Don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck.

- If you want to know whether a manager's lying, check to see if his lips are moving.

- If you think everythings alright, you've overlooked something.

- If you see a red and white jet you should assume three things:
The pilot doesn't know where he is
He doesn't know what he's doing
He doesn't know what he's going to do next

- A wise man thinks twice before saying nothing.

- Confucious he say, man who piss in own shoe not stay warm for long

Always have a back up plan, plan for the worst and hope for the best.

If you took the petrol tanks off all the motorbikes in the UK and laid them end to end, the bikes wouldn't work

"If your hat blows off, its too windy to fly. "


Not in gliders...

Don't eat yellow snow.

While the defect may sometimes be cured after the first fix, it's hardly ever cured before the last fix...unless the last fix broke it again. :)

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Ground tested, no fault found

While it may be true that there are more than twice the number of engine failures/shut downs on twins than on singles, it's certainly true that twin pilot aircraft suffer many more than double the snags of a lone driver ('ere, are you sure this works like that/nah, it's like this/really/yeah/oh **** , it just broke/must have been like it when we left/yeah, bloody slack engineers...) :)

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Ground tested, no fault found

"If it floats flies or #ucks it costs a fortune."

... it is cheaper to rent it by the hour :)