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Forum: Jet Blast
21st Oct 2020, 07:55
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

There was a lad down under who surfed Who had a...

There was a lad down under who surfed
Who had a terrible thirst
For beer, wine or spirits
Bums, legs and big tits
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Oct 2020, 14:11
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

Wond'ring if thus it all ends. Some say well...

Wond'ring if thus it all ends.
Some say well that depends
On the whim of the gods,
Or p'rhaps even the Mods
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Oct 2020, 14:50
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

They really wanted to cluck, Rolling around in...

They really wanted to cluck,
Rolling around in the muck,
Looking for worms
And winkles which squirm
But didn't have any luck.
******************************
They met up with a pair of ducks
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Oct 2020, 13:22
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

If you get your finger wet, She may feel that...

If you get your finger wet,
She may feel that it's a threat
To the skin on her hands,
And those nether wetlands,
'Cause she sure wants to pet.
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Sep 2020, 12:05
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

The wicked old Squire of East Boldon Said...

The wicked old Squire of East Boldon
Said "That's a young lass I'd be holdin'."
"My droit de signeur
To pluck first her fleur,
Then share a warm shower, golden."
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Sep 2020, 09:00
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

They call me Nebuchadnezzar, "You'll never bed...

They call me Nebuchadnezzar,
"You'll never bed me" sez her.
But with so many wives
And countless muff dives
25th Sep 2020, 08:52
Replies: 31
Views: 6,113
Posted By gerry111

Mix equal parts of Jet A1, castor oil, ether and...

Mix equal parts of Jet A1, castor oil, ether and shake well. Find the Taipan 2.5cc diesel engine that you haven't run since a teenager..
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Sep 2020, 15:13
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

"Just patting their bottoms is fine" "Or...

"Just patting their bottoms is fine"
"Or groping a crotch that's not mine"
And don't chase the pussies
Or even pluck these
Before cracking a red bottle of wine
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Sep 2020, 13:19
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

She said "Are you drilling for oil..." "'Cause...

She said "Are you drilling for oil..."
"'Cause you haven't brought me to the boil."
She preferred oral sex
Before popping a Bex
Which saved one considerable toil.
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Sep 2020, 15:24
Replies: 15,172
Views: 927,359
Posted By gerry111

roundabout way of

roundabout way of
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Sep 2020, 15:22
Replies: 15,172
Views: 927,359
Posted By gerry111

swallow something

swallow something
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Sep 2020, 13:20
Replies: 15,172
Views: 927,359
Posted By gerry111

despite becoming crestfallen when

despite becoming crestfallen when
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Sep 2020, 03:52
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

They said she was Asian, and blessed With a...

They said she was Asian, and blessed
With a Thingy that went east-west,
She sure liked a screw
So I found that untrue,
9th Sep 2020, 14:39
Replies: 7
Views: 1,506
Posted By gerry111

KRviator, In Jan 2016, a Brumby flown by a man...

KRviator,
In Jan 2016, a Brumby flown by a man from Robertson pranged at the same strip during take off. Fortunately, he was uninjured but the aircraft was destroyed.
His privacy is protected by...
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Sep 2020, 07:34
Replies: 28
Views: 3,284
Posted By gerry111

How long's the queue to become a teacher in...

How long's the queue to become a teacher in Ontario? They sure know how to buy businesses with lucrative recurrent earnings. Here in Oz too.
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Sep 2020, 03:45
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

We'll have a post coital smoke, And share a...

We'll have a post coital smoke,
And share a dirty joke,
"The limericks thread"
Is what she said,
"All love a damned good toke."
+++++++++++++++++++++++
I once shared a horny leman
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Sep 2020, 13:45
Replies: 53
Views: 5,307
Posted By gerry111

I don't reckon Victoria Police will come close to...

I don't reckon Victoria Police will come close to winning 'The Best Australian Police Action Video Award 2020' with that offering.

Queensland Police are looking better though. That's with their...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Sep 2020, 08:56
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

You can always tell a few lies

You can always tell a few lies
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2020, 14:47
Replies: 35
Views: 2,331
Posted By gerry111

Likewise. I thought all German soldiers said:...

Likewise. I thought all German soldiers said: "Ach!"
The Air Ace mags were great too.
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2020, 14:38
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

She asked if I needed a merkin,

She asked if I needed a merkin,
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Aug 2020, 12:59
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

Was adorned with a foreskin jewel

Was adorned with a foreskin jewel
28th Aug 2020, 03:51
Replies: 383
Views: 237,491
Posted By gerry111

Maybe he'd found if you take lots of photos, one...

Maybe he'd found if you take lots of photos, one sometimes turns out to be a gem? :confused:
28th Aug 2020, 03:37
Replies: 46
Views: 7,867
Posted By gerry111

I bought them a while back from a 'Bravo Whisky'...

I bought them a while back from a 'Bravo Whisky' store that was having a sale. (They currently sell the same plain cotton T shirts for $4! Great for using as oil dipping rags after wearing..)
27th Aug 2020, 13:08
Replies: 46
Views: 7,867
Posted By gerry111

I go for $20 jeans and a $5 T shirt as I'm more...

I go for $20 jeans and a $5 T shirt as I'm more fatalistic (but less fashion conscious) than some here..
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Aug 2020, 13:32
Replies: 5,445
Views: 273,961
Posted By gerry111

I once saw a flourish of strumpets But none...

I once saw a flourish of strumpets
But none were pieces of crumpets
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