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Forum: Jet Blast
15th Jun 2021, 13:53
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

Three sailors on a run ashore Found Bugis...

Three sailors on a run ashore
Found Bugis Street Singapore
4th Jun 2021, 06:23
Replies: 126
Views: 16,434
Posted By gerry111

Wasn't Colonel Klink threatened with being shot...

Wasn't Colonel Klink threatened with being shot AND sent to the Russian front, Pinky?

(Apologies for thread drift.)
Forum: Jet Blast
16th May 2021, 08:41
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

But what if we're straight as a die And don't...

But what if we're straight as a die
And don't fancy a spa with a guy?
A cold shower instead
Then straight to bed
Forum: Jet Blast
12th May 2021, 09:00
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

"Ah, that feels better!" says he, As he quickly...

"Ah, that feels better!" says he,
As he quickly went for a pee.
"Don't want the clap,"
Forum: Jet Blast
1st May 2021, 08:02
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

The nun met up with the vandal And asked "Would...

The nun met up with the vandal
And asked "Would you please let me handle"
A thing that they say
I'll sure find OK

Looks like I've done my free steak & beer next time I'm Stateside..:{
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Apr 2021, 14:10
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

He was visited by a vandal Who poisoned his...

He was visited by a vandal
Who poisoned his front door handle.
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Apr 2021, 13:55
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

My dragon is wanting attention, But what can...

My dragon is wanting attention,
But what can one do on a pension?
My yens are few
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Apr 2021, 14:21
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

I thought, for the money I'd paid When I set...

I thought, for the money I'd paid
When I set out that night to get laid
A nympho' she'd be
15th Apr 2021, 14:04
Replies: 85
Views: 11,660
Posted By gerry111

Yes. Similar outrage to that visited upon the...

Yes. Similar outrage to that visited upon the Commander of the USS Missouri, after allowing Cher to sing "If I could Turn Back Time"..
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Apr 2021, 13:04
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

From there they went on to Nice Where the pasta...

From there they went on to Nice
Where the pasta made her obese.
3rd Apr 2021, 07:53
Replies: 33
Views: 10,855
Posted By gerry111

That was fixed by Thursday morning 01 Apr 21 and...

That was fixed by Thursday morning 01 Apr 21 and now just needs painting. The frame / plane / jet / B737 / aeroplane / aircraft is hidden from sight in what used to be known as the 2AD Paint Shop...
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Mar 2021, 07:59
Replies: 137
Views: 9,422
Posted By gerry111

When I was working in Singapore 1981-83, many of...

When I was working in Singapore 1981-83, many of the taxis were Datsun 260C's and diesel powered like the Mercs. The cast offs would end up in Malaysia.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Mar 2021, 14:21
Replies: 456
Views: 43,709
Posted By gerry111

Isn't "EVER GIVEN" the name on the...

Isn't "EVER GIVEN" the name on the stern?
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Mar 2021, 07:06
Replies: 137
Views: 9,422
Posted By gerry111

Pinky, Dad's first Monaro was a silver mink 1969...

Pinky, Dad's first Monaro was a silver mink 1969 HK with six cylinder 186 cid Sports engine. His second was an electra blue 1971 HG with 253cid V8. Apparently my brother got to drive the V8 (once)...
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Mar 2021, 12:43
Replies: 137
Views: 9,422
Posted By gerry111

ex82watcher, My Dad owned a turquoise blue Ford...

ex82watcher,
My Dad owned a turquoise blue Ford Capri (which was based on the Consul) in 1964 in North Yorkshire. It easily fitted our young family of five and we traveled a fair bit in Europe for...
4th Mar 2021, 12:33
Replies: 71
Views: 12,285
Posted By gerry111

Welcome back, LeadSled. You've been missed!

Welcome back, LeadSled. You've been missed!
19th Feb 2021, 05:57
Replies: 421
Views: 252,950
Posted By gerry111

NOO's pilot had flown in and out of Cottage Point...

NOO's pilot had flown in and out of Cottage Point literally hundreds of times. I doubt having an enthusiastic photographer in the front seat would have been unusual.
Pilot incapacitation, on the...
Forum: Jet Blast
9th Feb 2021, 11:17
Replies: 16
Views: 1,069
Posted By gerry111

It's not only the battery powered smoke detectors...

It's not only the battery powered smoke detectors that have an expiry date. The mains wired ones as well.
Those may escape the scrutiny of the others.
30th Jan 2021, 01:53
Replies: 29
Views: 6,970
Posted By gerry111

Perhaps try #3?

Perhaps try #3?
29th Jan 2021, 12:09
Replies: 29
Views: 6,970
Posted By gerry111

They look a bit like a Saab Viggen, Bloggs. But...

They look a bit like a Saab Viggen, Bloggs. But made out of plastic and a fair bit slower..
29th Jan 2021, 03:53
Replies: 29
Views: 6,970
Posted By gerry111

(Ah, the joys of smart phones!) According to...

(Ah, the joys of smart phones!)

According to 9 News, the solo pilot only received minor injuries to his feet and is in Narrogin hospital. He needed to be cut out of the aircraft and the canard is...
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Jan 2021, 02:48
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

I tried hard to clench tight my sphincter, And...

I tried hard to clench tight my sphincter,
And jammed up the hole with my finger,
But it just didn't fit,
And bloody near split.
Just a day in my life as a spinster.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2021, 11:01
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

After a night on the curry, The gases expand in...

After a night on the curry,
The gases expand in a hurry,
Subsequent escape
Can be caught on tape
Which really's a bit of a worry.
+++++++++++++++++++
Some naans, chapatis and five beers,
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Jan 2021, 08:57
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

So lock up your daughters my friends! And ban...

So lock up your daughters my friends!
And ban their dirty weekends
If they stay chaste
It's a crying waste
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Jan 2021, 12:56
Replies: 7,966
Views: 408,022
Posted By gerry111

She seemed to have extra tackle In the shape of...

She seemed to have extra tackle
In the shape of galvanised shackle
Her bulges were three,
'twas plain to see
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