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18th Jan 2022, 17:38
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Posted By Chu Chu

18 months without an unannounced exercise, and...

18 months without an unannounced exercise, and now this. I knew we shouldn't told Command about our little drama night.
18th Jan 2022, 14:26
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Posted By Chu Chu

The real reason Pioneer-Sergeant Kunze stormed...

The real reason Pioneer-Sergeant Kunze stormed Fort Douaumont.
18th Jan 2022, 12:39
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Posted By Chu Chu

Hoskins could never keep "traverse" and...

Hoskins could never keep "traverse" and "transvestite" straight, so he was taking no chances.
17th Jan 2022, 12:35
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Posted By Chu Chu

The blind leading the blind.

The blind leading the blind.
17th Jan 2022, 12:06
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Posted By Chu Chu

Though effective, this early fast food...

Though effective, this early fast food restaurant's solution to misheard orders never caught on.
16th Jan 2022, 18:56
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Posted By Chu Chu

Quick! Get below and stop the Christmas...

Quick! Get below and stop the Christmas pantomime. Tell them whatever they do, the can't light the smoke pots.
16th Jan 2022, 13:13
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Okay, the satellite's clear. We can put the...

Okay, the satellite's clear. We can put the cotton wool away now.
15th Jan 2022, 13:47
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Posted By Chu Chu

(H) Okay, Sir, I shot the Regulus. It turned...

(H) Okay, Sir, I shot the Regulus. It turned out I didn't need the sextant you gave me.
14th Jan 2022, 13:18
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Posted By Chu Chu

Who was supposed to remove the intake cover?

Who was supposed to remove the intake cover?
14th Jan 2022, 00:59
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Posted By Chu Chu

After the visit to Rio, the ship's doctor demands...

After the visit to Rio, the ship's doctor demands to inspect the crew's missiles. . . and soon wishes he'd stuck with medical terms.
13th Jan 2022, 23:08
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Posted By Chu Chu

The new wind-over-deck indicator was effective,...

The new wind-over-deck indicator was effective, but somewhat impractical.
13th Jan 2022, 00:43
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Posted By Chu Chu

She swore she would always be true. Yet somehow...

She swore she would always be true. Yet somehow the row of flags below the cockpit kept growing.
11th Jan 2022, 14:22
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Posted By Chu Chu

Hoskins' sister builds her wingsuit hours.

Hoskins' sister builds her wingsuit hours.
11th Jan 2022, 14:21
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Posted By Chu Chu

The biplane had to be invented somehow.

The biplane had to be invented somehow.
11th Jan 2022, 00:29
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Posted By Chu Chu

The unique preloaded propeller inherently...

The unique preloaded propeller inherently prevents windmilling in the unlikely event of engine failure.
10th Jan 2022, 13:32
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Dirigible is to blimp as airplane is to . . .

Dirigible is to blimp as airplane is to . . .
6th Jan 2022, 21:27
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Posted By Chu Chu

I imagine balsa was popular cargo, if you had to...

I imagine balsa was popular cargo, if you had to cross the Atlantic with it.
3rd Jan 2022, 12:38
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Posted By Chu Chu

Hurry up and replace the road wheels! This is...

Hurry up and replace the road wheels! This is getting heavy.
2nd Jan 2022, 21:08
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Satan discovers the reason for the sudden cold...

Satan discovers the reason for the sudden cold snap.
2nd Jan 2022, 12:46
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

How do you explain your string of successes at...

How do you explain your string of successes at the tracked vehicle exercises?

It was easy. The men all have one-track minds.
2nd Jan 2022, 00:19
Replies: 8,133
Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Oh no! Hoskins is navigating again. That's...

Oh no! Hoskins is navigating again.

That's okay. This time the tank commander will be willing to stop and ask directions.
31st Dec 2021, 18:43
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Brilliant improvised crossing, Hoskins. Where...

Brilliant improvised crossing, Hoskins. Where did you get the cable?

Oh, I just borrowed a little from the bridge around the next bend.
31st Dec 2021, 13:38
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Posted By Chu Chu

Driver (stopping vehicle): Okay, time to...

Driver (stopping vehicle): Okay, time to dismount.

Keep driving, Hoskins. We're still over the river.

You can't fool me, Sir. The cables are exactly 0.3 KM long, and odometers don't lie.
30th Dec 2021, 18:49
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Posted By Chu Chu

Looks like the sheaves work. If we shorten the...

Looks like the sheaves work. If we shorten the cables and splice the ends, we'll have invented four-wheel drive.
30th Dec 2021, 14:31
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

That's the "wire guided" sorted. Now we just...

That's the "wire guided" sorted. Now we just need to bolt on the rocket launcher.
30th Dec 2021, 14:12
Replies: 8,133
Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Very clever, Hoskins. But I ordered you to to...

Very clever, Hoskins. But I ordered you to to cross at the weir.
28th Dec 2021, 13:37
Replies: 8,133
Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

It's a message from Nutloose at XXX Corps. ...

It's a message from Nutloose at XXX Corps. They're encountering unexpected resistance, but will be here soon. They promise.
25th Dec 2021, 22:39
Replies: 8,133
Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

You're too skinny to be Sinterklaas. Sorry,...

You're too skinny to be Sinterklaas.

Sorry, the bulge was busy elsewhere.
25th Dec 2021, 22:26
Replies: 8,133
Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

What have you done with Zwarte Piet?

What have you done with Zwarte Piet?
24th Dec 2021, 12:42
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Are you quite sure there's no Menin Road here? ...

Are you quite sure there's no Menin Road here? They distinctly told me I was deploying to the salient.
23rd Dec 2021, 18:00
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Posted By Chu Chu

Ah, the days of wooden guns and iron maidens.

Ah, the days of wooden guns and iron maidens.
23rd Dec 2021, 13:11
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Posted By Chu Chu

It's a well know fact that all Germans are crazy...

It's a well know fact that all Germans are crazy about Macbeth, so we took the precaution of having your rifles cut in Birnam Wood.
18th Dec 2021, 13:30
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Taking a page from the Pathfinders, Coulsun...

Taking a page from the Pathfinders, Coulsun predeploys a target for its waterbomber.
7th Dec 2021, 17:35
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Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

We're getting early reports that Halifax may have...

We're getting early reports that Halifax may have lost a bit of Crown. We should have an update from the Tower soon.
6th Dec 2021, 22:55
Replies: 8,133
Views: 358,841
Posted By Chu Chu

Let me guess: Hoskins has taken up repousse. ...

Let me guess: Hoskins has taken up repousse.

Yep. And if it means he's stopped designing silk purses, I'm all for it.
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