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Forum: Rotorheads
11th Oct 2017, 05:59
Replies: 528
Views: 226,229
Posted By expatfrance

Lee If you have any questions PM me.

Lee
If you have any questions PM me.
Forum: Rotorheads
10th Oct 2017, 06:34
Replies: 528
Views: 226,229
Posted By expatfrance

Lee Howard If you look at page 25 498 you will...

Lee Howard
If you look at page 25 498 you will still see a picture there.
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Aug 2017, 08:29
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
...
Forum: Rotorheads
30th Nov 2016, 16:27
Replies: 69
Views: 9,078
Posted By expatfrance

40 years, mostly on helicopters 12000 hours,...

40 years, mostly on helicopters 12000 hours, retired 2010 and whilst I do not miss it now, feel very privileged to have been so lucky to have had such a great career....
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Feb 2016, 06:51
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5...

An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, holly madison said, "i have my own reality show and i am the smartest and prettiest...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Feb 2016, 18:18
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

Murder at Aldi

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and...
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Jan 2016, 15:52
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

Warning about E-Bay

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A guy just spent $95, plus tax, on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.:ugh:
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Dec 2015, 12:18
Replies: 107
Views: 8,660
Posted By expatfrance

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Dec 2015, 15:15
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

Is sex work?? An RAF Group Captain was about...

Is sex work??

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group
Captain decided to pose a...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Oct 2015, 15:41
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

PROSTATE PROBLEMS!!! An old guy goes to...

PROSTATE PROBLEMS!!!

An old guy goes to his doctor for his
physical and gets sent to the
Urologist as a precaution. When he gets
there, he discovers the
Urologist is a very pretty...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Aug 2015, 08:41
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the...

The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricketers for a meeting. They want to know how they went downhill so fast.
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Jul 2015, 13:37
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith....

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a...
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Jul 2015, 13:39
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

For those who haven't heard, Washington State...

For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalised gay marriage and legalised marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalised on the same day...
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Jun 2015, 08:40
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside...

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

So every day, I go along the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th May 2015, 07:37
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from...

This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tamworth who won the World's
Shortest Essay competition.
He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Oxford for his imagination
and humour… Here it...
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Apr 2015, 08:47
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

The Stork

A teacher was telling a class about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Apr 2015, 16:28
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

A new "little Johnny" for me

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw some sheep. It was fascinating”.
...
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Apr 2015, 17:26
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

A group of pensioners were sitting around talking...

A group of pensioners were sitting around talking about all their ailments at the local pub. "My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this drink" said one. "Yes, I know" said another. "My...
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Apr 2015, 08:49
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

Finished and Complete

No one has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between "complete" & "finished."
However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some of...
5th Apr 2015, 10:51
Replies: 7
Views: 2,467
Posted By expatfrance

Certainly does. I had a similar one when I...

Certainly does. I had a similar one when I arrived in Copenhagen, by Wessex, and found a gearbox restraining strap broken. We stayed 6 nights and were recovered by a Hercules, Puma from RAFG and...
5th Apr 2015, 09:41
Replies: 7
Views: 2,467
Posted By expatfrance

230Sqn John Sankey

John was a crewman on 230Sqn early to mid 70's. His son has asked me to investigate an incident he was involved in, with a Puma force landing in France. My understanding was they took off from Cognac...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Apr 2015, 20:30
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

A daughter asks her Dad, "Dad, there is something...

A daughter asks her Dad, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand."
"He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."


Her...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Apr 2015, 06:54
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

Two policemen (Constable Dave and Bob) call the...

Two policemen (Constable Dave and Bob) call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is this the Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor...
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Feb 2015, 13:28
Replies: 13,033
Views: 9,990,727
Posted By expatfrance

Its Friday!!

Two drunks were walking down the railroad tracks.
One drunk said, "Man, these steps are close together."
The other drunk said, "I can handle the steps, but why did they make the damn handrails so...
26th Feb 2015, 06:35
Replies: 43
Views: 7,559
Posted By expatfrance

I salute you, sir:D

I salute you, sir:D
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