PPRuNe Forums - Search Results

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Search Forums
Reload this Page >

Search Results

 
Search: Posts Made By: nutnurse
Showing results 1 to 25 of 313
Search took 0.02 seconds.
24th Dec 2014, 13:56
Replies: 11
Views: 1,591
Posted By nutnurse

A very happy and well-lubricated Christmas to one...

A very happy and well-lubricated Christmas to one and and all. I dread to think what the Mess games have been like while I've been on sick leave and confined to my pit. ;-/
26th Nov 2014, 15:17
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

Remakes of The Italian Job become more and more...

Remakes of The Italian Job become more and more low-budget.
26th Nov 2014, 15:06
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

Members of Wigan Athletic FC Supporters' Club...

Members of Wigan Athletic FC Supporters' Club invent a cheap alternative to the F-35 using their tried and tested formula (pie arse squared).
25th Nov 2014, 00:23
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

Group Captain Vorderman removes her corset.

Group Captain Vorderman removes her corset.
6th Nov 2014, 16:05
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"I see that Buck House clown has been released...

"I see that Buck House clown has been released from Colchester, Carruthers, but why does he need such a big guard for cleanin' the ablutions, scared of creep-crawlies, what? What?"
"The doc says...
6th Nov 2014, 15:53
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

Can anyone see the fekkin' clowns or are we safe...

Can anyone see the fekkin' clowns or are we safe to move?

:ooh:
6th Nov 2014, 15:50
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

He says he's here to represent the honour of the...

He says he's here to represent the honour of the Libyan Army.

:rolleyes:
6th Nov 2014, 15:44
Replies: 38
Views: 6,977
Posted By nutnurse

:eek: @ gr4techie Gurt long taxiway then.

:eek: @ gr4techie

Gurt long taxiway then.
5th Nov 2014, 23:15
Replies: 46
Views: 10,853
Posted By nutnurse

I remember it being said by old sweats in the 60s...

I remember it being said by old sweats in the 60s that Libyans could raid your tent and steal your groundsheet from under you without you realising they were there.
5th Nov 2014, 22:58
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

How to round up absentees from Bassingbourn:- ...

How to round up absentees from Bassingbourn:-
i) track the [email protected] by satellite
ii) grab 'em by the chopper
iii) drop 'em in the Plaster of Paris (if alive) or quicklime (if dead)
iv) chisel 'em out...
5th Nov 2014, 22:43
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"A Mr Salmond ordered these six months ago, mate,...

"A Mr Salmond ordered these six months ago, mate, but nobody will sign for them now."
5th Nov 2014, 22:38
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

Silly spar rust and the inedible marzipan spiders.

Silly spar rust and the inedible marzipan spiders.
5th Nov 2014, 22:33
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"Pay attention, Hoskins! If those are flies, and...

"Pay attention, Hoskins! If those are flies, and that's some kind of fly-paper they're stuck to, how big are the spiders?"
5th Nov 2014, 16:17
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"Are these Dysons?" "Dunno, start 'em up and see...

"Are these Dysons?" "Dunno, start 'em up and see what happens."
5th Nov 2014, 16:15
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"Sarge! They've only given us forks to clear up...

"Sarge! They've only given us forks to clear up with!'
5th Nov 2014, 16:12
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"Oh sh!te! I've lost my tea in this...

"Oh sh!te! I've lost my tea in this lot!"
5th Nov 2014, 16:10
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated....

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futon."
5th Nov 2014, 16:05
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

The Prince of Wales imports a minimalist,...

The Prince of Wales imports a minimalist, Japanese greenhouse.
5th Nov 2014, 16:03
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"Where is one supposed to attach the wheels?...

"Where is one supposed to attach the wheels? PHILIP!! Bring them back!"
5th Nov 2014, 16:01
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"Borrocks!"

"Borrocks!"
4th Nov 2014, 19:36
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"How did you chaps know it was Fawkes and his...

"How did you chaps know it was Fawkes and his gang, anyway?" :8

"It was easy, old man. They gave themselves away when they barrel-rolled." :D
4th Nov 2014, 19:32
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"Sdn Ldr Fawkes? Flt Lt Catesby? S.I.B. You're...

"Sdn Ldr Fawkes? Flt Lt Catesby? S.I.B. You're coming with us!"
4th Nov 2014, 19:28
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

@ racedo You're not shampooing my chopper...

@ racedo

You're not shampooing my chopper...
3rd Nov 2014, 23:01
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

An Apache version of 'Grandmother's footsteps'.

An Apache version of 'Grandmother's footsteps'.
3rd Nov 2014, 23:00
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,605,753
Posted By nutnurse

"We've overspent our budget, Chief. Just keep...

"We've overspent our budget, Chief. Just keep those aircraft feather-bedded until the new financial year."
Showing results 1 to 25 of 313
 


 
Forum Jump

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.