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Forum: Jet Blast
15th Jun 2021, 07:37
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

If a sailor has a girl in every port,

If a sailor has a girl in every port,
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Jun 2021, 07:31
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

one should be inserting a full stop,however,in...

one should be inserting a full stop,however,in short,if the shorts are so short that they reveal a glimpse of the curlies,the the shorts are too short...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Jun 2021, 22:04
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

which,just to be clear,is not the same as being...

which,just to be clear,is not the same as being neutered
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2021, 23:34
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

My windscreen’s got one inch of ice (it isn’t...

My windscreen’s got one inch of ice
(it isn’t particul’ry nice)
I’ve turned on the plate
(perhaps much too late)...
Please God,give me some sage advice.

=============================
My last...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2021, 22:27
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

and as usual was delivered to the wrong...

and as usual was delivered to the wrong address,ensuring that...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2021, 22:22
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

It was said that she was partial to sausage,

It was said that she was partial to sausage,
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2021, 01:13
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

The Dirty Old Man was called Steptoe, His son...

The Dirty Old Man was called Steptoe,
His son was a dirtbag too, so...
If you watch the boxed set,
You can most surely bet
Forum: Jet Blast
30th May 2021, 06:07
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

considered by some to be

considered by some to be
Forum: Jet Blast
29th May 2021, 23:38
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

fine pair of

fine pair of
Forum: Jet Blast
29th May 2021, 23:35
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

With a spot of horizontal refreshment, I...

With a spot of horizontal refreshment,
I balanced atop a revetment.
Though it was very steep,
I fell sound asleep
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd May 2021, 00:20
Replies: 20
Views: 1,847
Posted By ex82watcher

Would it be permissible to photograph a pair of...

Would it be permissible to photograph a pair of great tits when I see them ?
Forum: Jet Blast
20th May 2021, 22:55
Replies: 27
Views: 2,091
Posted By ex82watcher

I've not had a cat of my own,but my ex-gf has had...

I've not had a cat of my own,but my ex-gf has had four.The first 'lucky' was well named as she lived for 23 years,but was not very friendly.The second was a stray,who adopted her,and was...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th May 2021, 17:49
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it" And the...

"It's life Jim, but not as we know it"
And the Clingons,they really show it
But the one with the beard
Is exceptionally wierd
Forum: Jet Blast
5th May 2021, 13:07
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

Lord Onslow,who was commonly known by his...

Lord Onslow,who was commonly known by his initials only,said "I'm not bleedin' deaf - I heard you the first time"...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd May 2021, 21:49
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

disproportionately dangerous...

disproportionately dangerous...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd May 2021, 21:40
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

With St George well out of the way The dragon...

With St George well out of the way
The dragon crept up on its prey
"Oh save me," she shrieked
Of pork chops she reeked
But tasted of chicken satay.
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Now St Andrew,we...
Forum: Jet Blast
1st May 2021, 21:56
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

The Pope had a pastoral staff Of cows, goats...

The Pope had a pastoral staff
Of cows, goats and sheep and giraffe,
They debated at Synod
The name of the true God,
Who believe it or not,is a Taff.
Forum: Jet Blast
1st May 2021, 21:04
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

it's own VOR,which if memory serves,was the...

it's own VOR,which if memory serves,was the clearance limit for inbound traffic to Birmingham,before being replaced by CHASE in the early 1990s,preumably taking it's name from Cannock Chase,which
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Apr 2021, 22:16
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

conquests,such as that chick he met ,who said she...

conquests,such as that chick he met ,who said she had only been laid once...
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Apr 2021, 22:24
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

ment for narcissistic tendencies reflected in...

ment for narcissistic tendencies reflected in...
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Apr 2021, 22:18
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

When I went out for my walk Over the hills to...

When I went out for my walk
Over the hills to Dundalk
It was really too far,
Shoud've taken my car
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Apr 2021, 22:56
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

[QUOTE=cavuman1;11033941]Prior to commencement of...

[QUOTE=cavuman1;11033941]Prior to commencement of a new Limerick, I'd like to say how much I enjoy this thread and the really funny authors who build it. Any and all, if ever in Cincinnati, can...
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Apr 2021, 22:08
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

You're liable to injury, by golly. (hope I...

You're liable to injury, by golly.

(hope I don't face a ban for using that last word !)
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Apr 2021, 23:17
Replies: 17,656
Views: 1,073,790
Posted By ex82watcher

ask who started the war...

ask who started the war...
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Apr 2021, 14:05
Replies: 7,667
Views: 388,955
Posted By ex82watcher

My dragon is wanting attention, But what can...

My dragon is wanting attention,
But what can one do on a pension?
My yens are few
Can't buy anything new
Even if that were my intention.
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