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Forum: Jet Blast
5th Sep 2020, 15:15
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

,a GT6,or even a Spitfire,though...

,a GT6,or even a Spitfire,though...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Jul 2020, 09:21
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

The errant pilot explained That he'd been...

The errant pilot explained
That he'd been inadequately trained
When he entered a a dark cloud
He said to himself out-loud...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Jul 2020, 09:15
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

He ate it with bubble and squeak Then found he...

He ate it with bubble and squeak
Then found he needed a leak...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Jul 2020, 06:43
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

And when he became overdue There was no-one who...

And when he became overdue
There was no-one who knew
Because he forgot
To enter his plot
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jul 2020, 20:15
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

the lack of...

the lack of...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jul 2020, 23:03
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

The sweep had a long-handled broom Which barely...

The sweep had a long-handled broom
Which barely fit into the room,
But when the chimney was smoking
It needed a poking
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jun 2020, 15:21
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

Who ate his peas with a fork

Who ate his peas with a fork
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd May 2020, 13:03
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

And it probably hurts when she...sits

And it probably hurts when she...sits
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Apr 2020, 09:36
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

check the dimensions of a common piece of...

check the dimensions of a common piece of playground equipment...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Apr 2020, 22:12
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

and cut a fine figure as she...

and cut a fine figure as she...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Mar 2020, 03:00
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

To bed I need a kip But first I think I must...

To bed I need a kip
But first I think I must nip
Down to the local
For summat stoical
And hope on the way I don't Trip.
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It's all...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Mar 2020, 02:48
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

a new Dawn,and she was an absolute...

a new Dawn,and she was an absolute cracker,whereas the old Dawn was a frumpy old spinster who thought that...
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Mar 2020, 00:02
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

A Cornish barmaid caught my eye I'll tell you...

A Cornish barmaid caught my eye
I'll tell you all the reason why
When she set down your glass
She wiggled her arse
And pouted her lips,that's no lie.
...
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Mar 2020, 08:50
Replies: 479
Views: 106,115
Posted By ex82watcher

I have recently had a series of calls on my...

I have recently had a series of calls on my mobile {which I rarely use) which,after confirming that I am Mr Ex82,goes something like thiis; "I am calling about the government grant for insulation in...
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Mar 2020, 22:43
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

,make sure no-one can see you,lest you be charged...

,make sure no-one can see you,lest you be charged with offending public decency...
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Mar 2020, 22:13
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

full knowledge that...

full knowledge that...
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Mar 2020, 22:09
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

Is the paint still wet? If you touch it you...

Is the paint still wet?
If you touch it you will get
A bit on your finger
Which will tend to linger
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Mar 2020, 15:40
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

showing birds with big tits on page three...

showing birds with big tits on page three...
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Mar 2020, 13:26
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

Though if you should happen to touch And it...

Though if you should happen to touch
And it really needn't be much
You'll have to be washed down with hoses.

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You should ...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Mar 2020, 23:31
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

Providing no-one has seen us

Providing no-one has seen us
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Mar 2020, 18:59
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

Here we go I'll start a new verse But you don't...

Here we go I'll start a new verse
But you don't have to sound quite so terse
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Mar 2020, 08:53
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

Having just eaten bacon and eggs I considered...

Having just eaten bacon and eggs
I considered the state of my legs
Be they mutton or pork
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Mar 2020, 08:40
Replies: 5,448
Views: 274,339
Posted By ex82watcher

She told me that her name was Sue And asked if...

She told me that her name was Sue
And asked if I knew what I must do
I said"but of course"
As I loosened her drawers
And unhooked her brassiere too.
...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Mar 2020, 22:50
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

fermented alongside the bubble 'n' squeak I had...

fermented alongside the bubble 'n' squeak I had for breakfast, to produce...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Mar 2020, 21:11
Replies: 15,182
Views: 927,903
Posted By ex82watcher

odours lingering in the smallest room after...

odours lingering in the smallest room after...
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