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Forum: Jet Blast
16th Mar 2009, 20:20
Replies: 50
Views: 3,497
Posted By CJ2

There was a guy in my mate's school who's second...

There was a guy in my mate's school who's second name was Faggot (diirect translation into English). The guy went through endless nightmare during his years at school. Unbelivable that parents did...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Mar 2009, 17:32
Replies: 71
Views: 7,929
Posted By CJ2

matkat, have lately started thinking about...

matkat, have lately started thinking about getting a summer toy for myself as well. F355 is a one good looking car. Have you had to invest a lot for repairs? Looked it is possible to get a really...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Mar 2009, 01:03
Replies: 71
Views: 7,929
Posted By CJ2

Your car

Mine today BMW X5 3,0d. Had it for 3 years now and happy with it. Previous car was X5 4,4. Nice, but had to visit petrol stations too frequently.
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Mar 2009, 00:47
Replies: 26
Views: 3,343
Posted By CJ2

You must be very strict. Do not let oil to take...

You must be very strict. Do not let oil to take charge of the situation. Usually soft talk and stong chemicals will help.
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Mar 2009, 00:12
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

Danger 2 in one: google translate spanish>english: ...

2 in one: google translate spanish>english:

U.S. President Bill Clinton flies to Hillary in one of the woman on an airplane. Something has offended Hillary and Bill decides to entertain the...
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Mar 2009, 21:10
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a...

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' ...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 22:25
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a...

An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar.
"What happened?" says...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 21:39
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

An American businessman is on a business trip in...

An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!"

He can't quite remember what the word...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 21:28
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in...

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.......
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 21:15
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

A little old lady answered a knock on the door...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 21:03
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

The Montana State Department of Fish & Wildlife...

The Montana State Department of Fish & Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Gallatin, Helena & Lewis & Clark National Forests golf...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 20:57
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

There was a blonde driving down the road one day....

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She pulled up to a stoplight and glanced to her right, noticing another blonde sitting in the middle of a nearby field, rowing a boat furiously with...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 20:55
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

One day Bill complained to his friend that his...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.
"Why don't you go to the drug store?" His friend suggested. "There's a computer there that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 20:32
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. ...

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
His parents had tried everything... Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.
In short, everything they could think of to help his math....
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2009, 20:26
Replies: 88
Views: 11,947
Posted By CJ2

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out...
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Feb 2009, 21:35
Replies: 97
Views: 14,693
Posted By CJ2

Plane made an emergency landing into the ocean. ...

Plane made an emergency landing into the ocean.
Surviviors found themselves on two islands: women on one and men on the other.
Men started thinking what to do.
20 year old: guys, let's hit the...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Feb 2009, 23:40
Replies: 97
Views: 14,693
Posted By CJ2

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very...

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Feb 2009, 21:33
Replies: 97
Views: 14,693
Posted By CJ2

The difference between having Guts and having...

The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Feb 2009, 23:31
Replies: 97
Views: 14,693
Posted By CJ2

Three chinese named Chu, Bu and Fu decided to...

Three chinese named Chu, Bu and Fu decided to move to US. They decided to take names more American when they arrived. Chu took Chuck, Bu took Buck and Fu decised to go back to China.
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Feb 2009, 23:16
Replies: 97
Views: 14,693
Posted By CJ2

True Story from Houston Medical Center A man...

True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his Hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the Wedding...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Feb 2009, 22:45
Replies: 97
Views: 14,693
Posted By CJ2

Plane starts to fall. American girl starts to...

Plane starts to fall.
American girl starts to make up: "First they save beautiful girls!"
French girl opens up her blowse: "First they save busty girls!"
African girl rips off her trousers: "Go to...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Feb 2009, 22:22
Replies: 97
Views: 14,693
Posted By CJ2

Goat mother wants to go to shop and teaches goat...

Goat mother wants to go to shop and teaches goat babies not to let anyone in except her. Password for getting in is: "I suck breast".
Wolf listens behind the window.
As soon as goat mother has...
Replies: 927
Views: 477,476
Posted By CJ2

Well, he is owner of a successful business. So he...

Well, he is owner of a successful business. So he has no financial issues if getting a job takes time. Told me that this is the thing he always wanted to do and will do it more for himself than...
Replies: 62
Views: 2,794
Posted By CJ2

Well, he is owner of a successful business. So he...

Well, he is owner of a successful business. So he has no financial issues if getting a job takes time. Told me that this is the thing he always wanted to do and will do it more for himself than...
Replies: 62
Views: 1,608
Posted By CJ2

Well, he is owner of a successful business. So he...

Well, he is owner of a successful business. So he has no financial issues if getting a job takes time. Told me that this is the thing he always wanted to do and will do it more for himself than...
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