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Forum: Jet Blast
21st Mar 2015, 09:05
Replies: 3,210
Views: 1,076,410
Posted By OFSO

As was said on SKY News this morning, there's...

As was said on SKY News this morning, there's something fishy going on (no pun intended).

Can it really be that all the crooks, swindlers and preverts are in UKIP and the Cons, Labs, LibDems and...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Mar 2015, 08:54
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

They were lining up on the grid, As he...

They were lining up on the grid,
As he strapped on his safety lid
Through his goggles he peered,
At the grid girls he leered,
For half of 'em he'd furgled - yes he did !
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Mar 2015, 08:04
Replies: 15
Views: 1,556
Posted By OFSO

I like it also. (Or perhaps: I, also, like it.)

I like it also. (Or perhaps: I, also, like it.)
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Mar 2015, 07:59
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

One of the girls in the pits Drove him out of...

One of the girls in the pits
Drove him out of his wits.
Her control of her clutch
Was really not much
And the tire change just gave him the sh*ts
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Mar 2015, 18:12
Replies: 34
Views: 4,625
Posted By OFSO

I go with the multiple-large-waves and hatch...

I go with the multiple-large-waves and hatch cover(s) being stove-in theory. Bow then dove into the sea with props turning and sent it to the bottom.

Just a gut feeling.

"This November" ? It's...
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Mar 2015, 18:04
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

In a tank that was bleeding big The petition...

In a tank that was bleeding big
The petition was delivered by The Stig
He was having great fun
But on the first lap he spun
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Mar 2015, 15:26
Replies: 81
Views: 6,122
Posted By OFSO

Nice pigeon !

Nice pigeon !
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Mar 2015, 15:21
Replies: 4,176
Views: 464,894
Posted By OFSO

From yesterday's FT letters page.....

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu287/ROBIN_100/Greece_zps1v2kjljr.jpg
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Mar 2015, 13:51
Replies: 81
Views: 6,122
Posted By OFSO

A bit cloudy here in Spain - as elsewhere the...

A bit cloudy here in Spain - as elsewhere the ch*mtrail sprayers were doing their work - but an excellent view now and then. Although it appeared the other way up to G-CPTN's photograph.
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Mar 2015, 13:37
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

To new heights take political correctness Wrote...

To new heights take political correctness
Wrote the BBC in its political directives
No abuse and no smuts
and for Clarkson, no buts
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Mar 2015, 13:34
Replies: 13,057
Views: 10,108,680
Posted By OFSO

Prince Charles decided to take up walking every...

Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a prostitute standing there every day.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was...
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2015, 16:17
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

They'd meet secretly in a glade near...

They'd meet secretly in a glade
near Nottingham, where lived the Maid
beloved of Robin
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2015, 14:08
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

A thespian from Upper Dicker Had a pair of...

A thespian from Upper Dicker
Had a pair of knickers which she wove from wicker
While the weather was fine
She took a mad shine
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2015, 13:23
Replies: 470
Views: 75,722
Posted By OFSO

Whilst I don't agree with smashing things up as...

Whilst I don't agree with smashing things up as part of a demonstration, I can see their point.

All those smug b--- sitting in their nice new tower block in FFaM, part of the system that imposes...
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2015, 13:16
Replies: 25
Views: 2,965
Posted By OFSO

what we've had to put up with over the years ...

what we've had to put up with over the years

Indeed.

Entering the UK in my German registered motorhome (at Dover many many years ago), a Lady Official entered said vehicle, ignored things like...
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2015, 13:09
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

With your pemission, Hobo, a slight modification:...

With your pemission, Hobo, a slight modification:

There was a young actress from Goole,
Who claimed that she had only one rule:
"Nine inches or longer,
Before I will conja
-gate some latin...
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2015, 13:03
Replies: 12
Views: 1,387
Posted By OFSO

But as a general comment - many years ago when I...

But as a general comment - many years ago when I was less likely to complain (but should have) a biz class flight on Air France from LGW to Charles the Gaul was provided by a substituted charter firm...
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2015, 06:28
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

A young lass from downtown Aberdeen Was...

A young lass from downtown Aberdeen
Was "ahem" if you know what I mean
He principles were sound
But her heels were so round
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Mar 2015, 06:26
Replies: 430
Views: 313,781
Posted By OFSO

How do you politely respond to an otherwise...

How do you politely respond to an otherwise reasonable seeming person's query on such foolishness?

The husband of someone I know here insisted the moon landings were faked, used to treat me as an...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Mar 2015, 19:51
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

There was a young actress from Calcutta Who...

There was a young actress from Calcutta
Who once did a wild dance in the gutter
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Mar 2015, 18:16
Replies: 35
Views: 3,896
Posted By OFSO

I have trained my bowels I think we should...

I have trained my bowels

I think we should all give credit where credit is due. It was our parents who trained us in our regular habits.
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Mar 2015, 17:02
Replies: 145
Views: 12,834
Posted By OFSO

I have subscriptions for Flight magazine, the...

I have subscriptions for Flight magazine, the Times and Autosport,

What, no Guardian ?
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Mar 2015, 16:50
Replies: 25
Views: 2,965
Posted By OFSO

I would find it hard to believe they are as...

I would find it hard to believe they are as cursory as you imply.

Ah, so that was what the luminescent little flashing arrow was doing projected on my luggage.
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Mar 2015, 16:44
Replies: 145
Views: 12,834
Posted By OFSO

Those of us who buy non-Apple or Mac products...

Those of us who buy non-Apple or Mac products tend to be those who within 24 hours of getting the device home whip out a screwdriver and start moddding it, or rooting it, or loading wierd and...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Mar 2015, 16:34
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,038
Posted By OFSO

There was a young actress from Gwent Whose name...

There was a young actress from Gwent
Whose name it was really heaven-sent
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