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Forum: Jet Blast
25th Oct 2021, 21:38
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

But they can dance on the head of a pin. Must...

But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
Their heavenly diet
Works well; you should try it
25th Oct 2021, 21:32
Replies: 6,368
Views: 253,580
Posted By Hydromet

OK ladies & gentlemen, have a go at this one. ...

OK ladies & gentlemen, have a go at this one.


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25th Oct 2021, 21:06
Replies: 6,368
Views: 253,580
Posted By Hydromet

Thank you all, that was a great picture that...

Thank you all, that was a great picture that invited some fine captions. I shall try to find a worth successor.

Back shortly.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Oct 2021, 10:48
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

I think we should all start again Writing...

I think we should all start again
Writing verses not so arcane.
A simple limerick
Should do the trick,
In English, simple and plain.
======================
It's a fine old British tradition
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Oct 2021, 09:12
Replies: 57
Views: 3,324
Posted By Hydromet

I don't often drink tea, but Mrs. H. does. I...

I don't often drink tea, but Mrs. H. does. I always squeeze the tea bag to get the appropriate strength.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Oct 2021, 09:01
Replies: 70
Views: 1,883
Posted By Hydromet

And yet, it seems you want to deny that free...

And yet, it seems you want to deny that free choice.
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Oct 2021, 22:13
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

His street cred was a bit hit and myth, And...

His street cred was a bit hit and myth,
And people always took the pith.
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Oct 2021, 11:35
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

When Pasiphae fancied the bull He asked her to...

When Pasiphae fancied the bull
He asked her to give him a pull.
A quick one off the wrist
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Oct 2021, 11:30
Replies: 62
Views: 3,614
Posted By Hydromet

It's what I was taught as a 10yo by my father,...

It's what I was taught as a 10yo by my father, before I was allowed to touch his .22.
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Oct 2021, 06:42
Replies: 62
Views: 3,008
Posted By Hydromet

I can't recall the last time I saw a can of...

I can't recall the last time I saw a can of Fosters, either in a hotel, bottle shop or someone's possession.
James Squire 150 Lashes is indeed a good drop. Maybe I'm biassed, as he was my Great^4...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Oct 2021, 04:53
Replies: 62
Views: 3,008
Posted By Hydromet

No. The rules in each state are different, but I...

No. The rules in each state are different, but I don't think it applies to working from home. It may apply if someone has to visit you in your home to do business, though.
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Oct 2021, 04:48
Replies: 70
Views: 1,883
Posted By Hydromet

Unfortunately, many of the 'anti' forces are part...

Unfortunately, many of the 'anti' forces are part of organised religions. Of course, not all religions or believers are anti, but those who are have run a strong campaign, pressuring MPs to reject...
23rd Oct 2021, 04:11
Replies: 0
Views: 1,012
Posted By Hydromet

Gums, harsh as the solution in your last...

Gums, harsh as the solution in your last paragraph is, I believe it's the only solution. Whatever happens won't be pretty, but hopefully it won't involve any outsiders...unless, of course, Vladimir...
23rd Oct 2021, 01:19
Replies: 6,368
Views: 253,580
Posted By Hydromet

When the Movements Officer told McHoskins that he...

When the Movements Officer told McHoskins that he should take extra socks and jocks, as usual, Hoskins misunderstood.
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Oct 2021, 20:40
Replies: 70
Views: 1,883
Posted By Hydromet

This is also a hot topic in Australia at present,...

This is also a hot topic in Australia at present, with a bill before the NSW Parliament. NSW is the only state that doesn't have such law. However, with a new, strongly RC Premier, there is some...
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Oct 2021, 10:26
Replies: 62
Views: 3,008
Posted By Hydromet

We have a couple of would-be politicians here who...

We have a couple of would-be politicians here who see themselves as antipodean Trumps. They are universally regarded as objects of ridicule.
22nd Oct 2021, 09:18
Replies: 6,368
Views: 253,580
Posted By Hydromet

"After him, men, he's stolen the regimental...

"After him, men, he's stolen the regimental condom!"
21st Oct 2021, 21:46
Replies: 6,368
Views: 253,580
Posted By Hydromet

"...and if this doesn't frighten them into...

"...and if this doesn't frighten them into surrendering, we'll send in the bagpipes."
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Oct 2021, 10:24
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

Don't! Stop! This ain't what I asked for! (What...

Don't! Stop! This ain't what I asked for!
(What she really wanted was much more.)
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Oct 2021, 06:05
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

His tart said "You must be dreaming". ďIf you...

His tart said "You must be dreaming".
ďIf you think Iíd fancy a reamingĒ
But that silver-tongued fellow
Turned her willpower to jello
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Oct 2021, 01:15
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

Mr Arrow married Miss Bow. They were strung...

Mr Arrow married Miss Bow.
They were strung very tightly you know.
Prone to go "twang"
When telemarketers rang
But she quivered when Bow had a go.
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The bull's eye...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Oct 2021, 09:20
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

Now that we've cleared that one up And I have...

Now that we've cleared that one up
And I have some tea in my cup
Let's all have a rest
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Oct 2021, 09:16
Replies: 23
Views: 1,568
Posted By Hydromet

Say it with flowers - give her a triffid.

Say it with flowers - give her a triffid.
18th Oct 2021, 07:21
Replies: 6,368
Views: 253,580
Posted By Hydromet

"If you're going ... to Saaan Fraaan...

"If you're going ... to Saaan Fraaan Cisco...."
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Oct 2021, 06:47
Replies: 8,635
Views: 472,743
Posted By Hydromet

The cog on the end of the chain. Is small, to...

The cog on the end of the chain.
Is small, to lessen leg strain
But the bloody great sprocket
That fits on the socket
Will cause you no end of pain.
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And then there's the...
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