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Forum: Jet Blast
5th Jul 2022, 12:15
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

The calm of many concerti Inspired Lorenzo...

The calm of many concerti
Inspired Lorenzo Ghiberti
Who died 1455.
He'd still alive
If he hadn't suffered La Muerte.
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Now he's no longer composing
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jul 2022, 22:52
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

He was thinking of taking the plunge The...

He was thinking of taking the plunge
The concert he went to was Grunge
For the money he'd paid,
Would he get laid?
One more sin to expunge.
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Music has charms that can...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jul 2022, 08:20
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

The sight of a caterpillar In food is a passion...

The sight of a caterpillar
In food is a passion killer.
But if you find a spider
That will be the decider
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jul 2022, 09:18
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

I pulled up the radishes today. They're great...

I pulled up the radishes today.
They're great with salads, I say,
With a lovely fresh taste
3rd Jul 2022, 05:07
Replies: 11,629
Views: 534,101
Posted By Hydromet

When the skipper said "Hold my beer and watch...

When the skipper said "Hold my beer and watch this" I knew something would go wrong.
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jul 2022, 02:42
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

To some, a gherkin's as good As cucumbers,...

To some, a gherkin's as good
As cucumbers, 'nanas or wood,
But better than plastic,
Silicon rubber's fantastic
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Jul 2022, 22:25
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

For reasons untold they love gherkins Which...

For reasons untold they love gherkins
Which they like to insert in their workin's.
They find that the pickle
2nd Jul 2022, 00:44
Replies: 11,629
Views: 534,101
Posted By Hydromet

...let alone standing up. I tell you, these PTI's...

...let alone standing up. I tell you, these PTI's are extremely well co-ordinated.
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jun 2022, 12:32
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

Your thoughts may be quite high-minded

Your thoughts may be quite high-minded
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jun 2022, 09:53
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

A Japanese cow is a gyū, Gives you milk or...

A Japanese cow is a gyū,
Gives you milk or maybe wagyu.
But if the steak's tough,
Or milk, not enough
Boil it downto make glue.
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Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jun 2022, 08:15
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

On the subject of malleable plastic… Refrain...

On the subject of malleable plastic…
Refrain from all things gymnastic.
If you bend them, they'll snap
And the ends will flap;
The damned things aren't made from elastic....
29th Jun 2022, 10:04
Replies: 11,629
Views: 534,101
Posted By Hydromet

The girls thought they were auditioning to have a...

The girls thought they were auditioning to have a life preserver named after them, unaware that Mae West already had the gig.
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Jun 2022, 06:43
Replies: 41
Views: 6,997
Posted By Hydromet

A mte recently flew Brisbane to Paris. His bags...

A mte recently flew Brisbane to Paris. His bags (but not his wife's) didn't arrive with him, but he was able to see that they were in Singapore. Thge airline didn't tell him where they were or when...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jun 2022, 22:10
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

But don't be disheartened I say, With modern...

But don't be disheartened I say,
With modern prosthetics you may
Pretend that your cluster
Will still pass the muster
Whether you're straight of gay.
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You can get them,...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jun 2022, 02:16
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

I kindly offered my coat, And asked if she was...

I kindly offered my coat,
And asked if she was "Deep Throat".
She said "I have tonsilitis"
"But my delight is"
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Jun 2022, 10:18
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

The 6-wheel Rolls-Royce is a joke, The wheels...

The 6-wheel Rolls-Royce is a joke,
The wheels don't even have spokes,
But if you're going off-road
With a heavy load
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Jun 2022, 09:26
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

He'd rather have a landau Because he's quite a...

He'd rather have a landau
Because he's quite a highbrow.
When he takes it to town
25th Jun 2022, 21:30
Replies: 11,629
Views: 534,101
Posted By Hydromet

You're fired!

You're fired!
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Jun 2022, 09:21
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

Now, when is a plane not a plane? Can some of...

Now, when is a plane not a plane?
Can some of you Prooners explain
It's anything flat -
As simple as that,
And it's not a car, boat or train.
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Its not a chariot, either
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jun 2022, 23:58
Replies: 208
Views: 32,941
Posted By Hydromet

It seemed like the latter. Edit: Sorry, the...

It seemed like the latter.

Edit: Sorry, the former.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jun 2022, 23:57
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

The Heathrow terminal's full Of cases with...

The Heathrow terminal's full
Of cases with no-one to pull.
The pax are irate;
"Where's my bag, mate?"
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jun 2022, 06:11
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

You know that you're deep in the mire When the...

You know that you're deep in the mire
When the only thing you desire
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jun 2022, 06:10
Replies: 208
Views: 32,941
Posted By Hydromet

An Australian politician who was the subject of...

An Australian politician who was the subject of allegations of various improper actions complained about the "allegators". I believe he was a country member.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jun 2022, 06:06
Replies: 208
Views: 32,941
Posted By Hydromet

Also used "Fearless" when "Stupid" or "Suicidal"...

Also used "Fearless" when "Stupid" or "Suicidal" would have been appropriate.
24th Jun 2022, 06:04
Replies: 11,629
Views: 534,101
Posted By Hydromet

I told you the brown paper bag was over the front...

I told you the brown paper bag was over the front for a reason!
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Jun 2022, 07:57
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

Frisbees from the hand are quite grand When...

Frisbees from the hand are quite grand
When thrown into cloud-cuckoo-land
Make sure to move over
If returned by Jehovah:
If you catch it you'll damage your hand.
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Forum: Jet Blast
21st Jun 2022, 22:44
Replies: 32
Views: 3,959
Posted By Hydromet

Surely the more appropriate order would be "Vidi,...

Surely the more appropriate order would be "Vidi, Vici, Veni."
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Jun 2022, 07:49
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

A pretty young thing sidled by Trying to give...

A pretty young thing sidled by
Trying to give him the eye
She thought he was cute
And it tingled his root.
You don't need to ask yourself why.
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Spending two years in...
20th Jun 2022, 07:36
Replies: 11,629
Views: 534,101
Posted By Hydromet

"Why don't we sponsor an aircraft to do the...

"Why don't we sponsor an aircraft to do the rounds of the air shows?" asked the Colgate advertising executive.
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Jun 2022, 02:45
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

On the other hand, some prefer Pinotage, Whilst...

On the other hand, some prefer Pinotage,
Whilst enjoying a little frottage.
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Jun 2022, 22:46
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

In Sauternes they’ve got noble rot (a thing...

In Sauternes they’ve got noble rot
(a thing most others have not)
it makes the grapes leaky
And leaves you feeling streaky,
Especially if you've drunk quite a lot.
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Forum: Jet Blast
19th Jun 2022, 06:46
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

Now, back on the subject of aero planes… For...

Now, back on the subject of aero planes…
For guide books, I like to use Janes
Or even Collins Gem
While drinking Chateau Yquem
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Jun 2022, 22:30
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

In winter, a nice long hot bath

In winter, a nice long hot bath
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Jun 2022, 00:23
Replies: 32
Views: 3,959
Posted By Hydromet

Been there, seen that. I believe there was...

Been there, seen that. I believe there was another along the lines of "Helga has big boobs."
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Jun 2022, 00:15
Replies: 10,068
Views: 584,869
Posted By Hydromet

I do like some really good tucker, But some...

I do like some really good tucker,
But some food just makes my mouth pucker
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