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Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jun 2010, 18:14
Replies: 237
Views: 12,743

Meanwhile, there are some above who are trying...

Meanwhile, there are some above who are trying with great hardness to keep sarcasm and venom out of things......damn me but it's difficult sometimes!
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jun 2010, 18:11
Replies: 663
Views: 34,287

Captain Stable...sometimes I do not think your...

Captain Stable...sometimes I do not think your posts are so great but I think that last one was what you call a stonker.
(Stonker means damn good! Stinker means not so good? Hein!?)
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jun 2010, 17:53
Replies: 42
Views: 3,025

Do you imply that the leglessness is not really...

Do you imply that the leglessness is not really as a result of being run over by a randy policeman on a motor bicycle?
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jun 2010, 17:44
Replies: 155
Views: 44,218

I Googled (Welsh sheep) and this is what came up....

I Googled (Welsh sheep) and this is what came up.


http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff96/Princess_0f_the_dark/WelshSheep.jpg

Then I Googled (Australian sheep) and this is what came up:
...
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jun 2010, 14:47
Replies: 42
Views: 3,025

It was a cheap shot. He is a scouser. Cunard...

It was a cheap shot.
He is a scouser.
Cunard stopped New York sailings from Liverpool in 1966.
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jun 2010, 13:16
Replies: 237
Views: 12,743

(Good lord!) Please do not blaspheme on...

(Good lord!)

Please do not blaspheme on these pages.
If you are to strive for political correctiness, please do not take the name of God, or even one of the numerous Gods around, in vain.
Forum: Jet Blast
5th Jun 2010, 15:10
Replies: 237
Views: 12,743

There is another good reason to ban dogs. A...

There is another good reason to ban dogs. A medium size dog has a carbon footprint as big as a medium SUV.
Study says dogs have larger carbon footprint than SUV...
5th Jun 2010, 14:27
Replies: 139
Views: 16,787

It is amusing - yes?- to read of all the tourists...

It is amusing - yes?- to read of all the tourists who will be coming to SA and eating themselves silly at vast prices at the restaurants etc while they are there. I wonder though how many of the...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2010, 17:06
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

Whoooshh Well, I think that they both died...

Whoooshh

Well, I think that they both died of the drink so whichever wrote your article will make it certain?
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2010, 16:54
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

Tori Amos is much more pretty but the quality of...

Tori Amos is much more pretty but the quality of the sound differential might not be so great.
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2010, 16:41
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

But the Giradian - or whatever- is so twisted and...

But the Giradian - or whatever- is so twisted and bigoted in its editorials and columnists that it really cannot call itself quality paper any more. It has become a mouthpiece.Worse: Dominic Behan...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2010, 16:19
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

That would be the British then who were beaten by...

That would be the British then who were beaten by the brave French in the Napoleonic Wars, then later invaded Islas Malvinas, left them and then got ants in the lederhosen (which is not nice) when...
4th Jun 2010, 16:11
Replies: 2,265
Views: 285,945

(it has now been shown that it is possible to...

(it has now been shown that it is possible to turn folks from a variety of backgrounds into basic, rank and file cabin crew, in three weeks)

You could get the most serious kicking on this website...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2010, 16:02
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

There are quite a lot of those in Cuba, hang over...

There are quite a lot of those in Cuba, hang over fromm the glory days of the slave trade I think?
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2010, 15:53
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

I expect that some Germans have the same problem...

I expect that some Germans have the same problem with people who call them Nazis.
An especially common charateristic of the socialist element, which is extremely ironic.
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2010, 15:40
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

Rich people used to employ poor people and give...

Rich people used to employ poor people and give them social status behind the green baize door. This exercise gave class to rich people who did not possess class as a matter of their birth. In...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Jun 2010, 13:53
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

On that point I often wonder Drapes - why there...

On that point I often wonder Drapes - why there was no
"1789" in England

Well, you nearly did and it was a close run thing as old Wellington said.
Fortunately for Britain, the king at the time...
3rd Jun 2010, 19:25
Replies: 11
Views: 2,702

The same piece of grass is probably still there...

The same piece of grass is probably still there growing at weekends.
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2010, 18:24
Replies: 124
Views: 8,795

Dogs are not color blind. White people smell of...

Dogs are not color blind.
White people smell of stale milk.
If your dog speaks Cantonese, stir fry it.
3rd Jun 2010, 17:43
Replies: 122
Views: 21,400

No, Viva Zapata with a wave of the hand...

No,

Viva Zapata with a wave of the hand goes down well.
I usually pretend to be from the Argentine and mutter to myself in Spanish. Do not point. It is a bad habit South Africans have got in to....
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2010, 16:17
Replies: 237
Views: 12,743

Albanians? Nasty nasty. they control much of...

Albanians? Nasty nasty. they control much of London crime and are feared by all other gangs.
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2010, 16:10
Replies: 237
Views: 12,743

GG..... Thank you.

GG.....

Thank you.
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2010, 15:46
Replies: 237
Views: 12,743

Scooby Don't Thank you for making clear that...

Scooby Don't

Thank you for making clear that point of pistol-although-I do not understand why the Olympic British pistol team should be treated like the economic pariah. In a land which trumpets...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Jun 2010, 15:19
Replies: 237
Views: 12,743

I think that if I had to face my chances with a...

I think that if I had to face my chances with a deranged nutter, as you might call them, I'd would like more to face a man with a .22 than a Samurai sword. But that is academe. It is no business of...
3rd Jun 2010, 13:44
Replies: 70
Views: 8,948

(Better to have another African in there than a...

(Better to have another African in there than a racist pig who'll push every black pilot down.)

Might be better to shed the attitude that if you're not a black African you're a rascist pig.
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