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Forum: Jet Blast
1st Mar 2021, 00:57
Replies: 8
Views: 677
Posted By Hydromet

Cutting remarks from the judge there.

Cutting remarks from the judge there.
Forum: Jet Blast
1st Mar 2021, 00:55
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

To the contrary, that poor bastard Harry ...

To the contrary, that poor bastard Harry
Decided not to tarry
In Merry England
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Feb 2021, 21:03
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

The real beauty was Queen Nefertiti, Her lovers...

The real beauty was Queen Nefertiti,
Her lovers thought her a sweetie.
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Feb 2021, 21:44
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

He always enjoyed a good Wankel, When you fire...

He always enjoyed a good Wankel,
When you fire it up the crank'll
Spin and vibrate.
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Feb 2021, 09:31
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

As a Youngster, I sowed my wild oats, In...

As a Youngster, I sowed my wild oats,
In backseats of cars and on boats
The seats then were plastic
The sex was fantastic,
I only wish I'd made notes.
====================
Sex in the back of a...
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Feb 2021, 09:50
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

I should have stopped for some bacon and eggs, ...

I should have stopped for some bacon and eggs,
And to stretch my rather short legs
But instead, I had oats
A meal fit for goats.
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Feb 2021, 06:36
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

When tootling along in my Rover On my way to...

When tootling along in my Rover
On my way to the ferry at Dover
I lay back in my seat,
Life was so sweet.
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Feb 2021, 21:42
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

Her love it was truly platonic, She rendered me...

Her love it was truly platonic,
She rendered me quite catatonic
I just could not move
Until she could prove
She didn't have plague, bubonic.
=========================
When lumberjacks finish...
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Feb 2021, 10:51
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

Well .... that drove a horse and coach through...

Well .... that drove a horse and coach through it!!
Said the man from the Pru, as we knew it
But the girl from Aviva
Was a bit of a diva,
And after a few drinks, you knew it....
25th Feb 2021, 09:11
Replies: 162
Views: 4,875
Posted By Hydromet

OK, time to call this one. Honorable...

OK, time to call this one.

Honorable mentions to ...
MPN11 for The new training video demonstrated what happens with auto-throttle asymmetry.

Treaders, for The weight of the Captain's wrist...
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Feb 2021, 20:49
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

She frolicked with the Marquis de Sade They...

She frolicked with the Marquis de Sade
They covered each other in lard.
It was all very easy
When they were greasy
But when they were not, it was hard.
============================
The...
24th Feb 2021, 20:45
Replies: 162
Views: 4,875
Posted By Hydromet

Not a caption A quickie is a goodie, judging...

Not a caption

A quickie is a goodie, judging in about 12 hours.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Feb 2021, 07:13
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

Now Sallyann likes a good bevvie While driving...

Now Sallyann likes a good bevvie
While driving along in her Chevie
She slurps at her claret
Like a de-mented ferret,
She's my sister, but she ain't heavy.
===========================
Somtimes...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Feb 2021, 21:44
Replies: 29
Views: 1,071
Posted By Hydromet

I've had several birds of various types -...

I've had several birds of various types - kookaburra, noisy miners and rainbow lorikeets - fly into my workshop through the open end and attempt to fly out through the dirty window at the other end....
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Feb 2021, 11:29
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

When she jumped in the pool, causing ripples ...

When she jumped in the pool, causing ripples
The water was cold, so her nipples
Stood up like light switches
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Feb 2021, 01:33
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

On the box it says use it or lose it, Under...

On the box it says use it or lose it,
Under warnings, please don't abuse it,
So give it a stroke,
And a bit of a poke
But gently, or else you'll contuse it.
===========================
It may...
23rd Feb 2021, 01:31
Replies: 162
Views: 4,875
Posted By Hydromet

Caption Competition Mk III

Thank you Wensleydale, I'll jump to it and find something suitable.

Have a go at this one.

...
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Feb 2021, 21:38
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

Since we're talking of clerics and all The...

Since we're talking of clerics and all
The arch-deacon had only one ball
But his shortage testicular
Was nothing particular
For his one ball was always on call.
===========================
A...
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Feb 2021, 21:30
Replies: 138
Views: 5,631
Posted By Hydromet

...or the gastro-enterologist.

...or the gastro-enterologist.
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Feb 2021, 11:27
Replies: 138
Views: 5,631
Posted By Hydromet

"Black swan event."

"Black swan event."
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Feb 2021, 09:17
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

But if she had worn her cincture A monk might...

But if she had worn her cincture
A monk might not contradict her
Old Berge seems to know,
Where her belt should go
To make her loosen her sphincter.
==========================
Sometimes she'd...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Feb 2021, 04:29
Replies: 10
Views: 1,003
Posted By Hydromet

Watch out, dear, you've got a bear behind.

Watch out, dear, you've got a bear behind.
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Feb 2021, 04:26
Replies: 39
Views: 2,380
Posted By Hydromet

I don't think so. Most facebook users are 50+,...

I don't think so. Most facebook users are 50+, thhe iThingy generation use other forms of social media, and by the time we oldies have discovered it they move on.

Personally, FB shutting of news...
21st Feb 2021, 04:19
Replies: 10,020
Views: 521,804
Posted By Hydromet

"Now, move your arms up and down quickly, and for...

"Now, move your arms up and down quickly, and for your first flight, just concentrate on flying straight and level."
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Feb 2021, 10:04
Replies: 6,867
Views: 346,075
Posted By Hydromet

It was now, in the middle of Lent, That the...

It was now, in the middle of Lent,
That the Nuns in the nearby Convent
Were led well astray
By the delicious bouquet
Of the gasses I just had to vent.
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One of the...
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