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Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Jun 2010, 19:47
Replies: 78
Views: 6,593
Posted By StaceyF

That's because it did. He was part of your...

That's because it did.

He was part of your life and now that has been taken from you.

No words will ever relieve your pain but you need to dig deep and believe that the one year he existed...
22nd Jun 2010, 19:23
Replies: 30
Views: 4,644
Posted By StaceyF

Someone interested in becoming a pilot?

Don't laugh.

My best friend's bloke is in the process of being made redundant.

He's 46 with 28 years at the same company.

He's in line for about £28k tax free severance pay and he's...
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Jun 2010, 17:44
Replies: 98
Views: 9,034
Posted By StaceyF

In the Jean Charles de Menezes murder inquest,...

In the Jean Charles de Menezes murder inquest, weren't the jury explicitly instructed that they were not permitted to return an "unlawful killing" verdict?

So I dispute your claim that "it is for...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Jun 2010, 18:02
Replies: 98
Views: 9,034
Posted By StaceyF

Does that last sentiment apply to everyone...

Does that last sentiment apply to everyone charged in the UK?

If I have 176 previous convictions for burglary and I appear in court charged with.......burglary........do you think I might just...
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Jun 2010, 17:14
Replies: 83
Views: 5,182
Posted By StaceyF

I feel your pain. We have two rabbits that...

I feel your pain.

We have two rabbits that the local magpies take great pleasure in tormenting........to the point of attempting to peck their eyes out if the rabbits are dumb enough to get too...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Jun 2010, 16:51
Replies: 90
Views: 5,040
Posted By StaceyF

I have to admit to being taken aback in a place...

I have to admit to being taken aback in a place in Oxford last summer when I ordered a burger and was asked how I'd like it cooked?

Never knew that was an option on burgers. I went with...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Jun 2010, 16:44
Replies: 88
Views: 6,237
Posted By StaceyF

What if BP (and their counterparts) pulled the...

What if BP (and their counterparts) pulled the plug on any supplies to the US?

The US would be a third world country within about a month.

I suspect both the US Govt and the BP bod know this...
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Jun 2010, 17:22
Replies: 4,030
Views: 1,131,333
Posted By StaceyF

An eskimo is driving along when his car splutters...

An eskimo is driving along when his car splutters to a halt.

He duly rings the RAC (or Eskimo equivalent) and within an hour a patrol vehicle turns up.

The mechanic lifts the bonnet and,...
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Jun 2010, 18:18
Replies: 45
Views: 4,119
Posted By StaceyF

Depends on your sources? My blokey, in his...

Depends on your sources?

My blokey, in his previous relationship (:mad::mad::mad:) was seeing someone who was working in the DTI and she told him in an unguarded moment that they were actively...
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Jun 2010, 17:15
Replies: 74
Views: 3,309
Posted By StaceyF

<rubs hands together> So, we're off and...

<rubs hands together>

So, we're off and running then :D:D
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Jun 2010, 18:18
Replies: 45
Views: 4,119
Posted By StaceyF

Over-rated and over-priced. In equal...

Over-rated and over-priced.

In equal quantities.

All these celeb chefs are the same, for example...
Forum: Jet Blast
9th Jun 2010, 18:40
Replies: 131
Views: 9,256
Posted By StaceyF

Ha ha, showing your age Turin, showing your age :D

Ha ha, showing your age Turin, showing your age :D
Forum: Jet Blast
9th Jun 2010, 18:38
Replies: 63
Views: 9,720
Posted By StaceyF

Ashby-de-la-Zouch in Leicestershire? How...

Ashby-de-la-Zouch in Leicestershire?

How did that ever get it's name in England?

Mind you, there's a French-named town somewhere just outside of Dover so I'm wondering whether there were some...
Forum: Jet Blast
9th Jun 2010, 17:22
Replies: 131
Views: 9,256
Posted By StaceyF

A true story, I swear. One of my friends is a...

A true story, I swear. One of my friends is a Marketing Manager and they needed a few casual workers during the summer months to do some door-to-door canvassing for them.

It was decided to place...
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jun 2010, 14:03
Replies: 155
Views: 44,114
Posted By StaceyF

Our previous cat (unbeknown to us at the time we...

Our previous cat (unbeknown to us at the time we got him) was half-ferrule.......ferrules lived in and around the quarry area of Wickwar and one of them must have given the domestic female a...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2010, 18:17
Replies: 134
Views: 10,480
Posted By StaceyF

Arthur C Clarke had this worked out decades ago? ...

Arthur C Clarke had this worked out decades ago?

In 2010, the crew are twitchy about Hal, the onboard computer, and investigate the possibility of manually firing the rockets to get themselves...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2010, 18:13
Replies: 53
Views: 3,813
Posted By StaceyF

Wasn't there a case recently in the USA where a...

Wasn't there a case recently in the USA where a cop-killer (or similar) had been shot about 60 times by police marksmen?

The do-gooder reporter asked the local sheriff why they'd shot the guy 60...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Jun 2010, 18:37
Replies: 108
Views: 5,833
Posted By StaceyF

Apparently the gunman stopped at 12 because he...

Apparently the gunman stopped at 12 because he ran out of fingers to count on?

But seriously, you'll get these sorts of fu*ktards anywhere in the world, it's a non-story for those not affected.
...
Forum: Jet Blast
31st May 2010, 15:59
Replies: 74
Views: 3,309
Posted By StaceyF

Don't knock 'em Norm, if nuffink else the Yanks...

Don't knock 'em Norm, if nuffink else the Yanks will play with passion (summut you can promise our overpaid nonces won't).

You can get 13/2 against the US rolling England over, I may well have to...
Forum: Jet Blast
31st May 2010, 05:55
Replies: 128
Views: 7,619
Posted By StaceyF

Reminds me of the joke that does the rounds...

Reminds me of the joke that does the rounds before every major football tournament:

"Under new proposals to improve road safety during the summer season when traffic levels on Britainís roads...
Forum: Jet Blast
30th May 2010, 16:43
Replies: 74
Views: 3,309
Posted By StaceyF

#9 please I drew Honduras in the work...

#9 please

I drew Honduras in the work sweepstake so I can hardly do worse......
Forum: Jet Blast
30th May 2010, 16:36
Replies: 141
Views: 10,214
Posted By StaceyF

<cue lycra louts whine>: he's an exception, none...

<cue lycra louts whine>: he's an exception, none of us ride like that or abuse the laws of the road like that, don't tar us with that brush

<yawn>
Forum: Jet Blast
30th May 2010, 15:05
Replies: 38
Views: 3,248
Posted By StaceyF

Are they amongst us?

I've no idea whether THIS (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7ad_1275161744) is fake or not, I don't speak Russian.....but the ability to travel at 9800 km/h and change direction instantaneously?

My...
Forum: Jet Blast
30th May 2010, 06:44
Replies: 34
Views: 4,850
Posted By StaceyF

Seconded, why anyone would feel entertained by...

Seconded, why anyone would feel entertained by watching someone cooking a boiled egg is beyond me. And as for this guy........

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/ainsley-prick.jpg
Forum: Jet Blast
29th May 2010, 15:49
Replies: 18
Views: 2,003
Posted By StaceyF

Indeed; my Glaswegian line manager insults us...

Indeed; my Glaswegian line manager insults us regularly with impunity because no-one has a clue what's being said!

A couple of blokes yesterday who'd joked about Hadrian's Wall or similar were...
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