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9th Feb 2021, 14:05
Replies: 58
Views: 30,494
Posted By squeaker

“Das Butt”, brilliant! There must be some more,...

“Das Butt”, brilliant! There must be some more, “We Dive at Dawn”?
22nd Apr 2020, 10:28
Replies: 10,020
Views: 732,579
Posted By squeaker

Facing a recruitment crisis, the Navy invent a...

Facing a recruitment crisis, the Navy invent a giant vacuum cleaner to press gang unsuspecting holidaymakers.
10th Apr 2020, 06:01
Replies: 10,020
Views: 732,579
Posted By squeaker

Asked to design a Nespresso machine for the US...

Asked to design a Nespresso machine for the US Army, Nescafé foolishly make one big machine, rather than lots of small ones.
6th Apr 2020, 06:14
Replies: 10,020
Views: 732,579
Posted By squeaker

Result of Grand National in doubt as Liverpool...

Result of Grand National in doubt as Liverpool police find “suspicious link” between course designer and winning owner, J.P. McManus.
24th Oct 2018, 18:27
Replies: 3,888
Views: 1,528,199
Posted By squeaker

Going back to Monarch 757 G-MONC, yes it did go...

Going back to Monarch 757 G-MONC, yes it did go to Air Holland on a three year lease. First year it stayed on the G register (flown by us Monarch pilots with Dutch cabin crew) before going on the...
10th Sep 2018, 09:16
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

It’s going to need a terribly big lance

It’s going to need a terribly big lance
3rd Sep 2018, 05:56
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Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Struggling to lose weight, Tracy had a radical...

Struggling to lose weight, Tracy had a radical idea to reduce her BMI.
6th Aug 2018, 15:34
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

All stations, stand down. Reports of an “armed...

All stations, stand down. Reports of an “armed pair of shooters” outside the barracks may not be entirely correct..
2nd Jul 2018, 07:59
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Speedbrake....Go!

Speedbrake....Go!
25th Jun 2018, 08:15
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

If I wasn't standing on this shoe box, I'd only...

If I wasn't standing on this shoe box, I'd only come up to here.
25th Jun 2018, 08:13
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Yeah? Well, Nescafé take three types of the...

Yeah? Well, Nescafé take three types of the finest coffee bean..
8th Jun 2018, 11:33
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

The Pilot may be drunk, but the helicopter is...

The Pilot may be drunk, but the helicopter is stoned!
28th May 2018, 08:13
Replies: 824
Views: 634,776
Posted By squeaker

Lots of people seem to be leaving, is it really...

Lots of people seem to be leaving, is it really that bad?
14th Apr 2018, 12:41
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Jim's Home Guard unit hadn't been issued with...

Jim's Home Guard unit hadn't been issued with rifles yet, but, he reckoned, Jerry in that Dornier doesn't know that...
6th Apr 2018, 11:14
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Replace these old, blunt dividers? I don't see...

Replace these old, blunt dividers? I don't see the point.
Forum: Tech Log
4th Apr 2018, 10:19
Replies: 13
Views: 7,397
Posted By squeaker

There was a well known instance of someone...

There was a well known instance of someone destroying a KC 135 doing a test with a pressure gauge that had no end stop. He missed it the first time the needle went round, with predictable results......
3rd Apr 2018, 10:10
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Right, that's the layout for the M25 sorted. Pass...

Right, that's the layout for the M25 sorted. Pass me that ruler and I'll do HS2 as well. Then we can go the pub.
30th Mar 2018, 08:08
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Richard tried calling the Swine Flu helpline, but...

Richard tried calling the Swine Flu helpline, but all he got was crackling.
27th Mar 2018, 16:42
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Do you know anything about gas cookers?

Do you know anything about gas cookers?
27th Mar 2018, 09:13
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

AaaaCHOOOOoooooooo..bugger

AaaaCHOOOOoooooooo..bugger
26th Mar 2018, 10:42
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Very funny lads, but where did you find such a...

Very funny lads, but where did you find such a big roll of cling film?
26th Mar 2018, 07:56
Replies: 9
Views: 2,366
Posted By squeaker

I have a copy of the 1949 Observers Book of...

I have a copy of the 1949 Observers Book of Aircraft which features most of those mentioned, one of my most treasured possessions, 15p at a school jumble sale about 1977!
18th Mar 2018, 07:11
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Good one Wensleydale :) Maybe that's why...

Good one Wensleydale :)
Maybe that's why they're called "the irons"!
17th Mar 2018, 17:59
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

West Ham directors invest in a new limousine.

West Ham directors invest in a new limousine.
14th Mar 2018, 10:05
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Early Wheeliebin prototypes were complex and...

Early Wheeliebin prototypes were complex and cumbersome.
14th Mar 2018, 00:28
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Only one of the baby tanks from #47123 survived...

Only one of the baby tanks from #47123 survived to puberty.
9th Mar 2018, 07:31
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

I usually read the Financial Times because we...

I usually read the Financial Times because we have a pink bathroom.
7th Mar 2018, 09:34
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

"Where did they come from?" "Erm, well, when a...

"Where did they come from?"
"Erm, well, when a mummy tank and a daddy tank love each other very much..."
4th Mar 2018, 22:01
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Cunning plan by British intelligence to fool...

Cunning plan by British intelligence to fool Germans into thinking we have developed giant soldiers.
23rd Feb 2018, 17:37
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Judging time: Second Place of a Diversity...

Judging time:

Second Place of a Diversity Awareness Course to Buster for "The boys were keen as Mustard whenever an opportunity to get up the slopes was on offer.."

But the CST winner is...
19th Feb 2018, 08:31
Replies: 20
Views: 15,651
Posted By squeaker

They are running assessments at the moment so...

They are running assessments at the moment so hopefully there will be some movement soon. I believe they are running courses up until June at least.
19th Feb 2018, 08:17
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Thanks Treadigraph! Let's try this ...

Thanks Treadigraph!
Let's try this
http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/military-humor-funny-soldier-Summer-Skiing.jpg
18th Feb 2018, 14:22
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

For Christ's sake be careful with those scissors!

For Christ's sake be careful with those scissors!
16th Feb 2018, 15:08
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

Private Bloggs misunderstood the Corporal when he...

Private Bloggs misunderstood the Corporal when he said "Make Camp".
15th Feb 2018, 11:33
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,871,105
Posted By squeaker

...THIS is a Utility Belt!

...THIS is a Utility Belt!
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