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Forum: Jet Blast
5th Jul 2015, 17:38
Replies: 13,056
Views: 10,111,765
Posted By Ozzy

1996-2012 The Professional Pilots Rumour...

1996-2012 The Professional Pilots Rumour Network

bit out of date....

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Jun 2015, 16:38
Replies: 70
Views: 11,098
Posted By Ozzy

Sorry to hear your news mate. All my best wishes...

Sorry to hear your news mate. All my best wishes to you and yours.

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
15th May 2015, 01:50
Replies: 71
Views: 4,566
Posted By Ozzy

Worst: Obama Best: Reagan

Worst: Obama
Best: Reagan
Forum: Jet Blast
9th May 2015, 14:28
Replies: 13
Views: 2,559
Posted By Ozzy

I expect an alarm function will be the first...

I expect an alarm function will be the first upgrade... ;)

Ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Apr 2015, 13:02
Replies: 13,056
Views: 10,111,765
Posted By Ozzy

Vegas Cabbies

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do...
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Dec 2014, 13:37
Replies: 30
Views: 2,831
Posted By Ozzy

Happy bloody Christmas :)

Happy bloody Christmas :)
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Oct 2014, 22:23
Replies: 55
Views: 3,367
Posted By Ozzy

Clocks go back here Nov 2nd. I shall stay on my...

Clocks go back here Nov 2nd. I shall stay on my schedule and annoy everyone.

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Oct 2014, 14:04
Replies: 8
Views: 1,713
Posted By Ozzy

Louis CK rocks! I don't subscribe to HBO so I...

Louis CK rocks! I don't subscribe to HBO so I wait until his shows go on Netflix :)

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Oct 2014, 12:23
Replies: 81
Views: 7,340
Posted By Ozzy

I am with the use of a tactical nuke. F*ck...

I am with the use of a tactical nuke.

F*ck em

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2014, 21:16
Replies: 269
Views: 23,301
Posted By Ozzy

A tactical nuke half a megaton should be dropped....

A tactical nuke half a megaton should be dropped. I am totally pissed off with inaction.

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
1st Sep 2014, 08:53
Replies: 30
Views: 2,278
Posted By Ozzy

After the alleged assault, does he look like a...

After the alleged assault, does he look like a cat again and only able to drink milk?

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Aug 2014, 04:12
Replies: 18
Views: 1,636
Posted By Ozzy

Find out what a tampon feels like? I bought...

Find out what a tampon feels like?

I bought enough of them for the girls in the family!

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Jul 2014, 18:15
Replies: 3,039
Views: 430,256
Posted By Ozzy

Well, I have my bone marrow biopsy scheduled for...

Well, I have my bone marrow biopsy scheduled for next Thursday. Initial diagnosis is mylar dysplasia. Tests will tell. I am tired, have no energy, strange bruising, sore upper back and wounds that...
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jun 2014, 15:04
Replies: 38
Views: 2,658
Posted By Ozzy

Remote Camera Up an Orifice

Right, so Ozzy, is scheduled for a camera up his bum procedure on August 8. I have the lovely "clean out, human Draino" kit sitting awaiting my indulgence prior to said opening day.

Apparently, I...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Feb 2014, 19:59
Replies: 2
Views: 536
Posted By Ozzy

As best a depiction of an accurate recounting of...

As best a depiction of an accurate recounting of a battle that brought out the best in the lads. Say no more.

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Feb 2014, 00:25
Replies: 209
Views: 16,746
Posted By Ozzy

Got another one. I almost collided with Captain...

Got another one. I almost collided with Captain Kirk (Shatner) at Logan Airport. His secretary and minder were with him. They ran out in front of me. I was driving a vehicle and they were on foot....
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Feb 2014, 16:35
Replies: 19
Views: 1,298
Posted By Ozzy

If I am dead, why would I care if my Will is made...

If I am dead, why would I care if my Will is made public? Nothing I can do about it and I don't give a crap, 'cos I am dead, what other people think.....

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
9th Feb 2014, 11:26
Replies: 209
Views: 16,746
Posted By Ozzy

I was part of a two man team that wrote a program...

I was part of a two man team that wrote a program to analyze phone call meta data (in the 80's) to assist the National Drugs Intelligence Unit, based at New Scotland Yard, in thwarting drug dealer...
Forum: Jet Blast
9th Feb 2014, 11:22
Replies: 66
Views: 5,368
Posted By Ozzy

"A person isn't considered by law to have the...

"A person isn't considered by law to have the capacity to make choices if they are too drunk" Said person had the capacity to choose to get drunk underage or otherwise....

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Feb 2014, 19:32
Replies: 66
Views: 5,368
Posted By Ozzy

Would not it be good that if the CPS lost a case,...

Would not it be good that if the CPS lost a case, the prosecutor would automatically be held in contempt of court? That should reduce the number of no case trials...

Just saying...

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Feb 2014, 20:02
Replies: 3
Views: 612
Posted By Ozzy

Good, not great, actor. Got a brilliant break and...

Good, not great, actor. Got a brilliant break and good to him.

Ozzy
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Feb 2014, 20:01
Replies: 58
Views: 4,173
Posted By Ozzy

Found with a needle in his arm on the bathroom...

Found with a needle in his arm on the bathroom floor. Heroin found in the apartment. He was on and off addict just out of rehab. What a waste of life. It hits some of the worst and some of the best....
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Jan 2014, 22:21
Replies: 25
Views: 1,768
Posted By Ozzy

1) I would not let BHO play pro football. 2) I...

1) I would not let BHO play pro football.
2) I would not let either of BHO's daughters play pro football
3) I would not let BHO fcuk Michelle again and give birth to a son
4) I would not let...
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Jan 2014, 22:15
Replies: 14
Views: 1,272
Posted By Ozzy

Well FCUK MONDAY. I woke up with no heat. 6 hours...

Well FCUK MONDAY. I woke up with no heat. 6 hours later and $225 lighter I have a new oil pump. Fricking thing was installed no more than 8 years ago. So far this winter has cost me $1050 in service...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Jan 2014, 20:50
Replies: 92
Views: 5,703
Posted By Ozzy

BBC America usually shows only the games...

BBC America usually shows only the games involving Engerlund. Anyone know a website I can watch the games live on t' Interwebbie?

Ozzy
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