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Forum: Jet Blast
26th Jun 2020, 08:38
Replies: 30
Views: 2,546
Posted By keyboard flier

Don't possess any underwear, whether it be pants,...

Don't possess any underwear, whether it be pants, boxers, etc. I haven't done for over 30 years.
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Jun 2020, 10:36
Replies: 83
Views: 7,789
Posted By keyboard flier

In a conversation I had with a relative recently...

In a conversation I had with a relative recently and I said that it didn't matter to me what colour your skin is, your orientation or religion how I treat you depends on how you treat me and your...
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Jun 2020, 14:08
Replies: 134
Views: 12,132
Posted By keyboard flier

And Egyptians, Chinese, Japanese to name a few...

And Egyptians, Chinese, Japanese to name a few more.
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Jun 2020, 10:32
Replies: 63
Views: 5,092
Posted By keyboard flier

True, once upon a time the new reported the facts...

True, once upon a time the new reported the facts about what was going on. Nowadays it is their opinion.
How many articles start with 'it may not seem like it but....', or 'if like me you have...
Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2020, 08:57
Replies: 33
Views: 1,887
Posted By keyboard flier

Tried Glucosamine sulphate for a long time to try...

Tried Glucosamine sulphate for a long time to try an combat knee problems, got no relief from it. It doesn't work for all.
If it does for you, best of luck, it could have been that mine were too far...
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Apr 2020, 10:05
Replies: 123
Views: 9,748
Posted By keyboard flier

Pack the teenage child off for a night so can do...

Pack the teenage child off for a night so can do some serious rutting with the wife.
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Apr 2020, 12:56
Replies: 494
Views: 350,205
Posted By keyboard flier

Astern comment to you all, before you all go...

Astern comment to you all, before you all go overboard on this
Right I'm off before I'm reported mizzen, mast dash.
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Feb 2020, 08:31
Replies: 11
Views: 1,639
Posted By keyboard flier

I'm unsure what the right amount of roses is to...

I'm unsure what the right amount of roses is to give to my wife, 6, 12, 24?

Or just the whole tin.
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Dec 2019, 14:45
Replies: 3,956
Views: 303,569
Posted By keyboard flier

Got one from each of the Conservative and Labour...

Got one from each of the Conservative and Labour pushed through the letterbox and another from each that was addressed and came through mail. No envelope, just a printed address, one each for the...
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Dec 2019, 11:25
Replies: 3,956
Views: 303,569
Posted By keyboard flier

Voting choice, has and always will be based on...

Voting choice, has and always will be based on who you want as PM or who you think is the best candidate for your constituency.
For example if you are a diehard labour supporter then it wouldn't...
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Nov 2019, 11:10
Replies: 49
Views: 10,665
Posted By keyboard flier

I've told them that it wasn't an accident I meant...

I've told them that it wasn't an accident I meant to run them over, I've said that they are too early as the accident isn't until to tomorrow. When asked serious the accident was I've asked how...
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Oct 2019, 15:19
Replies: 13,168
Views: 10,856,384
Posted By keyboard flier

Was at a wedding at the weekend, very emotional. ...

Was at a wedding at the weekend, very emotional.

Even the cake was in tiers.
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Oct 2019, 13:40
Replies: 13,168
Views: 10,856,384
Posted By keyboard flier

I'd just like to thank my neighbour for the loan...

I'd just like to thank my neighbour for the loan a some plastic sheeting.

Ta Pauline
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Sep 2019, 10:43
Replies: 13,168
Views: 10,856,384
Posted By keyboard flier

I've a new favourite word: Drool - it just...

I've a new favourite word:
Drool - it just rolls off the tongue.
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Sep 2019, 12:30
Replies: 12,265
Views: 1,507,677
Posted By keyboard flier

He shouts he wants a GE, because he knows he...

He shouts he wants a GE, because he knows he wouldn't get one. Now one is offered it on a plate he backs away. Why.
Fear - if he loses it's because he'll know that no one wants him as PM and the...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Aug 2019, 13:47
Replies: 47
Views: 8,448
Posted By keyboard flier

I know someone who wanted to experience sadistic...

I know someone who wanted to experience sadistic necro-bestial opportunities but I told him he was flogging a dead horse.


I know where the door is.:O
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Jul 2019, 14:45
Replies: 58
Views: 5,221
Posted By keyboard flier

I still remember the last words of my uncle "fcuk...

I still remember the last words of my uncle "fcuk me, a bus"
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Jul 2019, 09:51
Replies: 88
Views: 17,583
Posted By keyboard flier

Set up on a blind date by my brother who dating...

Set up on a blind date by my brother who dating her sister. Went down the aisle 10 months later, 27 years and two beautiful daughters along she is the love of my life.

Brother and sister also...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Jul 2019, 09:21
Replies: 58
Views: 5,221
Posted By keyboard flier

Easy peasy.

Easy peasy.
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Jun 2019, 14:00
Replies: 64
Views: 8,902
Posted By keyboard flier

Ealing comedies. Ladykillers Lavender Hill...

Ealing comedies.
Ladykillers
Lavender Hill Mob
Kind Hearts and Coronets. (ooooh Joan Greenwood)
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Jun 2019, 11:17
Replies: 64
Views: 8,902
Posted By keyboard flier

Reach for the Sky; always enjoyed the film and...

Reach for the Sky; always enjoyed the film and Muriel Pavlow is a seriously beautiful woman.
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Apr 2019, 08:41
Replies: 23
Views: 2,893
Posted By keyboard flier

When my children were of that age it was a...

When my children were of that age it was a requirement of the school that they had to be toilet trained before starting nursery.
Now that is not the case and they have children in year 3 that is...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2019, 14:33
Replies: 98
Views: 19,778
Posted By keyboard flier

I see folk are having a whale of a time here.

I see folk are having a whale of a time here.
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Dec 2018, 09:50
Replies: 142
Views: 13,134
Posted By keyboard flier

I recall when on a speed awareness course being...

I recall when on a speed awareness course being told that an overtake or an undertake is a manoeuvre. So if you are in lane 1 and the traffic in lane 2 is moving slower, providing you keep your...
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Dec 2018, 14:32
Replies: 79
Views: 8,922
Posted By keyboard flier

Airbus - Wot yer comb yer barnet wiv ...

Airbus - Wot yer comb yer barnet wiv
Groundspeed - crushing your amphetamines prior to inhalation
Overshoot - unfortunate sexual practice
Pancake landing - from being a bad tosser
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