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shortfinals 14th May 2002 10:48

Test your sense of humour
 
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for
the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next
morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused
to be paid, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber
found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

An Airline Pilot came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber
refused payment, saying, "you fly the public safely all across the world."

The next morning the barber found a dozen pilots waiting for a free haircut

Mago 14th May 2002 14:27

Where is the punchline? :rolleyes:

Doctor Cruces 16th May 2002 02:19

Right On!!

Doc C.

Clarence Oveur 16th May 2002 03:54

It's official, Mago has no sense of humour.

FL310 16th May 2002 08:43

it seems to be quiet obvious that the free service was not published via PPRuNe, otherwise it would not have taken til next morning for pilots to show up....http://www.kaletas-board.org/wbb/ima.../thefinger.gif

G.Khan 16th May 2002 09:58

One reason it may not have got the reponse you were expecting Short Finals is that this very same joke was posted on PPRuNe within the last month. Try JB archives.

shortfinals 16th May 2002 12:43

Thanks Khan. I didn't know I was doing a repeat.

I've since, in other circles, heard that this started out as a lawyer joke, and a friend suggested it would do for management consultants too. I still think it does us rather accurately.


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