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Forum: Jet Blast
15th Feb 2019, 17:32
Replies: 3
Views: 719
Posted By Ancient Observer

A bit like the UK pilots who got Other Buggers'...

A bit like the UK pilots who got Other Buggers' Efforts for staying on the aircraft carrier a zillion miles East of the Falklands during the Falklands war.
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Feb 2019, 17:29
Replies: 6,292
Views: 414,459
Posted By Ancient Observer

Which is the wrong way. Completely. Using the...

Which is the wrong way. Completely.
Using the Australian male drinking lager, play, we get to

Monument
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Feb 2019, 17:24
Replies: 10,235
Views: 646,477
Posted By Ancient Observer

..............ancient Italian hardmen go to...

..............ancient Italian hardmen go to retreats where blood sharing is not required, although..........
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Feb 2019, 17:19
Replies: 4,704
Views: 277,270
Posted By Ancient Observer

If this Oirish border issue is going to cause the...

If this Oirish border issue is going to cause the UK to leave with no deal, and therefore have a hard border, why are the Oirish Government so hell-bent on mucking up the deal, and getting a hard...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Feb 2019, 17:15
Replies: 8
Views: 373
Posted By Ancient Observer

I too had a speedy and easy renewal process this...

I too had a speedy and easy renewal process this month.
I asked a friend who used to work in the Senior Civil Service why it was so good.
Apparently some years ago, it was diabolically bad. They...
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Feb 2019, 17:46
Replies: 106
Views: 10,162
Posted By Ancient Observer

She went there in order to kill me. Personally....

She went there in order to kill me. Personally. And SWMBO. And the daughters. and the grand daughter.
She can stay there. For ever.
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Feb 2019, 17:43
Replies: 24
Views: 1,356
Posted By Ancient Observer

That man was a star! Saved me a fortune! From...

That man was a star!
Saved me a fortune! From my split windscreen 54 Moggie through various old cars.
Although I drew the line with my Lotus Elans. They needed the local Ed China to fix them.
My...
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Feb 2019, 16:51
Replies: 6,292
Views: 414,459
Posted By Ancient Observer

Puzzled by some of these moves, I dug out my copy...

Puzzled by some of these moves, I dug out my copy of stovold’s mornington crescent almanac 1972


Needless to say, that did not help at all.

So, time for the Classic,

Marylebone
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Feb 2019, 16:16
Replies: 10,235
Views: 646,477
Posted By Ancient Observer

...............restaurant about 800 yards away...

...............restaurant about 800 yards away from Raglan Castle, which was built............
Forum: Jet Blast
31st Jan 2019, 17:21
Replies: 10,235
Views: 646,477
Posted By Ancient Observer

...............pile of dog stuff from 200 yards,...

...............pile of dog stuff from 200 yards, using this sense of smell to...........
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jan 2019, 16:03
Replies: 22
Views: 2,658
Posted By Ancient Observer

Wow! Head biting contribution, or just a troll?

Wow!
Head biting contribution, or just a troll?
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jan 2019, 16:00
Replies: 37
Views: 4,417
Posted By Ancient Observer

Australians with History? What a novel idea. ...

Australians with History? What a novel idea.
Someone will argue that they have culture, next!
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jan 2019, 15:37
Replies: 121
Views: 20,539
Posted By Ancient Observer

I have no idea where I received this idea from,...

I have no idea where I received this idea from, but I thought that Army occifers went to public skool, and RAF occifers went to grammar skool. Is this accurate?
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jan 2019, 15:23
Replies: 10,235
Views: 646,477
Posted By Ancient Observer

.....very carefully, and very slowly, removing...

.....very carefully, and very slowly, removing every hair on its body, as the hairs were needed for............
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Jan 2019, 12:29
Replies: 10,235
Views: 646,477
Posted By Ancient Observer

...........on their annual trip to the Church,...

...........on their annual trip to the Church, which enjoyed their visit because........
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Jan 2019, 12:24
Replies: 37
Views: 3,774
Posted By Ancient Observer

I once had a trouble shooting job that required...

I once had a trouble shooting job that required virtually consistent UK travel.
The first PA was great at this.
The second one would have me in Middlesbrough at lunch time and Grangemouth...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2019, 18:36
Replies: 23
Views: 3,327
Posted By Ancient Observer

You need to visit the Tea Museum in Hong Kong to...

You need to visit the Tea Museum in Hong Kong to learn how to make proper tea.
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2019, 18:35
Replies: 6,292
Views: 414,459
Posted By Ancient Observer

That was supposed to be a joke. Not a request to...

That was supposed to be a joke. Not a request to spend time there.
I shall escape to
Moor Park.
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2019, 18:27
Replies: 10,235
Views: 646,477
Posted By Ancient Observer

......trips to Wales, where the locals were, as...

......trips to Wales, where the locals were, as usual,.........
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2019, 18:24
Replies: 23
Views: 3,327
Posted By Ancient Observer

If you make your tea in the pot, (warmed, Denby,...

If you make your tea in the pot, (warmed, Denby, round, naturally), then it is OK to put a small amount of milk in the cup prior to pouring from the pot.
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2019, 18:20
Replies: 121
Views: 20,539
Posted By Ancient Observer

I went to a rather good skool, back in the 60s.....

I went to a rather good skool, back in the 60s.. (Or should I have said "quite good"?). Always in the top 10 for A levels. That sort of place.

Nowadays, I sound a bit like Michael Caine, not David...
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Jan 2019, 21:53
Replies: 58
Views: 8,155
Posted By Ancient Observer

...............but when he went back to look for...

...............but when he went back to look for the bigger catch, he found that............
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Jan 2019, 21:47
Replies: 37
Views: 4,417
Posted By Ancient Observer

If Australia was first invaded by foreigners...

If Australia was first invaded by foreigners about 65,000 years ago, I imagine that John Humphrys was there to cover the story.
I bet he made them join the Labour Party before they landed.
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Jan 2019, 17:17
Replies: 263
Views: 29,399
Posted By Ancient Observer

Phil the Greek was applying for the Chauffeur's...

Phil the Greek was applying for the Chauffeur's job in no 10.
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Jan 2019, 13:40
Replies: 10,235
Views: 646,477
Posted By Ancient Observer

...........that some of the contributors were far...

...........that some of the contributors were far too old, as better looking and younger people............
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