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1st Jun 2023, 23:00
Replies: 1,554
Views: 599,826
Posted By fitliker

They will just run more trains to the Gulags ,...

They will just run more trains to the Gulags , some of the passengers might even arrive alive .
1st Jun 2023, 13:40
Replies: 226
Views: 50,108
Posted By fitliker

Whenever the word solution is used . Caution . ...

Whenever the word solution is used . Caution .
I listened to an off the cuff lunch speech given by a political scientist where he used the term final solution five times with regards to an inter...
1st Jun 2023, 12:19
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Not what I had expected when they promised to...

Not what I had expected when they promised to take me camping
1st Jun 2023, 12:14
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Mountain rescue helicopters replaced by a more...

Mountain rescue helicopters replaced by a more rapid response unit , should be great once they get the short hillside landings perfected . Or not
27th May 2023, 12:13
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Far more effective than the wire brush and detol...

Far more effective than the wire brush and detol ma’am for getting those malingering around the sick bay back to the regiment . If the drums don’t get them moving to the beat , then the big scarey...
20th May 2023, 19:56
Replies: 1,554
Views: 599,826
Posted By fitliker

How many missiles are made in factories not in...

How many missiles are made in factories not in Russia ?
Stalin moved most factories away from the suburbs of Moscow , two thousand miles east . The surprise the German Nazi army must have been like...
17th May 2023, 12:14
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

The new multilingual QRH is all pictures to...

The new multilingual QRH is all pictures to facilitate multilingual crew and those that cannot read without specs , more cunnilingual than multilingual me thinks
14th May 2023, 00:19
Replies: 192
Views: 41,820
Posted By fitliker

First Light by Geoffrey Wellum Not many...

First Light by Geoffrey Wellum
Not many Seventeen year fighter pilots in WW2 , even fewer at the Battle of Britain .
One of the few .
10th May 2023, 13:41
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

If you are going to die like WW2 cannon fodder...

If you are going to die like WW2 cannon fodder using WW2 equipment it is fitting and appropriate to be properly dressed in WW2 uniforms , nes pa ?
10th May 2023, 13:37
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Matching on Grindr just before being sent to the...

Matching on Grindr just before being sent to the grinder
27th Apr 2023, 14:28
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Just a little Wafer , bomb appetite

Just a little Wafer , bomb appetite
26th Apr 2023, 21:25
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

What are the brown star awards for ? Catching or...

What are the brown star awards for ? Catching or pitching ?
26th Apr 2023, 21:24
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Real Shuriken go in edge first , those must be...

Real Shuriken go in edge first , those must be the Velcro practice Shuriken throwing stars .
23rd Apr 2023, 20:54
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Someone did not get the memo about a fragrance...

Someone did not get the memo about a fragrance free work place .

The smell of Brut and beans is just too much for some , for others it is a way of life .
23rd Apr 2023, 13:54
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Nothing like the bracing blast of cold sea water...

Nothing like the bracing blast of cold sea water on yer mug to refresh those parts that beer cannot reach .
23rd Apr 2023, 13:49
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Klingons on the starboard bow or Clingons ?

Klingons on the starboard bow or Clingons ?
16th Apr 2023, 22:06
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Just finished sampling the 25 year old Macallan...

Just finished sampling the 25 year old Macallan from the Quaich and some tourists dropped some coins in it and told me to buy some trousers .
11th Apr 2023, 23:02
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Bit high risk dressing as a rabbit to go dogging...

Bit high risk dressing as a rabbit to go dogging in Croydon

Its a snow suit not a splooge suit .
9th Apr 2023, 15:07
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Modern version of breaking someone on the wheel ,...

Modern version of breaking someone on the wheel , remarkably most persons broken in this way do so voluntarily !
8th Apr 2023, 18:48
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

There are fewer ball bearings in a lighter...

There are fewer ball bearings in a lighter unicycle than a heavier bicycle, but if your balls start bearing the weight you might wish you had two WHEELS
3rd Apr 2023, 18:15
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Sung to the old beach boys classic : I wish...

Sung to the old beach boys classic :
I wish they all could be Caledonia Girls
Two girls for every boy

Way better than Twa Dogs , ya basser
29th Mar 2023, 23:16
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Most advanced rice cookers to date , dual core...

Most advanced rice cookers to date , dual core air cooker should be able to cook all the rice in Beijing in a flash
25th Mar 2023, 03:45
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

My grovelling apologies , ladies and laddies ....

My grovelling apologies , ladies and laddies . Time for an open House ?
23rd Mar 2023, 15:38
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

The ministry of truth and peace has banned cries ...

The ministry of truth and peace has banned cries of pain and tears as being demoralizing . From now on only tears of joy and expressions of joy will be allowed in training to guarantee team...
23rd Mar 2023, 15:33
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Spoken in my best attempts at a Windsor Davies...

Spoken in my best attempts at a Windsor Davies impression:
Never seen such a blatant display of poofery , in my day we fixed bayonets for sand dancing and used real rifles not Russian noise makers
22nd Mar 2023, 23:38
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Apparently,That was the Endurance Technique...

Apparently,That was the Endurance Technique suggested by that fella claiming to be the second man on the balcony .
We don’t know if it works to improve Endurance , as nobody has been able to...
22nd Mar 2023, 23:31
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Are you sure this is what we need to do to join...

Are you sure this is what we need to do to join Gary Glitters Gang ?
No , I said this what we do to people who want to join Gary Glitters Gang
21st Mar 2023, 23:21
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon , Patton was...

Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon , Patton was just marking territory like a good Boston Terrier .
18th Mar 2023, 16:23
Replies: 280
Views: 100,764
Posted By fitliker

Caution Wake Turbulence

Caution Wake Turbulence
17th Mar 2023, 21:06
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

He has been doing one armed press ups since he...

He has been doing one armed press ups since he left the other arm on the barbed wire trying to get out of the barracks for a pint
10th Mar 2023, 03:33
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Attempts to copy Stalins flying tanks failed at...

Attempts to copy Stalins flying tanks failed at the first few landings .

Once they remove the greasy stain that used to be the driver , attempts for the twenty third landing will begin in earnest
10th Mar 2023, 03:29
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

That Mongolian jumped right out in front of us...

That Mongolian jumped right out in front of us Tiananmen Square style and then went full Genghis Khan on our tank , just like that the fight was over and so was the Shanghai taxi
8th Mar 2023, 21:21
Replies: 20,218
Views: 959,218
Posted By fitliker

Gardener says it will never compost , so we...

Gardener says it will never compost , so we suggested he try burning it with the leaves in Autumn when we are holiday
8th Mar 2023, 11:10
Replies: 33
Views: 2,431
Posted By fitliker

Go guns 130.30 Go Canada 118.67 Go Company...

Go guns 130.30
Go Canada 118.67
Go Company your company frequency
Then go ***** plus a nickel lots of frequencies to gossip about the weather on :)
5th Mar 2023, 18:50
Replies: 37
Views: 13,606
Posted By fitliker

They say the Princess would have survived the...

They say the Princess would have survived the crash if she was wearing her seatbelt .
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