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18th Jun 2019, 09:48
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A young Jacob Rees-Mogg practises being not...

A young Jacob Rees-Mogg practises being not amused, a la Queen Victoria, as a member of the Bullingdon Club talks about smashing up restaurants.
18th Jun 2019, 08:58
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Ryanair increase the capacity of their aircraft...

Ryanair increase the capacity of their aircraft by reclassifying children as carry-on baggage, and increase income by charging 50-100 for items of carry-on baggage weighing more than 4 kg.
17th Jun 2019, 13:36
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we DO have a very full...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we DO have a very full flight today, so please stow any items of hand-luggage of less than 20" length beneath the seat in front of you."

"Madam, this baby is only 19" long,...
17th Jun 2019, 12:32
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Posted By c52

Stewardess: "But there's no extra air miles for...

Stewardess: "But there's no extra air miles for him."
17th Jun 2019, 11:45
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Other boffin: "And owing to the curvature of the...

Other boffin: "And owing to the curvature of the earth, he's travelling a couple of inches further than us in the same time."
17th Jun 2019, 11:44
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Posted By c52

Boffin on row in front: "Just think, we're flying...

Boffin on row in front: "Just think, we're flying at 37,000' but that little mite is at 37,002.5'."
14th Jun 2019, 16:07
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Posted By c52

"I sent a clear message saying, 'Send 3/4d, we're...

"I sent a clear message saying, 'Send 3/4d, we're going to a dance,' but all I can find here seems to be D-Day plans."
13th Jun 2019, 21:43
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Posted By c52

The 1922 Committee enjoys miscounting the votes...

The 1922 Committee enjoys miscounting the votes for the next PM.
13th Jun 2019, 19:53
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Posted By c52

Padre: "Now, men. If we're all going to enjoy the...

Padre: "Now, men. If we're all going to enjoy the fete, we have to draw items out of the brantub properly, not get them all out and choose the one we like best."
13th Jun 2019, 19:50
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Posted By c52

"Where the hell are we, Navigator?" --...

"Where the hell are we, Navigator?"

-- "Exactly 3.53 miles due east of Scarborough, sir."
12th Jun 2019, 20:36
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Posted By c52

"A picnic! What fun!"

"A picnic! What fun!"
12th Jun 2019, 17:38
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Posted By c52

Future conjuror, looking forward to de-mob: "I'm...

Future conjuror, looking forward to de-mob: "I'm sure I put the rabbit in here."
12th Jun 2019, 14:51
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Posted By c52

"No, no sealed instructions here. Let's all go...

"No, no sealed instructions here. Let's all go home for the weekend."
12th Jun 2019, 08:55
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Posted By c52

"I love parking like this. You should see the...

"I love parking like this. You should see the loaders argue when they both want to load a pallet at once. And with any luck, they'll put one on the wrong plane."
10th Jun 2019, 20:56
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Posted By c52

"My polar-bear colour scheme is better than your...

"My polar-bear colour scheme is better than your polar-bear colour scheme."
10th Jun 2019, 19:47
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Posted By c52

Distressed that Air Force One can be identified...

Distressed that Air Force One can be identified by a spotter with a telescope, the White House has the aircraft repainted.
10th Jun 2019, 19:44
Replies: 55,264
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Posted By c52

"I'm actually an E-4B in disguise." - "Oh...

"I'm actually an E-4B in disguise."

- "Oh yeah? And I'm a VC-25A."
10th Jun 2019, 08:04
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Posted By c52

Polar: "Hey, you, Ass Air - they missed an S out...

Polar: "Hey, you, Ass Air - they missed an S out of your name."
9th Jun 2019, 20:23
Replies: 7
Views: 5,082
Posted By c52

Even the free version of FR24 gives you a week's...

Even the free version of FR24 gives you a week's worth of history.
8th Jun 2019, 22:31
Replies: 55,264
Views: 7,805,248
Posted By c52

Polar: "Wait till you see my teeth."

Polar: "Wait till you see my teeth."
8th Jun 2019, 22:19
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Polar: "I can't open my gob as wide as you can,...

Polar: "I can't open my gob as wide as you can, but my smile is a helluva lot better."
8th Jun 2019, 22:18
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Posted By c52

The aircraft manoeuvring area must be kept free...

The aircraft manoeuvring area must be kept free from all unnecessary items.
6th Jun 2019, 10:13
Replies: 104
Views: 33,531
Posted By c52

The website for the Berlin Airlift commemoration...

The website for the Berlin Airlift commemoration speaks of 30 aircraft. Press reports also include DC-4s. https://foerderverein-luftbruecke-berlin-70.de/candy-bombers/?lang=en
5th Jun 2019, 19:22
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Views: 7,805,248
Posted By c52

"Welcome aboard, Dear Leader. You'll observe that...

"Welcome aboard, Dear Leader. You'll observe that we've modified the door and the flight attendants' uniform for you."
5th Jun 2019, 09:37
Replies: 55,264
Views: 7,805,248
Posted By c52

It's a dead heat, but Kiltrash has won in any...

It's a dead heat, but Kiltrash has won in any case.

Why am I the only passenger on the plane not that I want hoards of the great unwashed?.
Great Leader it is the only way we can comply with the...
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