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21st Jan 2019, 14:14
Replies: 350
Views: 253,688
Posted By Local Variation

G-BYGC to be re-painted in BOAC livery in Feb.

G-BYGC to be re-painted in BOAC livery in Feb.
20th Dec 2018, 22:03
Replies: 59
Views: 5,777
Posted By Local Variation

Best wishes with your recovery CV.

Best wishes with your recovery CV.
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Dec 2018, 18:17
Replies: 348
Views: 42,205
Posted By Local Variation

So what would be the response of the authorities...

So what would be the response of the authorities had these drones been over Whitehall, GCHQ, MOD?
24th Nov 2018, 20:54
Replies: 40
Views: 6,924
Posted By Local Variation

Another vote for Netherthorpe. Now’t wrong...

Another vote for Netherthorpe.

Now’t wrong with Skegvegas. Plenty of room. Although a PA28 did go through the hedge not that long ago.
Forum: ATC Issues
20th Nov 2018, 20:16
Replies: 25
Views: 2,418
Posted By Local Variation

Assuming they broke the OP off as they had a...

Assuming they broke the OP off as they had a faster one behind chasing them up the chuffer.

You canít go around in case the one behind has to go around as well.

Itís not nice for a low time...
20th Nov 2018, 20:04
Replies: 2,164
Views: 1,243,730
Posted By Local Variation

Thereís nowhere near enough, if any, ROI for a...

Thereís nowhere near enough, if any, ROI for a major corporate with significant organic growth plans. Just canít see how this could be presented and justified to investors.

More chance on Dragonís...
Forum: ATC Issues
20th Nov 2018, 19:55
Replies: 25
Views: 2,418
Posted By Local Variation

The instruction doesn't sound correct to...

The instruction doesn't sound correct to me......right orbit, report back on final. Surely it should have been........return to base leg, orbit until further advised.

One orbit in present position...
21st Oct 2018, 11:15
Replies: 2,164
Views: 1,243,730
Posted By Local Variation

Would be interested to know their operating...

Would be interested to know their operating profit. I use Flybe every month on business and every flight is always full, predominently with business passengers.

Admittedly, very few buy anything...
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Oct 2018, 18:28
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to...

Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag six.

As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip, the Pilot says "The plane can only take four of...
Forum: Tech Log
13th Oct 2018, 12:05
Replies: 24
Views: 5,307
Posted By Local Variation

Question.....I was down at LHR yesterday working...

Question.....I was down at LHR yesterday working and whilst walking down the Bath Rd noticed a 747 take off very close by on the northern runway westbound.

T’was a windy day like today and from my...
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Oct 2018, 11:57
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

I took the wife to the Doctors today because she...

I took the wife to the Doctors today because she desperately needs to lose some weight.

The Doctor said to her "Don't eat anything fatty"

She said "What, you mean like sausages and bacon and...
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Oct 2018, 18:30
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

A woman is looking for a parrot as she finds them...

A woman is looking for a parrot as she finds them interesting. She finds two nice looking parrots in a pet store, one costs £495 the other costs £5. She asks a staff member why it’s so cheap and he...
Forum: Jet Blast
1st Oct 2018, 10:19
Replies: 152
Views: 9,895
Posted By Local Variation

Yep, I was young and daft in those days PN...

Yep, I was young and daft in those days PN compared to just daft these days. But just wanted to point out that run flats can go some time and distance. Think it was the left rear. Remembering...
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Sep 2018, 23:15
Replies: 152
Views: 9,895
Posted By Local Variation

Drove from Glasgow to Leicester all the way on a...

Drove from Glasgow to Leicester all the way on a run flat. The car was even usable the following day before finally giving up the ghost.
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Jul 2018, 19:36
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

An American couple are on a driving holiday...

An American couple are on a driving holiday through deepest Wales, and pass through the town named
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

They were obviously having trouble...
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Jul 2018, 21:58
Replies: 269
Views: 18,377
Posted By Local Variation

Save your sadness Private Jet, This sad sap...

Save your sadness Private Jet,

This sad sap watched his team win the Premier League against all odds and my father, another sad sap, watched England win the world cup. I have his 1966 match...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Jul 2018, 17:40
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at...

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport for the EU summit.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Jun 2018, 08:13
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

A woman walks into a Newcastle hairdresser's and...

A woman walks into a Newcastle hairdresser's and asks "Can I have a perm please?"

"Aye, nee problem pet" says the hairdresser. "Ah wandered lernley as a clood....."
Forum: Jet Blast
18th May 2018, 17:41
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

While making love to my wife last night, I moaned...

While making love to my wife last night, I moaned "Oh Laurel"

She replied, ďWho the f*** is Yanny?!!Ē
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Apr 2018, 19:19
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco today...

I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco today complaining because the top shelf was broken and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he was suffering from a wrecked aisle dysfunction.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Apr 2018, 19:03
Replies: 34
Views: 1,969
Posted By Local Variation

Monsieur Macron, have you tried ze head et...

Monsieur Macron, have you tried ze head et shoulders?
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Apr 2018, 19:12
Replies: 21
Views: 1,856
Posted By Local Variation

A shame it has finished for him in the manner...

A shame it has finished for him in the manner that it has. Should have called it a day 5 years ago.

His teams of Highbury around the Invincibles played the best football I have ever seen. And...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Apr 2018, 19:22
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

Laura was forty, married, still sexually active...

Laura was forty, married, still sexually active and the mother of three strapping boys Ė each weighing 9lbs plus at birth. Whilst she was happy in life generally, she was far from happy with the...
15th Apr 2018, 19:11
Replies: 23
Views: 3,022
Posted By Local Variation

Go around and divert to another flying school.

Go around and divert to another flying school.
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Apr 2018, 16:52
Replies: 12,945
Views: 9,574,006
Posted By Local Variation

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me earlier today...

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me earlier today that she was desperate for a roger.

It was only when I had my trousers around my ankles that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out.
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