September 2009 13:48

Interesting that such an expert on bmir does not know the name of the Head of Training...

bilderberger 20th September 2009 22:51

Well, I'am bilderberger 007 and what my fellow agent has implied is absolutely correct! As the virus spreads you will all be infected - including your teddy bears.

Right now there's a considerable number of under cover bilderbergers just waiting to spill the beans and bring you all down to earth with a reality check! Come on guys wake up and don't take things so seriously!

The games is up for BMIR - the hold pool which my fellow agent Bilderberger 00? refers to is well and truly frozen over (even though it resembles a duck pond) and anyone still swimming in it will die from exhaustion or some form of chemical poisoning in the very near future.

I have it on the highest authority that BMIR - and come to it the BMI group as a whole, are clinging on by the skin of their teeth for survival (or thats the tune they intend to sing when they face an employment tribunal with one of the disgruntled Eastern guys they should have taken on following the Airbus contract they took over - not rumour - fact - wait for an update on this one, it's really going to be a veryinteresting read when the full facts come out!

As for JB (could that be John Ding Dong B***) as the Bilderbergers know him - he needs to stand a little closer to the razors edge!

Don't believe all you want to hear about this company - get a reality check and start brushing up on your German (it might be very usefull!)

"Vorsprung durch Heathrow und anderer slots" is the future and the future at BMIR is certainly Lemon!!

Yours truly

Bllderberger 007

Ops Dude 21st September 2009 19:21

Please do not feed the troll

Deep and fast 22nd September 2009 12:05

Sorry about the spelling berger, in my defence I was using a small hand held device with which I was unfamiliar.

I bet you have plenty of experience with a small hand held though you :mad:.

Regional is doing fine at the moment for your info.

D and F :ooh:

FlyingApe 22nd September 2009 13:58

Magnifying ....
 
....glass and tweazers I would have thought !

Nothing wrong with BMIr at all. And there is no telling where a company will go in this industry. Business Air? I'm sure the operation will go on independantly if Lufty or the other big boys don't want them - loads of good guy's and gals there.

I'd go back if I needed a job... I'f they'd have me :uhoh:

Hi. D & F, how's it hanging m8?

Ape

BigNumber 22nd September 2009 17:54


"get a reality check and start brushing up on your German (it might be very usefull!)"
I think Mr Bilderberger (and his multiple personalities) need to start brushing their teeth. His breath is overwhelming!

Dinger Bell 25th September 2009 20:17


Interesting that such an expert on bmir does not know the name of the Head of Training...
Yes... I am personally offended. I thought everyone has heard of me?

speedrestriction 25th September 2009 20:36

Bilderberger, I've reported you for spamming (it is against forum rules). Back to the thread - I know it may be academic but are there many FOs in Regional with the required experience for command? How many hours has the company looked for in the past for upgrades?

sr

LKMflyboy 25th September 2009 21:30

The requirements for command upgrade are generally 2000hrs for the assessment, with command possible from 2500hrs (minimum of 1000hrs on type I think).

There are 20 FO's in the command hold pool at the moment - many more below also have more than enough experience to be considered for an upgrade.

bilderberger 26th September 2009 17:53

spamming?
 
but i was eating a corned beef sandwich at the time with a bit of onion mashed in.
criteria for command is as follows
a**e kissing
back stabbing
and fluent german
redundancy starts on tue next week
anyone know anything about double glazing?:}

Deep and fast 26th September 2009 19:42

I don't think I'll hold my breath over any of your info, or laugh at your humour Berger.

Regional may have redundancies in the future but only lufthansa would know that.

My view is embraers out of lhr march to coincide with route expansion for the economic upturn. Command upgrades, not a chance in any significant numbers.

Ape, it's hangin fine m8.

D and F

Artie Fufkin 26th September 2009 19:43

clearly a troll, but what an unpleasant individual

RoyHudd 27th September 2009 08:08

Stupid thread
 
Shut it down.


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