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15th Jun 2021, 15:03
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

Bayonetta, gentille bayonetta, Bayonetta, je te...

Bayonetta, gentille bayonetta,
Bayonetta, je te plumerai.

- Ed
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Jun 2021, 15:58
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By cavuman1

The sailors who hang around Cornwall, Like to...

The sailors who hang around Cornwall,
Like to eat a treat called a corn ball

- Ed
13th Jun 2021, 14:18
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

Typical politicians - always giving stump...

Typical politicians - always giving stump speeches.

- Ed
12th Jun 2021, 00:27
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

(L-R) Stumped - Stump - Stumpy - Ed

(L-R) Stumped - Stump - Stumpy

- Ed
10th Jun 2021, 14:40
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

NOT A CAPTION Ninthace, I agree that the...

NOT A CAPTION

Ninthace, I agree that the aircraft in question is, in fact, an F7U Cutlass:
...
9th Jun 2021, 21:14
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

The LSO's command to "Call the Ball!" was...

The LSO's command to "Call the Ball!" was misheard by the F3H's pilot as "Maul the Ball!"

- Ed
9th Jun 2021, 20:44
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

The signalman rushed across the deck and beat...

The signalman rushed across the deck and beat Roger Bannister's record by a full three minutes....

- Ed
9th Jun 2021, 20:37
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

The first female carrier captain attempts to...

The first female carrier captain attempts to reverse into dock with predicable results.

- Ed
9th Jun 2021, 20:35
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

I say, a bit early on the roundout, wouldn't you...

I say, a bit early on the roundout, wouldn't you agree, Hoskins?

- Ed
9th Jun 2021, 15:13
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

And thus was the game of Cornhole invented. ...

And thus was the game of Cornhole invented.

- Ed
8th Jun 2021, 21:36
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

As the coprophagic dog said as he inspected his...

As the coprophagic dog said as he inspected his companion's cuneiform of the bowel: "I love the way you use the corn for texture!"

- Ed
8th Jun 2021, 15:52
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

"This give me excerrent idea!", whispered Great...

"This give me excerrent idea!", whispered Great Leader as he looked up and to his right. "Prease to make girrfriend's bronde hair into corn rows!"

- Ed
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Jun 2021, 15:20
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By cavuman1

She had a fling with Giorgio Moroder on the...

She had a fling with Giorgio Moroder
on the back seat of a Skoda;
In San Francisco
In a dark disco,
Where the dope left a pungent sweet odo(u)r.
=========================================
It was...
8th Jun 2021, 13:09
Replies: 39
Views: 14,657
Posted By cavuman1

World's Most Secretive 737

Rat 55, Radar Airborne Testbed, looks like a cross between the Super Guppy and Groucho Marx! When asked about the functions of the craft by a reporter, the chief pilot responded: "I will tell you....
7th Jun 2021, 18:00
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

All the Generals quietly thought "If only...

All the Generals quietly thought "If only Fearless Leader would shuck off!"

- Ed
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Jun 2021, 15:01
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By cavuman1

Watching "Sheilas" lick their ice cream cones, ...

Watching "Sheilas" lick their ice cream cones,
Dressed low-cut and short with pastel tones.

- Ed
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jun 2021, 23:24
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By cavuman1

While flying in central Australia I had a...

While flying in central Australia
I had a navigation failure.
The GAFA* was vast,
My ETA's past,
Drop Bears on my paraphernalia!
============================
Ayres Rock is surrounded by...
6th Jun 2021, 23:11
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

And for my next trick I shall blow bubbles in the...

And for my next trick I shall blow bubbles in the bathtub without using my mouth.

- Ed
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2021, 21:02
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By cavuman1

She then walked in Piccadilly Holding a white...

She then walked in Piccadilly
Holding a white Easter lily.
Thinking of gherkin
And rapid jerkin',
From the barrel she picked a real dilly.
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I love the fine...
3rd Jun 2021, 14:12
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

Lawrence Welk - The Early Years - Ed

Lawrence Welk - The Early Years

- Ed
1st Jun 2021, 20:40
Replies: 22
Views: 1,679
Posted By cavuman1

421dog - I bow to your superior knowledge! You...

421dog - I bow to your superior knowledge! You are correct, of course. I owe you a cold beer....

- Col. Ed (of the Kentucky variety.)
1st Jun 2021, 15:17
Replies: 22
Views: 1,679
Posted By cavuman1

Pedantic Mode /ON/ Fl1ingfrog, I believe you...

Pedantic Mode /ON/

Fl1ingfrog, I believe you meant to refer to Mr. Isaac Newton's Third Law of Motion. Einstein was busy trying to find a workable grand unification theory, E=mc˛, etc.

Pedantic...
31st May 2021, 19:51
Replies: 3,153
Views: 96,815
Posted By cavuman1

Auric Goldfinger picks up where Darth Vader left...

Auric Goldfinger picks up where Darth Vader left off....

- Ed
Forum: Jet Blast
31st May 2021, 15:14
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By cavuman1

Then, to her ultimate chagrin She went into a...

Then, to her ultimate chagrin
She went into a tailspin.
"About my rear",
First it's far, then near,
You shall not know of the places its been!
=====================================
Her engine:...
31st May 2021, 14:49
Replies: 4
Views: 404
Posted By cavuman1

Snoop ISS Canadarm Damaged by Space Junk

Given the quantity of debris in orbit, I am surprised that this sort of occurrence does not happen more frequently.
ISS v. Space Junk...
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