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15th Jun 2021, 15:58
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Having donned their anti-flash gear, the squad...

Having donned their anti-flash gear, the squad shows a flash of steel.
14th Jun 2021, 23:41
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Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

"Alright, where's Hoskins?" "At the aid...

"Alright, where's Hoskins?"
"At the aid station, Sir. Bayonet in his foot."
"How on Earth did that happen?"
"Not rightly sure, Sir. But it was just after you told us to steel ourselves."
14th Jun 2021, 17:14
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Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Wu Lien-teh's masks will protect us from the...

Wu Lien-teh's masks will protect us from the plague, and we might need the bayonets if someone tries to force the border. But why are we standing in a ditch?
14th Jun 2021, 16:59
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Hold on -- I just reread the orders. It seems...

Hold on -- I just reread the orders. It seems we're to perform a masking attack.
13th Jun 2021, 23:50
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Of course I volunteer -- I've always wanted to go...

Of course I volunteer -- I've always wanted to go on a covid mission.
13th Jun 2021, 23:50
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Look at the bright side -- there's no way a virus...

Look at the bright side -- there's no way a virus will get through the mask AND survive the chlorine gas.
13th Jun 2021, 23:49
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

He said something about Spanish fliers. But I...

He said something about Spanish fliers. But I don't see how these masks will protect us . . . and isn't Spain neutral anyway?
12th Jun 2021, 16:30
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Johnson may think he's a tough negotiator, but...

Johnson may think he's a tough negotiator, but after I get done with him, he'll be known as Cornwallis.
10th Jun 2021, 15:59
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Wave off? If I had to wait for an invitation to...

Wave off? If I had to wait for an invitation to board, I'd never use my Cutlass.
10th Jun 2021, 11:16
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Damn it. I told you we wouldn't make it back to...

Damn it. I told you we wouldn't make it back to the ship before the tide came in.
8th Jun 2021, 11:25
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Typical. I ask for a stable of thoroughbreds,...

Typical. I ask for a stable of thoroughbreds, and you bring me a basket of cobs.
8th Jun 2021, 00:10
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

The Great Leader's decision to switch to silk...

The Great Leader's decision to switch to silk parachutes solved the nylon crisis, and yielded a nice bonus as well.
7th Jun 2021, 21:50
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Dotards! I ordered you to bring some fodder for...

Dotards! I ordered you to bring some fodder for my anti-aircraft guns. . . . On second thought, I guess you did.
7th Jun 2021, 21:48
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Which part of "cornucopia" didn't you...

Which part of "cornucopia" didn't you understand?
7th Jun 2021, 13:53
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Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

What is this ??? I order you to strip 1000...

What is this ??? I order you to strip 1000 colonels and put them to the flames, and you bring me . . .ears of corn?
7th Jun 2021, 11:46
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Protocol chief (left) thinks his (nearly) final...

Protocol chief (left) thinks his (nearly) final thought: Perhaps "lend my your ear" wasn't the best way to invite corn farmers to the Great Leader's speech.
6th Jun 2021, 11:57
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Field trials show that the Army's proposed carbon...

Field trials show that the Army's proposed carbon sequestration scheme is unlikely to be effective.
5th Jun 2021, 13:32
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

After investing in sanitization supplies early in...

After investing in sanitization supplies early in the pandemic, Hoskins (left, middle background) hurries to leave the market before the soap bubble bursts.
5th Jun 2021, 12:51
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Mohammed (hand visible, lower right) calculates...

Mohammed (hand visible, lower right) calculates the precise bursting radius of the bubbles.
4th Jun 2021, 11:01
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

It isn't this man's army anymore, but asking the...

It isn't this man's army anymore, but asking the platoon sergeant for a blow job turned out to be a mistake.
4th Jun 2021, 11:00
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Proud of his language skills, Wikstrom accepts an...

Proud of his language skills, Wikstrom accepts an invitation to share a hookah with the village elders.
4th Jun 2021, 01:02
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Spheres of influence.

Spheres of influence.
3rd Jun 2021, 13:22
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

The first military deployment of hot air since...

The first military deployment of hot air since the Montgolfier brothers. For buoyancy, at least . . .
2nd Jun 2021, 11:02
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Look on the bright side, Mr. Bond. You'll never...

Look on the bright side, Mr. Bond. You'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.
1st Jun 2021, 00:51
Replies: 3,152
Views: 96,791
Posted By Chu Chu

Old agents never die, they just laze away.

Old agents never die, they just laze away.
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