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20th Dec 2022, 09:47
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

After delivering presents to Children in Ukraine,...

After delivering presents to Children in Ukraine, Santa quickly realised that leaving would be harder than initially expected.

OMAA
8th Aug 2022, 12:49
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

After telling him numerous times, Mike Pence...

After telling him numerous times, Mike Pence finally plucks up the courage to tell Donald that 18 holes wasn't possible!

OMAA
5th Jul 2022, 18:01
Replies: 30
Views: 5,523
Posted By OMAAbound

I had a situation once when the wife and I were...

I had a situation once when the wife and I were flying back from from Spain, as has already been said, there was one chap who pulled out his phone to use FR24 "The flight is running 2 hours late,...
16th Feb 2022, 10:02
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

It's still unknown who supplied Kamila Valieva...

It's still unknown who supplied Kamila Valieva with the drugs at the Winter Olympics!

OMAA
7th Feb 2022, 09:53
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

"I won't tell you again Margery, the washing line...

"I won't tell you again Margery, the washing line needs to be at least this high for it to dry properly!"

OMAA
1st Feb 2022, 12:24
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

Trucks by Airbus RETARD, RETARD, RETARD ...

Trucks by Airbus

RETARD, RETARD, RETARD

OMAA
20th Jan 2022, 11:14
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

"If we put dresses on, maybe they won't shoot at...

"If we put dresses on, maybe they won't shoot at us!"

OMAA
17th Jan 2022, 10:15
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

Even in Germany, the men are not happy with their...

Even in Germany, the men are not happy with their wives choices!

OMAA
15th Jan 2022, 16:16
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

I told the wife there was a sale on at Next, she...

I told the wife there was a sale on at Next, she was off like a rocket!

OMAAbound
10th Jan 2022, 13:53
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

Nobody believed me when I told everyone my...

Nobody believed me when I told everyone my ex-wife was plane crazy!

OMAA
10th Jan 2022, 00:19
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

Boris Johnson reveals plans for cost cutting in...

Boris Johnson reveals plans for cost cutting in the RAF, may have gone a little too far!

OMAA
9th Jan 2022, 18:51
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

I'll keep it short this week, i declare the...

I'll keep it short this week,

i declare the winner to be

Cynicalint with - "This is IT!, the path to my knighthood!"

and the runner up

MPN11 - “Can we call this a business meeting”
6th Jan 2022, 14:05
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

Sorry all, I had a heavy night celebrating my...

Sorry all, I had a heavy night celebrating my runner-up position.

I give you this one, look forward the comments
...
5th Jan 2022, 10:11
Replies: 35
Views: 12,250
Posted By OMAAbound

There has been some pretty horrific stories of...

There has been some pretty horrific stories of whats been described above. No where is the world is immune from these problems and given that Auckland is relatively humid it wont have helped.
...
5th Jan 2022, 09:53
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

Live Scenes as Virginia Giuffre, previously...

Live Scenes as Virginia Giuffre, previously Roberts, arrives at court in her battle against Prince Andrew

OMAA
5th Jan 2022, 09:35
Replies: 43
Views: 13,482
Posted By OMAAbound

Lets be honest with ourselves, at some point...

Lets be honest with ourselves, at some point during everyone's career, we have all done this, its not big deal. Just makes for a more exciting ride for the PAX!

OMAA
2nd Jan 2022, 11:28
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

In light of the Government budget cuts, the...

In light of the Government budget cuts, the British Army has now taken to insuring women as the main driver as a way of saving a few quid.

OMAA
1st Jan 2022, 23:02
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

After the taliban took over Afghanistan, The...

After the taliban took over Afghanistan, The British Military chose the wrong week to carry out the yearly ‘FAMILY JOB SWAP’

OMAA
1st Jan 2022, 23:00
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

“Once the cameras go home I have to go home an...

“Once the cameras go home I have to go home an cook my husbands tea”

OMAA
24th Dec 2021, 00:28
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

“Hey kids, think yourself lucky. German Santa...

“Hey kids, think yourself lucky. German Santa won’t be arriving this year!”

OMAA
24th Dec 2021, 00:27
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

And for some reason, after this visit, the...

And for some reason, after this visit, the children never did believe in Santa again

OMAA
1st Dec 2021, 17:42
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

"I have heard that dropping blue-ice is more...

"I have heard that dropping blue-ice is more deadly that than the missiles!"

OMAA
29th Nov 2021, 09:45
Replies: 10
Views: 2,773
Posted By OMAAbound

A bloke just flew from GUA-MIA in the wheel well...

A bloke just flew from GUA-MIA in the wheel well of a 737 and survived! So I think sitting on an A330 balcony at at FL320 sipping a gin sling will be totally feasible!
28th Nov 2021, 15:52
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

After months of hiding, Donald Trump finally...

After months of hiding, Donald Trump finally reveals his plans of getting back into the White House

OMAA
24th Nov 2021, 08:11
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

In an effort to raise funds for the RAF,...

In an effort to raise funds for the RAF, installing a balloon factory at the end of the runway was not the best option!
22nd Nov 2021, 18:58
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

"Does anyone know if it still under warranty?" ...

"Does anyone know if it still under warranty?"

OMAA

PS.... Lets go with this until we hear from the winner.
21st Nov 2021, 17:12
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

AND THE WINNER IS....

I have finally a few minutes to go through the replies and pick a winner, which I have quoted below.



I hand it over to ix_touring to carry on the baton!

OMAA
20th Nov 2021, 02:58
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

Affer Hong Kong banishes more cargo pilots to...

Affer Hong Kong banishes more cargo pilots to their quarantine container city, some crew members are going to extreme lengths to avoid the same fate!
17th Nov 2021, 16:36
Replies: 48
Views: 8,946
Posted By OMAAbound

I always thought the UK produced more fuel...

I always thought the UK produced more fuel (gas/electric) more than it needed. Somebody just in a F-35 with UL96 and tell Insulate Britain.

OMAA
16th Nov 2021, 18:04
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

"How am I going to empty the sh*tter...

"How am I going to empty the sh*tter now?"
16th Nov 2021, 18:02
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

"The insurance company is never going to believe...

"The insurance company is never going to believe this!"
16th Nov 2021, 16:30
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1920x1080/boeing_747_tip_5a7366dbcb1416ddae96d98bc58ff5212b156611.jpg
15th Nov 2021, 10:45
Replies: 14
Views: 6,826
Posted By OMAAbound

I didn't know the "Take-Off" and "Land" buttons...

I didn't know the "Take-Off" and "Land" buttons were different in Airbus'?

OMAA
15th Nov 2021, 10:43
Replies: 17,202
Views: 763,888
Posted By OMAAbound

The Military's sexual harassment case has been...

The Military's sexual harassment case has been dropped after no supporting evidence has been found.
Forum: Freight Dogs
15th Nov 2021, 10:39
Replies: 7
Views: 2,638
Posted By OMAAbound

The T&C's are better than unemployment.... ...

The T&C's are better than unemployment....

OMAA
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