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8th Mar 2019, 16:56
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Posted By jim's brother

In the mid '80s, Dion and I were both QFIs on...

In the mid '80s, Dion and I were both QFIs on East Midlands UAS - shortly after I arrived, Dion left for a loan tour in Jordan, and I followed him there a couple of years later, taking over both his...
24th Jul 2018, 17:10
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Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

"I think it's a tarantula, but I'm worried that...

"I think it's a tarantula, but I'm worried that if I disturb it, it may fall down inside the back of your dress."
24th Jul 2018, 16:54
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Posted By jim's brother

"Yes, darling, you are, of course right... he is...

"Yes, darling, you are, of course right... he is an Air Marshal... but no, he's not a member of the Federal Air Marshal's Service in a cunning disguise. I'll explain later..."
26th Feb 2017, 13:59
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Posted By jim's brother

Unusually, Jim recorded every confirmed kill on...

Unusually, Jim recorded every confirmed kill on his underpants.
26th Feb 2017, 13:53
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Posted By jim's brother

As the weather became less cool, Jim adopted...

As the weather became less cool, Jim adopted really cool attire to keep himself cool. However, his rather uncool boss was rather cool about Jim's cool idea, with the result that Jim spent a cool...
26th Feb 2017, 12:21
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Posted By jim's brother

"If I were you, Jim, I'd ask your mum not to use...

"If I were you, Jim, I'd ask your mum not to use Vanish in the wash, but I suppose we should count ourselves lucky she didn't use it on your vest and pants, eh?"
4th Feb 2017, 15:04
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Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

♫♫..."I'm on fire With desire I could handle...

♫♫..."I'm on fire
With desire
I could handle half the yeoman warders in a guard on hire
Let's do it
Let's do it tonight"

... ♫♫
4th Feb 2017, 14:26
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Posted By jim's brother

"I've only been with this crowd for an hour or...

"I've only been with this crowd for an hour or so, but already I realise why the alternative title to 'The Yeomen of the Guard' is 'The Merryman and His Maid'... stop looking so pleased with...
2nd Feb 2017, 09:58
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Posted By jim's brother

Well, chaps, the Judging Panel have met and...

Well, chaps, the Judging Panel have met and pronounced on the Caption Competition which I am sure everyone realised featured an archive photo of Short Bros' first attempt at building a Tincano from...
2nd Feb 2017, 09:05
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Posted By jim's brother

<admin> The judging panel have landed, and...

<admin>

The judging panel have landed, and Jim assures me that a result will be available within the next hour or so.
1st Feb 2017, 10:51
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Posted By jim's brother

<admin message> Jim informs me that the...

<admin message>

Jim informs me that the judging panel will be arriving at 0900Z tomorrow (2 Feb).
29th Jan 2017, 22:50
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Posted By jim's brother

OK, back to aviation for this one: ...

OK, back to aviation for this one:

http://bajannav.com/images/pprune/pprune12.jpg

Happy captioning!
29th Jan 2017, 22:04
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Posted By jim's brother

Perhaps more appropriately: "Bu55er"? ...

Perhaps more appropriately: "Bu55er"? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
29th Jan 2017, 17:16
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Posted By jim's brother

...and... for MPN11 ... there are 5 steps that...

...and... for MPN11 ... there are 5 steps that take you from the first stage to the sixth stage.

QED?
29th Jan 2017, 17:13
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Posted By jim's brother

It's a great honour to win the CST - thank you. ...

It's a great honour to win the CST - thank you.

No Royal connections, as far as I am aware, so it must be luck!

I'm on the M1 South at the moment, so if there's anyone who doesn't want to wait...
27th Jan 2017, 12:54
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Posted By jim's brother

"No. 2, I suggest you remove and stow your hat...

"No. 2, I suggest you remove and stow your hat before preparing your gas mask."
26th Jan 2017, 17:59
Replies: 58,039
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Posted By jim's brother

"I hear they're going to call us ENSA in the next...

"I hear they're going to call us ENSA in the next war."
26th Jan 2017, 14:08
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Posted By jim's brother

Strange - that's what Jim said, too!

Strange - that's what Jim said, too!
26th Jan 2017, 11:09
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Posted By jim's brother

"I've heard they're thinking of calling us the VA...

"I've heard they're thinking of calling us the VA Platoon."
"Ah - that must stand for 'Victory Assured'!"
"No - 'Visual Aid'."
26th Jan 2017, 10:52
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

"Gentlemen, from the left, these are the five...

"Gentlemen, from the left, these are the five initial steps in donning a gas mask."
"Sir, may I ask, what are the subsequent steps?"
"Bloody long ones!"
26th Jan 2017, 10:44
Replies: 58,039
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Posted By jim's brother

Touch no evil, See no evil, Hear no evil, Taste...

Touch no evil, See no evil, Hear no evil, Taste no evil, Smell no evil, and... just plain Evil.
26th Jan 2017, 10:23
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Posted By jim's brother

"Ponsonby, I'm recommending you for a medal - For...

"Ponsonby, I'm recommending you for a medal - For Valor."
"Thank you, Sir - don't you mean 'For Valour'?"
"No, Ponsonby. You left the gas on, you idiot."
26th Jan 2017, 10:19
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

"Gentlemen, last night's excursion was a...

"Gentlemen, last night's excursion was a resounding success, and I doubt if the enemy will ever be able to match a true, British, curry night."
23rd Jan 2017, 22:08
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

"We'd rather be flying, but we've been...

"We'd rather be flying, but we've been volunteered for a survival exercise. 'Protection, Location, Water & Food' they said. Skip's got the tent strapped to his backside; the Navigator often knows...
23rd Jan 2017, 16:31
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Posted By jim's brother

"Here's the plan: we three move into echelon...

"Here's the plan: we three move into echelon starboard on the co-pilot, and he'll keep the wind off us."
23rd Jan 2017, 13:26
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Posted By jim's brother

"If you ask me, that's a mighty fine stall-turn -...

"If you ask me, that's a mighty fine stall-turn - but I think he's confused QNH and that damned Brit QFE, so it might be in our interest to get ready to move in the fairly near future as he may be...
23rd Jan 2017, 09:47
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Posted By jim's brother

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o607/eacham1/B...

http://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o607/eacham1/BomberCrew.jpg



"Skip, given the fact that the transport hasn't turned up, and given the fact that our colleague doesn't seem to be landing...
22nd Jan 2017, 15:39
Replies: 58,039
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Posted By jim's brother

"When his brief was simply, 'Kick the tyres,...

"When his brief was simply, 'Kick the tyres, light the fires, last one airborne's a cissy', we had our first glimmer of doubt about our new ex-fighter-pilot captain."
22nd Jan 2017, 09:17
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

"Damn, Buster's gone off without us...

"Damn, Buster's gone off without us again."
22nd Jan 2017, 02:16
Replies: 58,039
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Posted By jim's brother

The Little Snoring RC Modelling Club takes...

The Little Snoring RC Modelling Club takes authenticity most seriously.
22nd Jan 2017, 01:40
Replies: 58,039
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Posted By jim's brother

"Pity we missed that one, but no problem, the...

"Pity we missed that one, but no problem, the timetable says they run every ten minutes on route B17."
16th Jan 2017, 17:45
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

.... "And all the more it seeks to hide itself,...

.... "And all the more it seeks to hide itself, The bigger bulk it shows."...

(The Tempest, Act 3 Scene 1)
16th Jan 2017, 17:32
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Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/12/article-...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/12/article-0-1B3F4CF7000005DC-61_964x683.jpg



"Dunno, Peggy - the Commodore's other package is marked 'vacuum pump', so I think we'll have to ask him to...
16th Jan 2017, 17:01
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Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

"It's very hush-hush, but I'm told the reason...

"It's very hush-hush, but I'm told the reason this is so heavy is because it contains our new aircraft carrier, to operate alongside HMS Invincible."
"Oh, what's it called?"
"HMS Inflatable."
16th Jan 2017, 16:17
Replies: 58,039
Views: 9,407,080
Posted By jim's brother

"I hear we're having a VIP visitor tomorrow, but...

"I hear we're having a VIP visitor tomorrow, but I've forgotten his name."
"Look forward, Betty..."
"Oh, I remember now - it's Prince Albert coming."
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