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Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Jun 2017, 16:28
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

Bill had a shocking industrial accident,...

Bill had a shocking industrial accident, resulting in his ears being amputated.

On Bill's return to work from hospital, the manager told Bill's workmates to be considerate and act as if nothing...
Forum: Jet Blast
31st Mar 2017, 13:29
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

A colleague asked me at the office if I wanted to...

A colleague asked me at the office if I wanted to take part in a charity 1/4 marathon at the weekend.

I replied that I had other things to do.

Oh, come on, my colleague said. It's for little...
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Mar 2017, 02:48
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

She was only a welder's daughter, but she had a...

She was only a welder's daughter, but she had a set o' lean tits.

She was only a footman's daughter, but all the horse manure.
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Mar 2017, 19:15
Replies: 370
Views: 38,909
Posted By RJM

30511 Islamic terror attacks since 9/11,...

30511 Islamic terror attacks since 9/11, according to the 'Religion of Peace' website.

1008 people killed in 166 attacks in February.

223 people killed in 13 countries in the week 18/3 to...
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Mar 2017, 15:40
Replies: 370
Views: 38,909
Posted By RJM

To say Islam presents a problem is an...

To say Islam presents a problem is an understatement.

We deal with the few humans who are a threat to the rest if us by punishing them to deter tham and others, including by locking them up to...
Forum: Jet Blast
25th Mar 2017, 14:31
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

I'm a connoisseur of good cinematic Westerns....

I'm a connoisseur of good cinematic Westerns. Shane, High Noon, The Unforgiven...

They pale next to 'The Gunfighter'

Sorry, I'm having trouble pasting a link. Here's the URL:
...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Mar 2017, 10:05
Replies: 61
Views: 5,420
Posted By RJM

There's a little watery rock orbiting a star way...

There's a little watery rock orbiting a star way out on one arm of a minor spiral galaxy which is inhabited by a tiny, carbon-based life form which has evolved but not past the point where many of...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Mar 2017, 11:49
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

Heard flying into an airport one night when the...

Heard flying into an airport one night when the only available runway was the shortest one at the airfield.

Female Tower Controller: “Delta 324 do you have runway 34 in sight?”

Delta 324:...
Forum: Jet Blast
17th Feb 2017, 23:05
Replies: 20,168
Views: 2,556,276
Posted By RJM

Re indigenous welfare: One example doesn't make...

Re indigenous welfare: One example doesn't make an argument, but it is at least an example.

In my work I'm currently dealing with a young Chinese immigrant couple. They've bought a run-down house...
Forum: Jet Blast
16th Feb 2017, 18:51
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

My friend has a new job. She's eeking out a...

My friend has a new job. She's eeking out a living in a pet shop.
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2017, 12:31
Replies: 33
Views: 3,928
Posted By RJM

The Japanese are very advanced in their dunny...

The Japanese are very advanced in their dunny design. Perhaps one could be designed that has automatic feminine hands to give you a little massage before you go. I'm always thinking.
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Jan 2017, 12:27
Replies: 91
Views: 7,087
Posted By RJM

'It's not terrorism, you'd pick a "softer" target...

'It's not terrorism, you'd pick a "softer" target like Fed square.'

You mean an even softer target, C Clown. Babies in prams, for Christ's sake.

This has really shown up the managerial style...
Forum: Jet Blast
24th Jan 2017, 00:56
Replies: 91
Views: 7,087
Posted By RJM

I'm not a lawyer, Parabellum, but I think the...

I'm not a lawyer, Parabellum, but I think the facts would support a charge of murder without the coroner's finding. Driving a car into a crowd of people shows reckless indifference to human life -...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Jan 2017, 19:31
Replies: 6,311
Views: 418,742
Posted By RJM

Though as is well-known the status of the meet...

Though as is well-known the status of the meet remains in dispute, the development by Grieves himself at the putative Glasgow convocation in 1868 suggested

Elephant and Castle

as an almost...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Jan 2017, 18:30
Replies: 91
Views: 7,087
Posted By RJM

It will be interesting to see how this progresses...

It will be interesting to see how this progresses and how it is reported.

At present, the focus seems to be on grief and compassion for the victims, but that may give way to analysis of the bail...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Jan 2017, 11:24
Replies: 6,311
Views: 418,742
Posted By RJM

If Terminal 5 had been available at Leeds the...

If Terminal 5 had been available at Leeds the property damage at least in the aftermath may have been reduced. Still, the incident prompted some much needed introspection in the hitherto closed world...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Jan 2017, 11:09
Replies: 6,311
Views: 418,742
Posted By RJM

That old gambit, Treads. The losing cadre of the...

That old gambit, Treads. The losing cadre of the tense final rubber at Leeds in '72 didn't see it coming, but the modern player is well aware of the possibilities once Holland Park's been played on...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Jan 2017, 10:46
Replies: 91
Views: 7,087
Posted By RJM

He had a long criminal record and was on bail (!)...

He had a long criminal record and was on bail (!) for a serious assault when he stabbed his brother at about 8am. He then took a female relative hostage in his car and was chased by police. The...
Forum: Jet Blast
19th Jan 2017, 09:42
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

It's old, but funny: Dorothy and Edna, two...

It's old, but funny:

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior"widows, are talking.

Dorothy:
"That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.I know you went out with him last week, and
I wanted to talk...
Forum: Jet Blast
10th Jan 2017, 07:15
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

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Forum: Jet Blast
29th Dec 2016, 04:23
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

Two Indian tribes each conducted rain dances. ...

Two Indian tribes each conducted rain dances.

One tribe's rain dances always brought rain, but the other tribe had no luck with them at all.

One day, the two chiefs were talking.

The chief...
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Dec 2016, 04:12
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

Thanks gupta. I thought I'd start with a brand...

Thanks gupta. I thought I'd start with a brand new joke. ; )
Forum: Jet Blast
29th Dec 2016, 01:12
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

Two dog owners were in the waiting room at the...

Two dog owners were in the waiting room at the vet's with their animals.

One was explaining that he had brought in his poodle to have a slight ailment treated.

'What about yours?' the poodle...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Nov 2016, 05:07
Replies: 135
Views: 9,300
Posted By RJM

The 'free medical care and education' is a kind...

The 'free medical care and education' is a kind of inverse version of the 'one leetle goat' complaint of the infamous Greek, pilloried for one 'indiscretion' with a goat despite his many good works...
Forum: Jet Blast
23rd Nov 2016, 08:23
Replies: 12,724
Views: 8,721,431
Posted By RJM

A mate of my grandfather's was involved in the...

A mate of my grandfather's was involved in the last great goanna drive in Australia.

My grandfather said that his mate and a few other blokes spent weeks rounding up goannas in the Channel...
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