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Forum: Jet Blast
16th Oct 2015, 19:31
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

She'd a habit of sunbathing starkers,

She'd a habit of sunbathing starkers,
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Sep 2015, 15:22
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

South of the river the girls are quite plain ...

South of the river the girls are quite plain
But they're good for shag just the same
They're always quite grateful
And don't become hateful
When you send them for chips in the rain.
...
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Sep 2015, 10:54
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

There we were in the hay rick, Then she started...

There we were in the hay rick,
Then she started to take the mick,
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Sep 2015, 08:33
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

To the Lake District I'm shortly heading, To...

To the Lake District I'm shortly heading,
To avoid a shotgun wedding.
Her father's twelve bore,
Would get me, for sure,
So I must get away from Reading.

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I didn't know...
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Sep 2015, 16:27
Replies: 11,537
Views: 730,115
Posted By VitaminGee

word in the Year 9 spelling test which...

word in the Year 9 spelling test which...
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Sep 2015, 15:37
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

While he was away, the barmaid Said that she...

While he was away, the barmaid
Said that she wanted to be laid,
So I put in a tender,
To remove her suspender,
Her response left me utterly dismayed.

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There's...
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Sep 2015, 15:05
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

She asked me if we'd met before, I told her I...

She asked me if we'd met before,
I told her I wasn't sure.
Something about her zits,
In abundance in her pits,
Evoked thoughts that were less than pure.

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There...
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Sep 2015, 15:42
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

It's said that alcohol's better than candy ...

It's said that alcohol's better than candy
Agreed and it's really quite handy
For a brisk rub down
Before 'going to town',
On a delightful young girl called Sandie.

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...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Sep 2015, 14:05
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

I popped my head out of the haystack, And gave...

I popped my head out of the haystack,
And gave it a helluva crack,
What I'd forgotten,
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2015, 20:36
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

When who should come by, With a glint in her...

When who should come by,
With a glint in her eye,
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2015, 17:26
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

Her face is a-fester with zits, Through...

Her face is a-fester with zits,
Through squeezing with dirty mitts,
If she bothered with soap,
I'd give her a grope,
Probably while Brahms and Liszt.

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I was trying to...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2015, 16:40
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

Her face is a-fester with zits, Through...

Her face is a-fester with zits,
Through squeezing with dirty mitts,
If she bothered with soap,
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Sep 2015, 09:46
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

Having inflated the tyre,

Having inflated the tyre,
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Aug 2015, 17:08
Replies: 11,537
Views: 730,115
Posted By VitaminGee

...as they played Scrabble while perched on...

...as they played Scrabble while perched on...
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Aug 2015, 16:45
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

My chances of being upgraded, In a flash,...

My chances of being upgraded,
In a flash, dramatically faded,
I was not up to snuff,
Due to feeling quite rough,
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Aug 2015, 20:05
Replies: 11,537
Views: 730,115
Posted By VitaminGee

capacity for...

capacity for...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Aug 2015, 20:03
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

But there's other ways she provides pleasure, ...

But there's other ways she provides pleasure,
She brings out the cuffs just for good measure,
Just beware of her spanking,
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Aug 2015, 10:20
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

Post a series of loud 'raised leg' farts, I...

Post a series of loud 'raised leg' farts,
I indexed all my Exchange and Marts,
Then changed trousers and jocks,
Brushed my luxuriant locks,
And went out with a nurse from St Barts.
...
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Aug 2015, 15:21
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

There was a young girl from Kirkaldy, Who had a...

There was a young girl from Kirkaldy,
Who had a remarkable body,
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Aug 2015, 13:52
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

From it she could see every ripple. As she...

From it she could see every ripple.
As she engaged in her favourite tipple,
Looking over his shoulder,
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Aug 2015, 11:41
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

Which looked rather grey,

Which looked rather grey,
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Aug 2015, 14:07
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

She just didn't like blank verse, And...

She just didn't like blank verse,
And villanelles were even worse,
So, sing for your supper,
And claim your comeupper,
And hope there's some notes in her purse.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
...
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Aug 2015, 10:33
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

She would keep me up with her complex...

She would keep me up with her complex contortions,
And that was the cause of my misfortunes,
She tied us both in knots,
And took some risque phots,
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Aug 2015, 08:40
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

Or maybe she'd cuddle a python, She enjoyed the...

Or maybe she'd cuddle a python,
She enjoyed the wriggling and writhin',
Losing the tail,
Could lead to a fail,
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Aug 2015, 09:56
Replies: 1,909
Views: 153,918
Posted By VitaminGee

Held up by his kegs,

Held up by his kegs,
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