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16th Oct 2020, 23:32
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Whaddya mean expensive? Ye dinna think with give...

Whaddya mean expensive? Ye dinna think with give these things out fae nothin in the Scottish Air Force?
15th Oct 2020, 06:21
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Posted By Surplus

After careful calculation, if we cut the tyre...

After careful calculation, if we cut the tyre cross-section, we can get enough for another 32 wigs for you, Great Leader.
12th Oct 2020, 09:42
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Posted By Surplus

Strictly... 2020

Strictly... 2020
4th Oct 2020, 23:33
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Posted By Surplus

With legs longer than the undercarriage, it was...

With legs longer than the undercarriage, it was very difficult to Taxyderm this Pachyderm. (sorry)
2nd Oct 2020, 03:06
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Posted By Surplus

And if any AEOPs say they can weigh your boobs...

And if any AEOPs say they can weigh your boobs and bet you a pound, don't fall for it!
30th Sep 2020, 14:14
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Posted By Surplus

Entries are slowing so I'll call it there. ...

Entries are slowing so I'll call it there.

Buster Hyman gets my vote with 'The Admiral loved going full astern when the Pilots weren't watching.'
Take it away, the trophy is on it's way.
28th Sep 2020, 23:54
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Posted By Surplus

Thanks very much, try this one ...

Thanks very much, try this one
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1024x768/military_aviation_wallpaper_1_7cbdb6f8d88568ada812e90d2151801f5a4e2013.jpg
26th Sep 2020, 14:13
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Views: 358,839
Posted By Surplus

You may now unbuckle your seatbelts, hands up...

You may now unbuckle your seatbelts, hands up anybody who understands the phrase 'rendition'.
23rd Sep 2020, 14:05
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Views: 358,839
Posted By Surplus

After turning up for the fitness test run in an...

After turning up for the fitness test run in an Alice Band, the SWO thought that 2 Laps of Honour were called for after a single Lapse of Judgement.
17th Sep 2020, 06:23
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Posted By Surplus

Captain, there's a green rucksack and a pair of...

Captain, there's a green rucksack and a pair of black boots mysteriously moving towards us.
7th Sep 2020, 10:28
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Posted By Surplus

Amity Tower, this is FYBAB, request runway...

Amity Tower, this is FYBAB, request runway inspection, we thought we saw a fin.
25th Aug 2020, 13:12
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Posted By Surplus

When I nod my head, you hit it.

When I nod my head, you hit it.
23rd Aug 2020, 14:28
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Posted By Surplus

Flt Lt Putin said "The difficult bit is getting...

Flt Lt Putin said "The difficult bit is getting the poison into the cup from medium level."
22nd Aug 2020, 14:30
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Posted By Surplus

A lot of fire power for a patrol boat. Based at...

A lot of fire power for a patrol boat.
Based at Kinloss Barracks?
Aren't 120 Based at Lossiemouth?
Or have they moved back to RAF Kinloss full time?
GG
17th Aug 2020, 14:15
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Views: 358,839
Posted By Surplus

I can see the roof, it says CXX, I can't make out...

I can see the roof, it says CXX, I can't make out the last two letters.
11th Aug 2020, 05:18
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Views: 358,839
Posted By Surplus

Constable, I know you used to be an RAF fighter...

Constable, I know you used to be an RAF fighter Pilot, but I don't have the time for your High AOA dogfights chat.
30th Jul 2020, 13:35
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Posted By Surplus

"Hoskins, you're the only one without a map, how...

"Hoskins, you're the only one without a map, how do you know this is Liverpool?"

Hoskins: "easy Sir, a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a!
28th Jul 2020, 14:02
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Posted By Surplus

These look a lot smaller than they are in real...

These look a lot smaller than they are in real life, a bit like you in this photo, oh Glorious Leader.
25th Jul 2020, 15:07
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Posted By Surplus

Sorry, Glorious Leader, we got it the wrong way...

Sorry, Glorious Leader, we got it the wrong way round, the aircraft should be huge to make you look smaller.
25th Jul 2020, 14:13
Replies: 24
Views: 8,149
Posted By Surplus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
18th Jul 2020, 13:35
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Posted By Surplus

Sir, you're supposed to cough in your elbow!

Sir, you're supposed to cough in your elbow!
14th Jul 2020, 13:49
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Views: 358,839
Posted By Surplus

After the last mishap, HAV ensured it wouldn't...

After the last mishap, HAV ensured it wouldn't happen again. Meet the HAV chase plane piloted by Bruce Dickinson.
13th Jul 2020, 13:44
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Views: 358,839
Posted By Surplus

The Flying Doctor was scrambled to assess Hoskins...

The Flying Doctor was scrambled to assess Hoskins swollen testicle.
11th Jul 2020, 13:59
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Views: 358,839
Posted By Surplus

After a quick glance through the windshield,...

After a quick glance through the windshield, Hoskins performed the quickest touch and go Machrihanish had ever seen.

Excuse me ladies, Is this RAF Deliverance?
9th Jul 2020, 05:36
Replies: 6,787
Views: 358,839
Posted By Surplus

Even the Blue Angel's autopilot can't eat custard...

Even the Blue Angel's autopilot can't eat custard without making a mess.
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