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12th May 2021, 13:43
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Ryanair negotiate gross pay = typical net pay for...

Ryanair negotiate gross pay = typical net pay for those who are not subject to income tax, national insurance, pension contributions and so on.
11th May 2021, 20:21
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Views: 67,777
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"I present to you the real-life transformer....

"I present to you the real-life transformer. Launched looking like this from the back of a C-130, a short time later it is transformed into a pile of shapeless metal."
11th May 2021, 18:18
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

No, it's not exactly stealthy, but you can bet...

No, it's not exactly stealthy, but you can bet your life no professional pilot will report seeing one."
10th May 2021, 11:59
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

"The Governor must not find out, but since he...

"The Governor must not find out, but since he passed a law stating that pi = 3, the state academy predicted a total eclipse of the sun today, so we have to simulate one."

[Wikipedia: In 1897, an...
9th May 2021, 17:52
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

"We told the designer to copy a boomerang to...

"We told the designer to copy a boomerang to ensure the plane returns safely from every mission, but someone described a frisbee to him when he asked what a boomerang was."
9th May 2021, 07:47
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

At least, if it is to he consigned to the dustbin...

At least, if it is to he consigned to the dustbin if history, the wing will make optimal use of that receptacle.
9th May 2021, 06:37
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

The RAF demanded the ability to paint large...

The RAF demanded the ability to paint large roundels.
8th May 2021, 22:11
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

"Yes, it's Variable Geometry. We can adjust the...

"Yes, it's Variable Geometry. We can adjust the wing in flight 30* forwards or backwards."

- "But why?"

- "This is an invention in search of a use."
8th May 2021, 22:06
Replies: 2,264
Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

They'd run clean out of wings at B&Q so I...

They'd run clean out of wings at B&Q so I borrowed my children's trampoline.
8th May 2021, 22:05
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

It the plane is going to crash, pull the red...

It the plane is going to crash, pull the red lever and the wing functions as a parachute.
8th May 2021, 22:05
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

Our wing-walkers keep saying the wing is too...

Our wing-walkers keep saying the wing is too small, so I've come up with this idea.
8th May 2021, 22:03
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

Got to give those flying saucer freaks something...

Got to give those flying saucer freaks something to be going on while we develop real top secret technology..
8th May 2021, 22:01
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

I call it AWACS: Aeroplane With A Circular...

I call it AWACS: Aeroplane With A Circular Surface.
8th May 2021, 22:00
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

To land on snow, simply invert the aircraft.

To land on snow, simply invert the aircraft.
8th May 2021, 21:59
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

Keep dry* in your personal aircraft - buy the...

Keep dry* in your personal aircraft - buy the Scroggs Wonderplane.

* except in high winds, when taxiing or flying
8th May 2021, 20:31
Replies: 2,264
Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

The RAF objected to the recruitment film because...

The RAF objected to the recruitment film because the film-makers, in demonstrating how there is a need for all kinds of trades in the Air Force, showed an unserviceable aircraft.
8th May 2021, 20:29
Replies: 69
Views: 14,244
Posted By c52

You mean we will get stamps in our passports...

You mean we will get stamps in our passports again? That makes Brexit worthwhile!
8th May 2021, 18:03
Replies: 69
Views: 14,244
Posted By c52

Why might China with 102 new cases in the last...

Why might China with 102 new cases in the last week not be on the list?
8th May 2021, 10:09
Replies: 2,264
Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

The re-make of Battle of Britain was heavily...

The re-make of Battle of Britain was heavily criticised for anachronisms - here, for instance, we see hi-viz long before it became the be-all and end-all of military life.
5th May 2021, 21:36
Replies: 2,264
Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

"Your mission is that we are going to drop you...

"Your mission is that we are going to drop you into the sea off Jersey and you are going to pretend to be the Royal Navy's submarine fleet."
5th May 2021, 15:22
Replies: 69
Views: 14,244
Posted By c52

The limiting factor on flights will be...

The limiting factor on flights will be accommodation, surely. If everyone want to go to Portugal for three nights there'll lots of flights; if they want to go for three weeks, fewer flights.
5th May 2021, 13:39
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Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

Repairs underway after the Do-X taxies into a...

Repairs underway after the Do-X taxies into a bridge over a river.
5th May 2021, 08:45
Replies: 2,264
Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

Advertising Executive: "I'm delighted to present...

Advertising Executive: "I'm delighted to present you new campaign for contraceptives!"

Customer: "But they've got holes in!"
4th May 2021, 22:43
Replies: 2,264
Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

No, they can't see where they're going, but it...

No, they can't see where they're going, but it does keep the setting sun out of their eyes."
4th May 2021, 21:12
Replies: 2,264
Views: 67,777
Posted By c52

"I've got this great idea for a TV game involving...

"I've got this great idea for a TV game involving giant red balls. I'll call it Total Wipeout."
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