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Forum: Jet Blast
11th Jan 2018, 20:35
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

an old one but a good one, from Tommy Cooper ...

an old one but a good one, from Tommy Cooper

"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time...
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jan 2018, 15:02
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

Five reasonswhy computers must be female … ...

Five reasonswhy computers must be female …

No one but their creator understands their logic.
Even the smallest mistakes areimmediately committed to memory for future reference.
The native...
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Dec 2017, 08:56
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They...

Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Dec 2017, 21:02
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

VApilot2004, do you mean Santa is a politician.

VApilot2004, do you mean Santa is a politician.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Nov 2017, 11:12
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

Guy comes up to me in a bar ... long, hang-dog...

Guy comes up to me in a bar ... long, hang-dog expression "What's wrong?" I ask him. he replies, "I loaned $4000.00 to a guy for plastic surgery. Now Idon't know what he looks like."
Forum: Jet Blast
15th Nov 2017, 07:54
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

Asmy wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the...

Asmy wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air.
She then folded her arms and huffed, "You never make the first move",
"Jesus!" I said as I rolled my eyes "Every night it's the...
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Nov 2017, 10:36
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

A General retired after 35 years and realized his...

A General retired after 35 years and realized his life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant-shooting. The friend was in...
5th Oct 2017, 08:48
Replies: 746
Views: 187,766
Posted By ArthurR

I remember a friend of mine was supposed to be...

I remember a friend of mine was supposed to be tour-ex early in 67, he was a sprayer, but they kept him there to spray a Bev, so duty done he returned to UK, but on one side of the aircraft he had...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Oct 2017, 02:46
Replies: 44
Views: 4,743
Posted By ArthurR

RIP Tom Petty, he will live on in his music.

RIP Tom Petty, he will live on in his music.
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Oct 2017, 09:14
Replies: 952
Views: 57,148
Posted By ArthurR

Death toll, now reported on D.W. news as 20, most...

Death toll, now reported on D.W. news as 20, most seem to be on duty, of off duty police officers.
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Sep 2017, 08:22
Replies: 13
Views: 1,501
Posted By ArthurR

Have to agree with SFP's comment.

Have to agree with SFP's comment.
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Aug 2017, 05:39
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

If bears lived in both the North and the South...

If bears lived in both the North and the South polar regions, would they be bi-polar bears?
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Jul 2017, 06:37
Replies: 6
Views: 1,229
Posted By ArthurR

No chicken in cattle class

I first thought it was a joke when I saw this on BBC news last night, but now I know better :Air India: No chicken in cattle class - BBC News (http://www.bbc.com/news/business-40565116)
Forum: Jet Blast
11th Jul 2017, 06:54
Replies: 65
Views: 4,719
Posted By ArthurR

I was and still am a Maggie fan, she was to me,...

I was and still am a Maggie fan, she was to me, the only Prime Minister with b*lls, as for the protesters you only have to look here (Germany, Hamburg) G20 protesters, apparently protesting includes...
Forum: Jet Blast
18th Jun 2017, 12:04
Replies: 84
Views: 13,379
Posted By ArthurR

The Earth cannot be flat, if it was the cats...

The Earth cannot be flat, if it was the cats would have knocked everything off it.
5th May 2017, 10:18
Replies: 1
Views: 1,782
Posted By ArthurR

Comac C919 maiden Flight.

China has announced the C919 flew its maiden flight Today. Still lots more flight tests to do.


www.flightglobal.com/news/articles/comac-c919-commences-maiden-flight-436873/...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Apr 2017, 07:41
Replies: 125
Views: 10,693
Posted By ArthurR

I think the longest poster must be "Bill...

I think the longest poster must be "Bill Posters", they have been threatening to prosecute him since I was a child, and that was quite a few years ago.
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Apr 2017, 05:51
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

A friend in the UK just sent me an e-mail, said...

A friend in the UK just sent me an e-mail, said his wife had left him and taken his Bob Marley collection and his satellite dish, felt sorry for him, "No woman, No sky"
Forum: Jet Blast
13th Feb 2017, 03:24
Replies: 13
Views: 1,322
Posted By ArthurR

German anthem at an Hawaiian Tennis tournament

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z058TAKuKj8


Germans not amused, I have to admit I Laughed, thought it was funny.
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Jan 2017, 15:12
Replies: 10
Views: 2,216
Posted By ArthurR

Gorden Kaye RIP

Sad news Gorden Kaye, star of 'Allo 'Allo has died at the age of 75, gave me lots of laughs, stilldoes, I have the series on DVD.


Gorden Kaye, star of 'Allo 'Allo, dies at 75...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Jan 2017, 16:37
Replies: 13,034
Views: 9,992,077
Posted By ArthurR

ricardian: like that one funny but true.

ricardian: like that one funny but true.
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Jan 2017, 08:19
Replies: 8
Views: 1,069
Posted By ArthurR

I just wondered why the chocolate bars were on...

I just wondered why the chocolate bars were on the CCTV.
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Jan 2017, 11:18
Replies: 37
Views: 3,435
Posted By ArthurR

Signed Its about time they gave honours to people...

Signed Its about time they gave honours to people who have done something, rather than celb's to inflate their ego's even more.
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Dec 2016, 10:04
Replies: 33
Views: 4,287
Posted By ArthurR

Watched "Only fools and Horses" last night, you...

Watched "Only fools and Horses" last night, you can't beat the old comedies.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Dec 2016, 15:26
Replies: 3,962
Views: 794,975
Posted By ArthurR

The best new track I have heard in years: ...

The best new track I have heard in years:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk
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