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Forum: Jet Blast
7th Mar 2021, 05:52
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

Some seem to prefer to quaff Porto while...

Some seem to prefer to quaff Porto
while playing a board game called Quarto
with four in a row...
It’s in we all go.
I'm feeling a bit overwrought - Oh!
=========================
Have some...
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Mar 2021, 12:21
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

I hope that was a better effort I said To my...

I hope that was a better effort I said
To my cleaner as we lay knackered in bed
But Bergerie says
You must wear a fez
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Mar 2021, 21:54
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

My housekeeper does extra chores Which she...

My housekeeper does extra chores
Which she likes to do on all fours
She doesn't mind
When I come from behind
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Mar 2021, 08:46
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

Now mother was not to be found, Despite a...

Now mother was not to be found,
Despite a reward of one pound
Some say I'm mean
But I'm not very keen
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Feb 2021, 21:55
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

There once was a handsome Prince Well, of that...

There once was a handsome Prince
Well, of that I'm hard to convince
If you mean Randy Andy,
He's a bit of a dandy
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Feb 2021, 21:14
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

The real beauty was Queen Nefertiti, Her lovers...

The real beauty was Queen Nefertiti,
Her lovers thought her a sweetie.
She was upper class
With a very nice a**e
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Feb 2021, 11:52
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

=========================== He always enjoyed a...

===========================
He always enjoyed a good Wankel
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Feb 2021, 11:34
Replies: 68
Views: 4,354
Posted By artee

Not to mention the mini computer Wang, who in the...

Not to mention the mini computer Wang, who in the 1980s adopted (briefly) the tag line "Wang Cares".
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Feb 2021, 04:26
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

A lumberjack may end up lagging, Or at school,...

A lumberjack may end up lagging,
Or at school, a bit of old fagging
But he’ll be okay
When his trousers decay
As long as he's had a good shagging
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Feb 2021, 02:53
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

A lumberjack may end up lagging, Or at school,...

A lumberjack may end up lagging,
Or at school, a bit of old fagging
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Feb 2021, 01:17
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

When lumberjacks finish the days logging They...

When lumberjacks finish the days logging
They grab their tools and go dogging.
With spikes on their feet
They're hoping to meet
Someone who's up for some snogging
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Feb 2021, 11:39
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

She would put on a bit of an act Just joshin'...

She would put on a bit of an act
Just joshin' and that is a fact
But she did fancy Shiva
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Feb 2021, 20:39
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

================================== She...

==================================
She frolicked with the Marquis de Sade
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Feb 2021, 08:46
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

Sometimes she likes a quick drink. "So, here's...

Sometimes she likes a quick drink.
"So, here's to our verses!" Clink, clink!
A wink and a nudge
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Feb 2021, 00:30
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

======================= Now Sallyann likes a...

=======================
Now Sallyann likes a good bevvie
While driving along in her Chevie
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Feb 2021, 01:09
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

On the box it says use it or lose it, Under...

On the box it says use it or lose it,
Under warnings, please don't abuse it,
So give it a stroke,
And a bit of a poke
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Feb 2021, 11:01
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

Her penchant for visiting vicars Makes her...

Her penchant for visiting vicars
Makes her heartbeat all the quickers
But the regular canon
Who came from Dungannon
Won her heart with a big box of Snickers
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Feb 2021, 10:05
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

Sometimes she'd chat to the abbott About a...

Sometimes she'd chat to the abbott
About a vibrating robot
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Feb 2021, 11:54
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

=========================== A hair of the dog...

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A hair of the dog and all's well
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Feb 2021, 05:03
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

Now Ginger was really a minger, As I learned...

Now Ginger was really a minger,
As I learned when I happened to linger
Lingerie, or lonjerie,
a lovely entrée
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Feb 2021, 06:32
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

I didn't notice the bull He's big, and so she...

I didn't notice the bull
He's big, and so she is full
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Feb 2021, 02:39
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

When you're preg testing a cow Ask first, as...

When you're preg testing a cow
Ask first, as she might say "Wow!"
But have no fear
Move to her rear
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Feb 2021, 03:48
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

If you burst the foofer valve And feel to...

If you burst the foofer valve
And feel to exhausted to salve
This little verse,
which is a bit terse
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Feb 2021, 06:38
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

The ancient old Duchess of Ponting While on her...

The ancient old Duchess of Ponting
While on her high horse out fox hunting
Said to her ghillie
"I feel a bit silly"
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Feb 2021, 04:44
Replies: 6,925
Views: 348,637
Posted By artee

The pig in the poke went for broke

The pig in the poke went for broke
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