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Forum: Jet Blast
12th Dec 2019, 05:40
Replies: 17
Views: 2,461
Posted By Heatseeker

Went to the movies years ago with the ex Mrs H. ...

Went to the movies years ago with the ex Mrs H. Somebody close by was wearing about a gallon of scent and Mrs. H said out loud (ever the tactful one) "Jeez, who's wearing mortein (Oz for bug...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Nov 2019, 11:19
Replies: 13,168
Views: 10,720,412
Posted By Heatseeker

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless...

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At...
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Oct 2019, 07:19
Replies: 92
Views: 11,658
Posted By Heatseeker

Hey Tanker. You forgot the rest of that saying...

Hey Tanker. You forgot the rest of that saying .....And no gentleman lives north of Watford.
21st Aug 2019, 08:52
Replies: 233
Views: 52,059
Posted By Heatseeker

Heard a story once of a fast U.S. military...

Heard a story once of a fast U.S. military aircraft transiting Scottish airspace with the callsign FAST EAGLE.
The crew got very vocal when ATC called them TESTICLE.
No sensayuma.

H
Forum: Jet Blast
21st Aug 2019, 05:03
Replies: 27
Views: 4,860
Posted By Heatseeker

This is not a new phenomenon, Banjo Patterson's...

This is not a new phenomenon, Banjo Patterson's poem "The Man From Snowy River" has the line

"there was movement at the station........."

and he wrote this in 1890.
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Jul 2019, 11:34
Replies: 13,168
Views: 10,720,412
Posted By Heatseeker

As a singer I sing at many funerals & I was...

As a singer I sing at many funerals & I was recently asked by a funeral director to play & sing at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a...
17th Jul 2019, 06:50
Replies: 57
Views: 11,905
Posted By Heatseeker

I always believed that BOAC stood for better off...

I always believed that BOAC stood for better off at Caledonian
(or was it bought on American credit - i forget)
Forum: Jet Blast
14th Jul 2019, 13:43
Replies: 89
Views: 16,976
Posted By Heatseeker

Met mine when I went to dinner and stayed a week....

Met mine when I went to dinner and stayed a week. Got married then 8 years later got unmarried. Once we got unmarried we became friends. That was 1981. I do so like friendships.
20th May 2019, 12:35
Replies: 57
Views: 16,651
Posted By Heatseeker

I remember watching on TV seeing something big...

I remember watching on TV seeing something big and grey landing at an airport near you on the return leg to the U.K.
The aircraft touched down and as it slowed down a pair of legs appeared from the...
20th May 2019, 06:38
Replies: 6
Views: 8,564
Posted By Heatseeker

Thanks Drop +, it was indeed The Duke I was...

Thanks Drop +, it was indeed The Duke I was thinking about.
I have just finished reading all of the thread again and whilst I remembered how his illness ended I still cried like a baby when I...
15th May 2019, 13:04
Replies: 6
Views: 8,564
Posted By Heatseeker

Capt Notorius

Hi People
Some years ago there was a thread on the proon from one of us who went under the monicker of CAPT NOTORIUS . He was an Aussie who started out in the RAAF and after a less than encouraging...
Forum: Jet Blast
15th May 2019, 12:31
Replies: 25
Views: 2,494
Posted By Heatseeker

The first time I came across her was on a...

The first time I came across her was on a Phillapine Aiirlines flight between SFO and HNL in 1966 in her movie The Glass Bottom Boat. I remember I enjoyed the movie but sheesh people, I'm getting...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Apr 2019, 05:35
Replies: 22
Views: 3,544
Posted By Heatseeker

One easy way of handling boring meetings is to...

One easy way of handling boring meetings is to indulge in the time honoured game of bullshit bingo. In this you fill up a piece paper with squares across and down and fill each square with with all...
18th Mar 2019, 08:56
Replies: 23
Views: 11,027
Posted By Heatseeker

Unhappy Hey Smythe. I once came across a flight engineer...

Hey Smythe. I once came across a flight engineer on an american freighter who showed up on the Gen Dec as 74 years old.
I asked the captain "he's 74 years old, how come he is still flying ?"
3 ex...
Forum: Jet Blast
31st Dec 2017, 00:36
Replies: 13,168
Views: 10,720,412
Posted By Heatseeker

The wife came home early and found her husband in...

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making sex to a very beautiful woman.

“You son of a bitch ” she cried. “How can you cheat me – faithful wife, the mother of your...
Forum: Jet Blast
22nd Nov 2017, 08:19
Replies: 4
Views: 2,436
Posted By Heatseeker

I had something like this at Schiphol many years...

I had something like this at Schiphol many years ago when we were stuck there overnight due to a U.K. industrial. There was a delayed America bound charter flight taking a college choir home. ...
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Oct 2016, 11:19
Replies: 57
Views: 6,606
Posted By Heatseeker

Many years ago I saw a billboard on the other...

Many years ago I saw a billboard on the other side of the road which said

QUEEN IN BRAWL AT PALACE

Risking life and limb to cross Bond Street and buy the paper I found out it was all about a...
23rd May 2016, 09:22
Replies: 5
Views: 2,383
Posted By Heatseeker

In which case it's not called the cockpit any...

In which case it's not called the cockpit any more, it's called the box office.

Yeah yeah, I know, hat,coat......

H
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd May 2016, 09:03
Replies: 43
Views: 7,884
Posted By Heatseeker

Commentator at the Tokyo Olympics, many years...

Commentator at the Tokyo Olympics, many years ago and early one morning "There's a real nip in the air this morning"

A lady from the New South Wales Ski Association on talkback radio one day...
23rd May 2016, 08:42
Replies: 7
Views: 6,017
Posted By Heatseeker

Hey Leaf Try 1 2 3 4 5 6 gotta come up...

Hey Leaf

Try 1 2 3 4 5 6
gotta come up sometime - you know, infinite number of monkeys etc etc:ok:
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Mar 2016, 08:21
Replies: 42
Views: 6,459
Posted By Heatseeker

I don't want to play down the Air India...

I don't want to play down the Air India achievement at all however I remember many years ago reading the BA staff newspaper (AKA the Friday fire starter) which showed an entire flight team, techies,...
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Mar 2016, 07:22
Replies: 78
Views: 7,853
Posted By Heatseeker

There is, however, one really cool thing about...

There is, however, one really cool thing about getting old
It beats the sh&t out of the alternative :O:O:O:O

H
2nd Mar 2014, 07:58
Replies: 0
Views: 2,272
Posted By Heatseeker

Flight Planner salary at Etihad and the M-Rats

Just a quickie people.
In view of Skippyjet's future can anybody give me some idea of what the salary for a fully qualified and licenced (FAA & JCAB) flight planner is.
Ball park figures will do.
...
29th Dec 2010, 09:15
Replies: 4
Views: 1,344
Posted By Heatseeker

G'day tinribs Your post begs the question, ...

G'day tinribs

Your post begs the question, why fly when you have turned 60.

The answer, of course, is obvious: because you enjoy it.

I did come accross a flt engineer (on an american...
Forum: Jet Blast
1st Dec 2010, 11:33
Replies: 179
Views: 26,594
Posted By Heatseeker

There Is A Shop In North Sydney Which Specialises...

There Is A Shop In North Sydney Which Specialises In Bed Linen. Name Of Shop Is

Holy Sheet

Always Makes Me Smile :o

H
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