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2nd Feb 2019, 23:30
Replies: 23
Views: 2,555
Posted By stevef

I've never seen seats like that on a Dove or...

I've never seen seats like that on a Dove or Heron. Night bomber? Definitely not from a Mosquito. Can I see ashtrays on the armrests? If positively DH, perhaps they're from a Flamingo transport?...
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jan 2019, 09:32
Replies: 22
Views: 2,696
Posted By stevef

11.25 hour shifts on aircraft maintenance and an...

11.25 hour shifts on aircraft maintenance and an unspoken obligation to work on if a defective aeroplane is required for the following morning's early start. Goes with the job but I'll be *%$*#[email protected]*...
20th Jan 2019, 23:28
Replies: 40
Views: 7,802
Posted By stevef

Apparently the SAS is open to female applicants...

Apparently the SAS is open to female applicants these days. I can't see the successful girls in the regiment taking more than they can give.
We're talking Fighting Forces, not convent schools... I'm...
20th Jan 2019, 22:25
Replies: 40
Views: 7,802
Posted By stevef

Open comment: When was the last time you stood...

Open comment:
When was the last time you stood in a pub and cried to your mates that you'd been sexually assaulted by someone of the opposite sex! :)
I worked in a supermarket warehouse pro tem...
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Jan 2019, 22:09
Replies: 18
Views: 2,639
Posted By stevef

A well-educated black Zambian chum of mine...

A well-educated black Zambian chum of mine absolutely loved the 1970s ITV Never Mind Your Language comedy programme.
It seems that wet corporate Mzungus have a bigger problem with that sort of...
20th Jan 2019, 21:27
Replies: 40
Views: 7,802
Posted By stevef

"He called out 'help me'. Eventually the guard...

"He called out 'help me'. Eventually the guard commander pulled her away."
What a terrible experience for the poor man... I hope he'll be suitably compensated for that traumatic experience. I wonder...
Forum: Jet Blast
7th Jan 2019, 21:44
Replies: 12,584
Views: 8,403,215
Posted By stevef

One for the kids: What's orange and sounds...

One for the kids:

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

One un-PC joke for the grown-ups:

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Dec 2018, 20:29
Replies: 37
Views: 1,743
Posted By stevef

Well, I don't fly 'em but I detest working on...

Well, I don't fly 'em but I detest working on French puddle-jumpers. Therefore, they're a bitch as far as I'm concerned. :uhoh:

PS - no insult intended towards Gallic carbon-based bi-peds.
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Dec 2018, 12:49
Replies: 25
Views: 1,763
Posted By stevef

I'm reasonably happy with my present 'over fifty'...

I'm reasonably happy with my present 'over fifty' insurance company but it doesn't hurt to check around just before renewal, so I did. After going through a certain 'non-comparison site' process, Mr...
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Dec 2018, 07:56
Replies: 60
Views: 6,444
Posted By stevef

This thread reminds me the the old limerick: ...

This thread reminds me the the old limerick:

There once was a fellow called Leaney,
Whose wife was an awful meanie,
The thatch on her snatch,
Had a latch and a catch.
So she could only be...
26th Dec 2018, 07:45
Replies: 7
Views: 1,006
Posted By stevef

Superb! Top notch video content and polished &...

Superb! Top notch video content and polished & informative narration.
I wonder why the artificial horizon didn't want to join in too. :8
21st Dec 2018, 19:54
Replies: 10
Views: 1,657
Posted By stevef

I used Avast Free for years and eventually...

I used Avast Free for years and eventually decided to do the decent thing and buy the Premier package. I've never had infection issues and it doesn't drag its boots either.
I wouldn't touch Norton -...
21st Dec 2018, 19:44
Replies: 13
Views: 3,304
Posted By stevef

I was flying spanner/gash cabin hand on a...

I was flying spanner/gash cabin hand on a chartered HS748 flying Spanish politicians up to Carlisle that afternoon, We checked into our hotel and went out for the evening. When we came back, the...
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Dec 2018, 06:12
Replies: 202
Views: 10,360
Posted By stevef

You see a lot of clever bush fixes in Africa. I...

You see a lot of clever bush fixes in Africa. I wish I'd taken a photo of a ripped truck tyre that had about a third of its sidewall held together with a fence wire herringbone stitch. That takes...
26th Nov 2018, 03:47
Replies: 36
Views: 2,911
Posted By stevef

Quote: Guy in a 13 row (on my back) was alone in...

Quote: Guy in a 13 row (on my back) was alone in a row , sleeping , laying on all 3 seats without safety belt. In a moment of impact he flew in the air up to headrests..
Eh? Very lax cabin crew to...
22nd Nov 2018, 07:37
Replies: 63
Views: 10,008
Posted By stevef

Lyneham LSS A or B - sometime in the early/mid...

Lyneham LSS A or B - sometime in the early/mid 70s... Didn't a patrolling Snowdrop peek into a crew room window in the course of his duties and observe the entire night shift enjoying a 16mm...
18th Sep 2018, 21:45
Replies: 10
Views: 2,616
Posted By stevef

Colin Hodgkinson...

Colin Hodgkinson...
14th Sep 2018, 23:22
Replies: 3
Views: 2,178
Posted By stevef

Show me a parent who's not on the edge of tears...

Show me a parent who's not on the edge of tears after listening to young Maggie's initial responses....
Well done, that girl, it can't get much worse on a low-time solo flight. As an engineer...
14th Sep 2018, 12:36
Replies: 120
Views: 18,798
Posted By stevef

RAF Colerne, gate guard duty sometime in the...

RAF Colerne, gate guard duty sometime in the early 70s. I forget what the usual routine for late supper was but clearly remember on one occasion an amorphous meal of chips, beans and a broken fried...
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Sep 2018, 17:14
Replies: 167
Views: 9,952
Posted By stevef

I'm sure I know the character. Some people are so...

I'm sure I know the character. Some people are so far up their efflux tubes that they need windows in their stomach to see where they're going.
8th Sep 2018, 14:56
Replies: 11
Views: 2,358
Posted By stevef

Any update on this?

Any update on this?
Forum: Jet Blast
8th Sep 2018, 13:40
Replies: 65
Views: 4,831
Posted By stevef

Ask any teenager on school holidays...

Ask any teenager on school holidays...
6th Aug 2018, 15:51
Replies: 161
Views: 23,827
Posted By stevef

I was taken to task for not being in uniform by...

I was taken to task for not being in uniform by the sour-faced custodian of some obscure section or other when I was collecting clearance signatures. He looked even more miserable when I gleefully...
26th Jul 2018, 08:53
Replies: 11
Views: 2,358
Posted By stevef

I'd check the following: Air filter. Carb...

I'd check the following:
Air filter.
Carb heat control rigging.
Primer seals for internal leakage.
Does moving the mixture control have any effect on the misfire?
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Jun 2018, 18:40
Replies: 80
Views: 3,550
Posted By stevef

Nazareth's This Flight Tonight. Shame about the...

Nazareth's This Flight Tonight.
Shame about the 'Up go the flaps, down go the wheels' bit though. :hmm:

https://youtu.be/ylW6sC6NNhY
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