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17th Oct 2021, 19:50
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The Achilles heel of the new ceramic flower pot...

The Achilles heel of the new ceramic flower pot helmets is that they forgot to mention Hoskins allergies to flowers . His sneezing gave up the element of surprise .
17th Oct 2021, 03:46
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Posted By fitliker

Picture taken just moment before the horrible...

Picture taken just moment before the horrible ambush of the fruit flies , horrible it were , hundreds of em just buzzing , horrible argh . We may never eat fruit trifle MREs in the field again .
17th Oct 2021, 03:37
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Posted By fitliker

Recent graduates of the Carmen Mirandas school of...

Recent graduates of the Carmen Mirandas school of samba cha cha dancing and commando tactics , making ready to disarm a man armed with a piece of tropical jungle fruit .
12th Oct 2021, 17:05
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Posted By fitliker

Gonna need two full rolls of duct tape , two...

Gonna need two full rolls of duct tape , two rolls of speed tape , some plywood sheets and two new rubber bands for the ferry flight
11th Oct 2021, 13:34
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Posted By fitliker

”We never had these problems when we used donkeys...

”We never had these problems when we used donkeys to ship our product “ was the last thing heard from Juan as he went off the edge
9th Oct 2021, 17:45
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Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

Good job I was not wearing any underwear under my...

Good job I was not wearing any underwear under my Kilt or I might have soiled them really badly
9th Oct 2021, 17:44
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Posted By fitliker

The candidates for the next James Bond were a...

The candidates for the next James Bond were a little surprised by the selection committee using more realistic selection criteria
9th Oct 2021, 12:39
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Posted By fitliker

Tom Cruise is rumoured to do all his own flying ...

Tom Cruise is rumoured to do all his own flying stunts in his latest flick .
6th Oct 2021, 14:20
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Posted By fitliker

As Inspector Clouseau would say “ Happiness is a...

As Inspector Clouseau would say “ Happiness is a chopper going Home “
6th Oct 2021, 14:18
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Posted By fitliker

Since the new paint , it identifies as a River...

Since the new paint , it identifies as a River Dauphin . This is the third time this week we have dragged it out the River .
4th Oct 2021, 15:07
Replies: 6,217
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Posted By fitliker

Horrible confusion and pandemonium was about to...

Horrible confusion and pandemonium was about to begin , by the innocent actions of the tube flashers waving their genitalia around . Not sure whether the genitalia’s being waved in their general...
26th Sep 2021, 14:19
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Posted By fitliker

Working in the sandbox is great if you like...

Working in the sandbox is great if you like walking in sand , chewing sand , and drinking sand .


Guess which bucket just got filled up on the first flight , if you guessed not the money bucket...
26th Sep 2021, 01:24
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Posted By fitliker

They must have bought my old LORAN fly buddy .

They must have bought my old LORAN fly buddy .
26th Sep 2021, 01:21
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Posted By fitliker

I often wonder where people end up after I give...

I often wonder where people end up after I give them directions
25th Sep 2021, 15:09
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Views: 8,000
Posted By fitliker

The building obscured the reason for the pitch...

The building obscured the reason for the pitch down , might have been an over correction to push it on the runway . Just pure speculation about the brakes as I have seen the results of wild landings...
24th Sep 2021, 15:27
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Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

Apparently, those Ballet lessons are proving...

Apparently, those Ballet lessons are proving useful now !
24th Sep 2021, 14:56
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Views: 8,000
Posted By fitliker

The yaw on touch down would indicate a brake...

The yaw on touch down would indicate a brake induced yaw . Feet to high on the pedals ? Frozen brakes ? Parking brakes set ? Wrong grease used on bearings ? They did a great job to keep it on the...
21st Sep 2021, 01:58
Replies: 6,217
Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

They have secured the elderberry patch and vowed...

They have secured the elderberry patch and vowed to defend it to the death or after lunch , whichever comes first .
19th Sep 2021, 13:05
Replies: 6,217
Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

Sadly ineffective against rubber invasion...

Sadly ineffective against rubber invasion dinghies sent by the French in the English Channel,
Maybe if they sharpen those pointy thingies ?
18th Sep 2021, 04:29
Replies: 6,217
Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

Hit it harder comrade , I have had enough of...

Hit it harder comrade , I have had enough of mystery meat soups and hard toilet paper .
17th Sep 2021, 17:38
Replies: 6,217
Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

Meine Liebe you have returned to me , my love

Meine Liebe you have returned to me , my love
17th Sep 2021, 05:38
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Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

Gonna have to declare a winner if I may . ...

Gonna have to declare a winner if I may .
Paraphrasing Shakespeare is almost as much fun as quoting The flying circus .
Well done NutLoose .
You have control .

Honourable mentions to some...
16th Sep 2021, 18:01
Replies: 6,217
Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

That awful moment when you realize that last fart...

That awful moment when you realize that last fart was not a fart
First one to speak gets to search for land mines blindfolded and barefoot
16th Sep 2021, 01:25
Replies: 6,217
Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

Fresh from the local industrial school of...

Fresh from the local industrial school of sanitation , Volunteer suicide squads preparing to change the leaders overly ripe undergarments .
16th Sep 2021, 01:20
Replies: 6,217
Views: 247,004
Posted By fitliker

It might be funny when your have a kimchi fart in...

It might be funny when your have a kimchi fart in a tank , but who is gonna take the blame for that tasty drop of dragons breath wafting the fear into those familiar with special target practices of...
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