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15th Feb 2016, 14:51
Replies: 5,107
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Posted By EyesFront

Memory; herding the cattle out of the field...

Memory; herding the cattle out of the field before flying, then following the field-phone cable along the wall to find out where the cows had eaten the insulation...
14th Aug 2015, 23:49
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

Do you expect me to talk? No Mr Bond, ve expect...

Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, ve expect you to fly...
3rd Aug 2015, 00:22
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

Unexpected items in the bagging area...

Unexpected items in the bagging area...
3rd Aug 2015, 00:19
Replies: 13
Views: 4,832
Posted By EyesFront

At least he knows where the fulcrum is now...

At least he knows where the fulcrum is now...
1st Apr 2015, 13:04
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

That's what happens when the afterburners are...

That's what happens when the afterburners are fitted back-to-front
12th Mar 2015, 23:11
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

When I asked you to turn it through 180 degrees...

When I asked you to turn it through 180 degrees to swing the compass, that's not quite what I had in mind...
27th Feb 2015, 18:36
Replies: 80
Views: 36,774
Posted By EyesFront

I'm looking forward to congratulating Chris at...

I'm looking forward to congratulating Chris at this year's FNHT supporters' day!


He gave a fascinating and detailed account of the incident at last year's FNHT supporters' day. I'm sure there's...
27th Jan 2015, 08:28
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

Nice try, but you're still one hell of an ugly...

Nice try, but you're still one hell of an ugly aircraft...
15th Jan 2015, 12:01
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

As a special reward, the very best cartoon will...

As a special reward, the very best cartoon will be featured on the cover of the house magazine ...
1st Dec 2014, 09:02
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

Special delivery for Mr Mellor - just tell him...

Special delivery for Mr Mellor - just tell him it's from the sweaty little shit!
26th Nov 2014, 15:42
Replies: 74
Views: 14,624
Posted By EyesFront

I have no first hand knowledge to rank pilots so...

I have no first hand knowledge to rank pilots so wouldn't presume to pick one as the 'greatest' but I do have a vast collection of aviation books, including any I could find on test flying. Any...
15th Oct 2014, 13:45
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

Some say that gravity reverses as he approaches,...

Some say that gravity reverses as he approaches, but all we know is that he's called the Stig...
9th Oct 2014, 12:25
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

I know it's dress-down Friday, but couldn't I...

I know it's dress-down Friday, but couldn't I have kept my underpants on/
22nd Sep 2014, 09:48
Replies: 287
Views: 136,070
Posted By EyesFront

Drifting off thread, but that trumps my ATC cadet...

Drifting off thread, but that trumps my ATC cadet memory of seeing the Bristol type 188 land at Filton (with Canberra escort) while waiting for my Chipmunk flight...

A more relevant memory is a...
22nd Sep 2014, 09:31
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

I know you told Salmond where he could stick his...

I know you told Salmond where he could stick his Yes vote, but I never believed he would actually do it...
16th Sep 2014, 16:48
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

It's a bike rack for McBoris bikes

It's a bike rack for McBoris bikes
9th Sep 2014, 14:21
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

Old favourites

"Bit late on the round out there Hoskyns..."

"It'll buff out"

"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing"

"Oi, look what you've done to my erection"

Hat, coat , where's the...
9th Sep 2014, 14:16
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

When the new extension to the aerospace museum...

When the new extension to the aerospace museum was completed, the Directors wished they'd checked the architect's references at his previous employer (LEGOLAND)
24th Aug 2014, 18:06
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

We have almost succeeded in monopolising the...

We have almost succeeded in monopolising the PPRuNe caption competition. This will complete stage one of my cunning plan for world domination...
24th Aug 2014, 18:01
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

Have you tried switching it off and on again?
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jul 2014, 13:52
Replies: 66
Views: 5,160
Posted By EyesFront

So many...

First memories of BofB days at Chivenor, early '60s. Hunters everywhere. Mossies in the static. Had my first ever passenger flights in a Rapide and a Prentice saw my first crash - a collision between...
1st Jul 2014, 12:28
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

Three red bombs, hanging on the wing... ... ...

Three red bombs, hanging on the wing...
...
But if one red bomb, should accidentally fall,
There'll be no red bombs, and no bloody wing..
1st Jul 2014, 12:25
Replies: 6
Views: 2,039
Posted By EyesFront

Stealth in action... :)

Stealth in action... :)
Forum: Cabin Crew
4th Jun 2014, 14:17
Replies: 169
Views: 51,321
Posted By EyesFront

As there was no tearful final interview with him,...

As there was no tearful final interview with him, I assumed that he must actually have terminated, solving all his problems at once ...

BA cabin crew don't take prisoners, you know...
4th Jun 2014, 14:09
Replies: 58,040
Views: 8,560,598
Posted By EyesFront

The chap in drag with his hands over his...

The chap in drag with his hands over his genitals: "Can someone reduce the size for me please - I can't seem to get it smaller"
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