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Atmosphere Intercontinental Airlines Uk - What?!

Old 15th May 2019, 13:29
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Crikey, I didn't realise that getting the job of your dreams is as simple as naming yourself to the post!

I hereby name myself Emperor of the Universe...
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Old 15th May 2019, 14:05
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I wonder what will be the reception if/when he pitches up at JA Towers and asks for the key to executive washroom (and playpen presumably)?
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Old 15th May 2019, 14:30
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Hail the Emperor

or in Jason speak

Half, The. Emporium;
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Old 15th May 2019, 14:48
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Every day it gets weirder!!!! Can I please appoint myself as CEO of Singapore Airlines? I think that would be a nice gig.
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Old 15th May 2019, 15:11
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Send in the clowns....
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Old 15th May 2019, 15:39
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Originally Posted by dc9-32 View Post
Send in the clowns....
Dont wory there hear
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Old 15th May 2019, 15:45
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Originally Posted by lowfield hqeath View Post


Dont wory there hear
Hopefully that is in Jasonspeak.
- - "Don't worry,
They're here."
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Old 15th May 2019, 15:52
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It was.......

Dots added as reply too short
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Old 15th May 2019, 15:53
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Originally Posted by lowfield heath View Post
It was.......

Dots added as reply too short
love it. Wish I was smart enough to write in Jasonese.😁
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Old 15th May 2019, 19:55
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Sorry to throw a spanner in the works, but I am proud to announce that Jason and I have today decided to agree and approve (without limitation) to own the Worldwide sole rights on the letter “J” in all forms; to include written, spoken, inferred, and even thought.

Every use of this letter will henceforth require prior license from 7ason (am awaiting my own approval to be processed).

Self-appointed CEO of Jet? We’ve had “tilt” moments from him before, but this is him losing control of even his own grey cells.


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Old 15th May 2019, 20:08
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Originally Posted by If you say so View Post
Sorry to throw a spanner in the works, but I am proud to announce that Jason and I have today decided to agree and approve (without limitation) to own the Worldwide sole rights on the letter ďJĒ in all forms; to include written, spoken, inferred, and even thought.

Every use of this letter will henceforth require prior license from 7ason (am awaiting my own approval to be processed).

Self-appointed CEO of Jet? Weíve had ďtiltĒ moments from him before, but this is him losing control of even his own grey cells.

Surely, he's now the CEO of 7et Airways.
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Old 15th May 2019, 20:15
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Originally Posted by Ripton View Post
Surely, he's now the CEO of 7et Airways.
Good spot, thatíll be another 50 rupees in the pot from me
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Old 15th May 2019, 20:42
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Post 7ason?

All,
In all seriousness, we need to think of what to occupy our time once this is finished. There was a time in my life (like, two weeks ago) when 7ason wasnít in my life and I was happy. His eventual leaving fills me with dread. I am not ready to go back to reading my book which lay untouched since 7ason came into my life, I used to look at Instagram, read articles, do my hobby - and even talk to the wife in my evenings. I have become thoroughly obsessed with that lunatic (oh the irony if I go insane over this).
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Old 15th May 2019, 20:54
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Originally Posted by flyandski View Post
All,
In all seriousness, we need to think of what to occupy our time once this is finished. There was a time in my life (like, two weeks ago) when 7ason wasnít in my life and I was happy. His eventual leaving fills me with dread. I am not ready to go back to reading my book which lay untouched since 7ason came into my life, I used to look at Instagram, read articles, do my hobby - and even talk to the wife in my evenings. I have become thoroughly obsessed with that lunatic (oh the irony if I go insane over this).
I think we re-focus our efforts post-7ason on de-bunking something slightly less outlandish (letís face it weíll be spent when this finally reaches its end). Iím thinking perhaps even the flat-earthers might be a more malleable target than this toss-womble.
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Old 15th May 2019, 20:57
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"7"

The Artist formerly known as Jason.
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Old 15th May 2019, 21:11
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It's simple. We'll spend our time wishing for (and therefore immediately getting) our perfect jobs.

I started by wanting to be Emperor of the Universe but, frankly, I think I'm not being ambitious enough. It's just too workaday.

Head of ticket sales on the 21 bus to Cemetery Junction is a heady ambition but Jason has inspired me.
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Old 15th May 2019, 21:32
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Joking (whoops. 7oking) aside.....

My friends with military service advise me that there is a group of online military folks who devote themselves to searching for 'Walts' (a tribute to Walter Mitty) - the sort of sad and inconsequential old farts who buy medals on eBay and ponce about in a uniform they have no right to wear at cenotaphs and other solemn events the length of the country, in the hope that people who don't know any better treat them as heroes..

I do wonder whether people like us, with a handle on reality and a grounding in the industry, might perhaps serve a similar function in future, digging out the likes of 7U and his nutty followers??
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Old 16th May 2019, 05:24
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Originally Posted by TwinAisle View Post
Joking (whoops. 7oking) aside.....

My friends with military service advise me that there is a group of online military folks who devote themselves to searching for 'Walts' (a tribute to Walter Mitty) - the sort of sad and inconsequential old farts who buy medals on eBay and ponce about in a uniform they have no right to wear at cenotaphs and other solemn events the length of the country, in the hope that people who don't know any better treat them as heroes..

I do wonder whether people like us, with a handle on reality and a grounding in the industry, might perhaps serve a similar function in future, digging out the likes of 7U and his nutty followers??
That's one option for filling our time post Jason, the other would be to start an airline of our own. After all, how hard could it be?

I've no relevant experience, but my delusions suffer less grandeur, I'll handle scheduling.
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Old 16th May 2019, 06:05
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That’s horrific. How disgusting. I’m no soldier (I would have been beyond useless as one) but have enormous respect for those who put themselves on the front line. There should be a law against impersonating a veteran.
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Old 16th May 2019, 07:15
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Originally Posted by flyandski View Post
Thatís horrific. How disgusting. Iím no soldier (I would have been beyond useless as one) but have enormous respect for those who put themselves on the front line. There should be a law against impersonating a veteran.
I believe that DID happen in recentish time. The toe-rag sporting medals he had never earned, and wearing army dress uniform, turned up at a US Army Vets gig and was publicly outed by a sharp-eyed soldier. It made the UK press at the time.
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