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3rd Feb 2023, 18:36
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Posted By Kiltrash

VERY rich football player won't let a...

VERY rich football player won't let a inconvenient train strike stop him getting to the training ground.
3rd Feb 2023, 18:33
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

On a Spotters day at Bruntingthorpe Nutty tries...

On a Spotters day at Bruntingthorpe Nutty tries to pass off his before accidents snaps to the AAIB
3rd Feb 2023, 18:31
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Turning round the eye in the sky reports that the...

Turning round the eye in the sky reports that the Blackwell tunnel looks exceptionaly clear on the morning commute
3rd Feb 2023, 18:28
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

This proves that everything has already been...

This proves that everything has already been tried in the movies..
The latest Bond blockbuster has a Nuclear Sub (or two ) being swallowed whole by a Supertanker
3rd Feb 2023, 18:20
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Don't laugh at me, my 10 brothers all called Huey...

Don't laugh at me, my 10 brothers all called Huey are behind me
3rd Feb 2023, 18:17
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Put the engine into the red, I'm gonna tow that...

Put the engine into the red, I'm gonna tow that big bad boy if is its the last thing I do...
3rd Feb 2023, 18:15
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

30m wide cargo deck and 35 m rotor sweep...what...

30m wide cargo deck and 35 m rotor sweep...what could possibly go wrong said Hoskins. ..from his hospital bed
3rd Feb 2023, 18:12
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Having landed in Australia the I'm a Celebrity...

Having landed in Australia the I'm a Celebrity contestants get set to be dropped immediately into camp...
3rd Feb 2023, 16:28
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Having delivered the final B747, the company in...

Having delivered the final B747, the company in Seattle need to rein in their product line
3rd Feb 2023, 16:25
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

The new Air Force one comes complete with Marine...

The new Air Force one comes complete with Marine one....saves all this messing about with stairs and salutes at Andrews.
3rd Feb 2023, 16:22
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Skip, weather radar shows the sky is clear....the...

Skip, weather radar shows the sky is clear....the met report said heavy rain 1 mile ahead of us...cant both be right..
3rd Feb 2023, 16:20
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Dentist finds a very large Molar to deal with

Dentist finds a very large Molar to deal with
3rd Feb 2023, 07:57
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Trailer for the latest Netflix block Buster is...

Trailer for the latest Netflix block Buster is revealed ....where the hero in true Bond style knocks the attacking baddie off the Motorbike and rides off on it to the waiting arms of his pregnant...
3rd Feb 2023, 07:50
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Being low on fuel Harry discovered all the money...

Being low on fuel Harry discovered all the money in his wallet had his Brothers face on it which he would not handle, do he had to push it home...
3rd Feb 2023, 07:46
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Harry later discovered that it was simply out of...

Harry later discovered that it was simply out of fuel ..Fuel he said, my third batman deals with boring things like that....ps what's fuel??
3rd Feb 2023, 07:43
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

All I asked for was a Royal Enfield but the...

All I asked for was a Royal Enfield but the dealer said as I was no longer a Working royal all he had was a non working Honda...
2nd Feb 2023, 18:22
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Later investigation showed there was actually...

Later investigation showed there was actually nothing wrong with the Motorbike....yes but that would not have made a comic situation said the Captain.. as he collected his MBE...
2nd Feb 2023, 18:20
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

....and you REALLY want to give this Wally real...

....and you REALLY want to give this Wally real live bullets asked the QM...
2nd Feb 2023, 18:18
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

At St Andrews the CCTV finally revealed what...

At St Andrews the CCTV finally revealed what caused the tyre marks in Hell's Bunker ...
2nd Feb 2023, 18:17
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

In the King's Coronation, Harry sneeks in having...

In the King's Coronation, Harry sneeks in having NOT been invited to the procession down the Mall...celebrating all the best of England... Well KC3 is not my King said Kiltrash...
2nd Feb 2023, 18:14
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

In Chateau Meghan the kids all play in the...

In Chateau Meghan the kids all play in the sandbox...Oh Harry ...ooohhh Hhaarryy ...oooohhh Hhhaaarrryyy she said when the lights were out.. .... Damm sand gets everywhere said a sore...
2nd Feb 2023, 16:26
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

It was only after Prince H jumped on the Honda in...

It was only after Prince H jumped on the Honda in Liverpool did he discover some thieving Scroat had nicked the Royal saddle...
I'm sure there are some honest law abiding people in Merseyside...
2nd Feb 2023, 14:03
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

While taking a landscape photo for his portfolio,...

While taking a landscape photo for his portfolio, Tim later complained some [email protected] strides across the field...
Who said ' don't you know who I am??'
2nd Feb 2023, 13:58
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Like wearing a Nazi outfit to a party this did...

Like wearing a Nazi outfit to a party this did seem a good idea at the time.
2nd Feb 2023, 13:57
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

...and if the Bull charges just get on the...

...and if the Bull charges just get on the scooter and ride it to safety....assuming it starts...
2nd Feb 2023, 07:48
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Having failed it's MOT the owner takes it out to...

Having failed it's MOT the owner takes it out to the desert...and shoots it
2nd Feb 2023, 07:43
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Well tinkering with old bikes did help dad...

Well tinkering with old bikes did help dad finally get what he wanted...see if I can follow..

( To save you looking up
KC3 74
Camilla 75
Harry 38
Meghan 41 )

Better make space in the tower
2nd Feb 2023, 07:41
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

When I get this fired up I can claim driver...

When I get this fired up I can claim driver supplement hours...to stretch my Military pay to bare minimums..
2nd Feb 2023, 07:38
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Could have been worst, could have been a...

Could have been worst, could have been a Lambretta...
2nd Feb 2023, 07:34
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Yes I know Bagram is a bloody big Airfield but...

Yes I know Bagram is a bloody big Airfield but perhaps it would be simpler to move dispersal closer to the crew room..
1st Feb 2023, 20:44
Replies: 17
Views: 877
Posted By Kiltrash

I always use a Credit Card for ALL purchases then...

I always use a Credit Card for ALL purchases then of there's a issue and tbe retailer doesn't / won't sort it I make a claim trough the CC Company for a charge back and so far I have had thr money...
1st Feb 2023, 20:00
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Dads removed me from the family membership of...

Dads removed me from the family membership of the Royal Automobile Club..
1st Feb 2023, 19:58
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Bleedin 'ell, Join the Army they said ....didn't...

Bleedin 'ell, Join the Army they said ....didn't say Man Utd shirts were to be seen everywhere....
1st Feb 2023, 14:56
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

I got this for the wife.....hope she don't mind...

I got this for the wife.....hope she don't mind living in a Bedouin Harem...
1st Feb 2023, 14:54
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,900
Posted By Kiltrash

Wait and see what happens when I get this up to...

Wait and see what happens when I get this up to 88 MPH....
Gonna drop it off a cliff are we Sir??
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