Spanish Translation help needed
 

Was wondering if there was any Spanish speakers on here that would be willing to translate into Spanish a few sentences.

I have tried to use Google and other translation sites and it doesnt seem to come out right.

Any help would be appreciated.

I think I can help you
 

Hi, Devon Flyer

I'm quite sure I will be able to help you with the Spanish sentences. What sentences do you need to translate?

Depending on the complexity and purpose of the text, I can help, but it may not be grammatically perfect. If it's for legal or professional purposes I would suggest a professional translator.

Its very basic stuff really

Please help me


Can you show me the way to the Hotel America

Please can you phone

Please stop at the Cuevas del Drach ____ people are going to the caves


Please take the rest to Carre Port


Please pick us all up from Carre Port at 15:00hrs.

Please help me

¿Me puede ayudar por favor?


Can you show me the way to the Hotel America

¿Cómo se llega a Hotel America?

Please can you phone

¿Puede llamar por teléfono, por favor?

Please stop at the Cuevas del Drach ____ people are going to the caves

Pare en Cuevas del Drach por favor. _____ personas van a las cuevas.

Please take the rest to Carre Port

Por favor, lleve los demás a Port Carre
(not sure exactly what is Port Carre)

Please pick us all up from Carre Port at 15:00hrs.

Por favor, búsquenos en Port Carre a las quince (1500)

Thank you very much Zondaracer, very helpful :ok:

Another very useful phrase is "Dos cervezas por favor y mi amigo paga."

Just be careful.

An English speaking friend of ours came over to Madrid for a lads weekend and we were in a bar. He asked one of us for the Spanish for : "I need to make a (phone) call ..." and was told to go the barman and say : "Quiero hacerte una mamada por favor.......". In another bar he was set up to ask for a 'dos coños' instead of 'dos cañas.'

Ahahaha that's hilarious.

Another trap is with the n and the ñ.


As in "cuantos años tienes" and "cuantos anos tienes"

..... or you could ask for 'un helado en un coño, por favor'.

Y las Azafatitas, qué ?
 

Señores por favor, compórtense ! Estoy halucinando ? Piensen en la Azafatitas que quizá visiten este hilo : ellas qué pensarán ?

looks like someone's going to Mallorca :ok:

Enjoy!

Las azafatas estarán pensando: ¡Vaya idiota que escribe "halucinando" con hache.!

Call the mossos
 

Lost in translation...

Last year I ambled into a grocery store to buy some spaghetti. Hadn't shaved in a few days so looking a tad, well, scruffy!

¿Tiene pasta? I said to the shop assistant.

She looked worried and shocked. ¿Para comer? she replied obviously a bit nervous. Silly question I thought. What else would I do with pasta.

Afterwards it was explained to me that "pasta" is slang for money so she thought it was a hold up:ooh:

recuerdos

BBk