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Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2019, 22:04
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,573,921
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Probably the wife was as frigid as the...

Probably the wife was as frigid as the un-defrosted fridge.
19th May 2019, 22:02
Replies: 55,280
Views: 7,806,620
Posted By Ascend Charlie

While the Powers That Be were puzzling over...

While the Powers That Be were puzzling over whether to allow the Whore.net team in the race, they didn't notice that it had 2 engines.
Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2019, 18:47
Replies: 37
Views: 4,439
Posted By Ascend Charlie

I like a Green Smoothie each morning, but my...

I like a Green Smoothie each morning, but my bartender calls it a Mojito.
Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2019, 10:42
Replies: 20,097
Views: 2,600,174
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The green dills who took a convoy through coal...

The green dills who took a convoy through coal and cattle country to try to get coal mines and live cattle exports stopped had the opposite effect of what they hoped for. And got their cars...
19th May 2019, 10:34
Replies: 55,280
Views: 7,806,620
Posted By Ascend Charlie

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/960x562/mirage_lambo_572af4d1474bbe6f2d5621ea391384d2e6372cdf.jpg
An update on the 1980 version... (not a caption)
19th May 2019, 07:30
Replies: 55,280
Views: 7,806,620
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The Labor Party car, covered in fancy slogans,...

The Labor Party car, covered in fancy slogans, thinks that it is an absolute shoe-in, and spends time waving to the faithful, and doesn't see what is roaring up behind.
Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2019, 01:19
Replies: 10,029
Views: 1,087,168
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Packing bags, charging cameras etc for tomorrow's...

Packing bags, charging cameras etc for tomorrow's crossing of 79 degrees of latitude and 148 degrees of longitude. Jet lag, here we come.
Forum: Jet Blast
17th May 2019, 05:53
Replies: 16
Views: 1,707
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Give him a pencil, he'll work it out...

Give him a pencil, he'll work it out...
17th May 2019, 05:52
Replies: 8
Views: 2,194
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Musta changed, it would have been: "Hipshot...

Musta changed, it would have been:
"Hipshot check'
"Hipshot 2"
"3"
"4"
16th May 2019, 09:50
Replies: 32
Views: 3,982
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Atlas Shrugged, or Jesus Wept, and even Griffo,...

Atlas Shrugged, or Jesus Wept, and even Griffo, were you unable to hear the pilot's tongue in his cheek? The comment "turning finals" is relevant to the non-standard calls, and entirely within the...
Forum: Rotorheads
16th May 2019, 09:38
Replies: 109
Views: 41,136
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Wonder why there is no sound of it hovering? And...

Wonder why there is no sound of it hovering? And on the concrete pad, no indication of the amount of downwash. These things will stop it from landing in backyards or footy fields.
Forum: Rotorheads
16th May 2019, 09:23
Replies: 58
Views: 23,095
Posted By Ascend Charlie

The powder that is packed around the floats to...

The powder that is packed around the floats to ensure the rubber bits don't stick together. Poooofff!
Forum: Rotorheads
16th May 2019, 02:48
Replies: 58
Views: 23,095
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Slow orbit, tries to come to hover downwind (big...

Slow orbit, tries to come to hover downwind (big nose-up attitude to stop groundspeed, so probably going backwards in the airflow). Gets to limit of pedal travel, starts to turn. Pulls power to get...
Forum: Rotorheads
15th May 2019, 23:08
Replies: 58
Views: 23,095
Posted By Ascend Charlie

MightyGem, I hope your tongue is firmly in your...

MightyGem, I hope your tongue is firmly in your cheek there?
15th May 2019, 10:13
Replies: 55,280
Views: 7,806,620
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Mile High Airlines was preparing for Section...

Mile High Airlines was preparing for Section Officer Harvey's arrival by filling the tank with champagne. Hoskins had to lean against the wing to conceal his excitement.
15th May 2019, 10:09
Replies: 55,280
Views: 7,806,620
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Boris Johnson's idea of flying the Olympic Torch...

Boris Johnson's idea of flying the Olympic Torch around England wasn't off to a good start, when Hoskins couldn't get the torch to light up.
Forum: Rotorheads
15th May 2019, 10:02
Replies: 41
Views: 10,219
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Looks like the Uber autonomous electric...

Looks like the Uber autonomous electric heli-taxis will be REALLY welcomed with open arms. Or people armed with ack-ack.
15th May 2019, 06:17
Replies: 32
Views: 3,982
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Tex will be remembered by everybody as they turn...

Tex will be remembered by everybody as they turn finals.
Forum: Jet Blast
14th May 2019, 21:40
Replies: 10
Views: 1,358
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Treadigraph, you never saw Ensign Parker in...

Treadigraph, you never saw Ensign Parker in McHale's Navy? He played a wonderful bumbling idiot.
14th May 2019, 21:38
Replies: 55,280
Views: 7,806,620
Posted By Ascend Charlie

Looks to me that Buster is wondering why the...

Looks to me that Buster is wondering why the Chemtrail liquid isn't coming out of the hose, while Lafyar is absent from where he is expected to be, turning the pump handle.
Forum: Jet Blast
14th May 2019, 07:01
Replies: 25
Views: 2,194
Posted By Ascend Charlie

I believe that Calamity Jane is a great hit with...

I believe that Calamity Jane is a great hit with the alphabet community, LGBT1PDGW et al. But what a great movie it was.
13th May 2019, 09:57
Replies: 19
Views: 2,302
Posted By Ascend Charlie

It appeared now and then between 1992 and 1999...

It appeared now and then between 1992 and 1999 when I was on RAPAC, the group thought it was a good idea, but it never progressed beyond "a good idea".
Forum: Jet Blast
12th May 2019, 18:45
Replies: 14
Views: 1,409
Posted By Ascend Charlie

With 4 kids they can have Norf, Sarf, East and...

With 4 kids they can have Norf, Sarf, East and West West.
11th May 2019, 05:54
Replies: 55,280
Views: 7,806,620
Posted By Ascend Charlie

(In best Sylvester Q Pussycat voice) "Let'th play...

(In best Sylvester Q Pussycat voice) "Let'th play 'When the Thwallowth come back to Capithtrano - I'll be capithtrano, and you can be my firtht thwallow..."
Forum: Jet Blast
10th May 2019, 23:55
Replies: 17
Views: 1,278
Posted By Ascend Charlie

As I was about to go under for prostate cancer...

As I was about to go under for prostate cancer surgery, the anaesthetist said to me:

"You are about to have a Miley Cyrus moment."

I reckon my short-term memory has suffered from these medical...
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