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Forum: Jet Blast
24th May 2020, 00:26
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

There have been such Cummings and Goings Mostly...

There have been such Cummings and Goings
Mostly in Airbuses and Boeings
But silly old Boris
Came in his Morris
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd May 2020, 08:06
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

As I came down for breakfast at eight And...

As I came down for breakfast at eight
And watched her brassiere deflate
I said "You have a slow leak"
"May I give it a tweak?"
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd May 2020, 00:04
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

We dream about pretty young misses, And how we...

We dream about pretty young misses,
And how we might get them to kiss us.
Forum: Jet Blast
21st May 2020, 22:42
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

I always thought truth might prevail When she...

I always thought truth might prevail
When she tripped on her round farthingale
Her bloomers adrift.
I thought that I sniffed
An odour from down near her tail.
==========================
She...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st May 2020, 11:38
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

While looking for nymphs in the lake I thought...

While looking for nymphs in the lake
I thought I'd seen William Blake
He wrote me a verse
That could not have been worse.
He must have been on the take.
=========================
On the shore...
Forum: Jet Blast
21st May 2020, 09:40
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

Mate you; need a new hinge. Said the Guru...

Mate you; need a new hinge.
Said the Guru Aloysius Cringe.
The old one is squeaking;
I can't hear you speaking
Forum: Jet Blast
21st May 2020, 07:37
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

"I'd never ply her with liquor" I said to her...

"I'd never ply her with liquor"
I said to her brother, the vicar.
Forum: Jet Blast
20th May 2020, 07:27
Replies: 40
Views: 3,364
Posted By Hydromet

It's been announced that he is to be knighted....

It's been announced that he is to be knighted. Well done, Sir.
Forum: Jet Blast
20th May 2020, 07:26
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

I saw a young maid in Poughkeepsie Who was just...

I saw a young maid in Poughkeepsie
Who was just a little bit dipsy
I thought if I could amuse her
She'd let me seduce her
Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2020, 22:11
Replies: 4
Views: 374
Posted By Hydromet

"Travels with Charley" by John Steinbeck is an...

"Travels with Charley" by John Steinbeck is an entertaining travelogue, about Steinbeck's road trip around America with his dog Charley. It paints a great picture of 1960 America.
Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2020, 22:06
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

McDonald's farmyard was a mess His dairymaid...

McDonald's farmyard was a mess
His dairymaid lifted her dress.
She said "I can't find my bucket!"
Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2020, 08:05
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

And the words, so wise when he spoke, He spoke...

And the words, so wise when he spoke,
He spoke after taking a toke.
Said he, "Now it's legal"
Forum: Jet Blast
19th May 2020, 03:01
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

The Venerable Bishop of Putney Yearned for some...

The Venerable Bishop of Putney
Yearned for some bottles of chutney.
"Spread this on your joints,"
But it sure disappoints,
And this limerick sure ends abruptly.
============================
In...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th May 2020, 11:48
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

Now Seth was a man of extremes And before these...

Now Seth was a man of extremes
And before these ruptured their seams,
They both went too far;
It was all quite bizarre
Forum: Jet Blast
18th May 2020, 08:34
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

A beautiful girl, Cinderella, Had a beak like...

A beautiful girl, Cinderella,
Had a beak like an old corella
Her problem was this:
She was unable to kiss
And so she could not get a fella.
========================
They were scared they might...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th May 2020, 22:31
Replies: 102
Views: 5,383
Posted By Hydromet

I've done a lot of driving and cycling, and I've...

I've done a lot of driving and cycling, and I've never seen a traffic jam caused by bikes. Cars, on the other hand...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th May 2020, 22:29
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

It's a lovely day for a walk So I did that...

It's a lovely day for a walk
So I did that instead of a talk
But then I got lost,
My equanimity toss'd,
I must have took the wrong fork.
=========================
Should I backtrack or push on...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th May 2020, 11:40
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

I wanted a tropical salad. I feel my request...

I wanted a tropical salad.
I feel my request was valid
Forum: Jet Blast
17th May 2020, 05:33
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

"The weight on my shoulders" said Atlas, "Means...

"The weight on my shoulders" said Atlas,
"Means that I have to go hatless."
"So forgive my bald head,
"But it must be said"
"I'd be much better off on a mattress.
==============================...
Forum: Jet Blast
16th May 2020, 22:37
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

While attempting man-powered flight With my...

While attempting man-powered flight
With my wings strapped on, nice and tight
Forum: Jet Blast
16th May 2020, 07:04
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

He’s no match for Erik the Red, Whose beard was...

He’s no match for Erik the Red,
Whose beard was as big as his head,
But his hairy stuff
Couldn't match Donald's coiffe
Though he had a brain, instead.
=========================
Eric was quite...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th May 2020, 06:27
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

From Nanking to the shores of Shanghai People...

From Nanking to the shores of Shanghai
People are wondering why
Donny loves Kim,
When Kim doesn't love him.
It's enough to make you cry.
======================
Would Donald take expert advice?
Forum: Jet Blast
15th May 2020, 06:02
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

From Nanking to the shores of Shanghai People...

From Nanking to the shores of Shanghai
People are wondering why
Forum: Jet Blast
15th May 2020, 02:28
Replies: 3,778
Views: 213,932
Posted By Hydromet

It's best if you drink some detergent, Doesn't...

It's best if you drink some detergent,
Doesn't matter, it's not really urgent
14th May 2020, 22:56
Replies: 3,323
Views: 204,133
Posted By Hydromet

I had one of those but the wings fell off.

I had one of those but the wings fell off.
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