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Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Dec 2012, 18:21
Replies: 136
Views: 9,016
Posted By lenhamlad

Another urban myth. Tourists come to see the...

Another urban myth. Tourists come to see the palaces and the pomp that is associated with the royals. The chances of tourists actually seeing the royals is quite remote. We could easily do away with...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Dec 2012, 18:17
Replies: 136
Views: 9,016
Posted By lenhamlad

Unlike our group of spongers.

Unlike our group of spongers.
Forum: Jet Blast
30th Nov 2012, 21:59
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

Whilst limericists are boozing in Blighty In...

Whilst limericists are boozing in Blighty
In Oz, with my girl Aphrodite
We'll be watching the cricket
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Nov 2012, 00:23
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

'Cos I farted quite loud when we met Said she...

'Cos I farted quite loud when we met
Said she "you followed through I would bet"
A brown note I'd played, one or two
And my trousers were now wet through
Forum: Jet Blast
20th Nov 2012, 19:20
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

There is no excuse for poor spelling But a...

There is no excuse for poor spelling
But a hidden perversion is telling
With hairs on yer palm
From a five fingered slam
Forum: Jet Blast
12th Nov 2012, 19:44
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

Does this sparkly stuff come off in bed? 'Cos...

Does this sparkly stuff come off in bed?
'Cos if the wife finds it on me willy, I'll be dead
My knob will glow pink
Forum: Jet Blast
9th Nov 2012, 18:37
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

The Tory was a randy old goat He'd do anything...

The Tory was a randy old goat
He'd do anything to get your vote
8th Nov 2012, 17:40
Replies: 19
Views: 2,030
Posted By lenhamlad

Welcome Syncrofly. Why do you want to get...

Welcome Syncrofly.

Why do you want to get info from faceless strangers when a visit to a local flying school may result in a wealth of information and the opportunity to experience GA flying first...
Forum: Jet Blast
6th Nov 2012, 21:58
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

If you like, you may leave your phone number On...

If you like, you may leave your phone number
On the wall, but nothing would be dumber.
Some ancient old 'queen'
might fancy your peen
Resulting in a visit from the plumber
...
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Nov 2012, 21:04
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

I said "oh please, please let me watch, this...

I said "oh please, please let me watch,
this opportunity I just can't botch
The thought of two lasses
Forum: Jet Blast
4th Nov 2012, 11:00
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

The pilot was thus dejected His habits had been...

The pilot was thus dejected
His habits had been detected
By the crew purser
By 'eck did he curse her
'Cause he was the one she infected

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His column was now...
Forum: Jet Blast
3rd Nov 2012, 08:19
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

On the organ she's a virtuoso She plays...

On the organ she's a virtuoso
She plays allegro, or more so
But she's not quite mastered
Me, when plastered
And polishing my instrument with Brasso

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Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Nov 2012, 19:11
Replies: 16,378
Views: 3,248,600
Posted By lenhamlad

Yet another MP caught with his fingers in the...

Yet another MP caught with his fingers in the till.

BBC News - MP's expenses: Denis MacShane resigns over false invoices (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-20178332)

Despite claims by all parties...
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Nov 2012, 18:58
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

When it comes to drink I must say I'm partial...

When it comes to drink I must say
I'm partial to a smooth IPA
But it's neither Indian nor pale
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Nov 2012, 14:50
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

A penalty is quite hard to take And an orgasm...

A penalty is quite hard to take
And an orgasm is harder to fake
Forum: Jet Blast
2nd Nov 2012, 10:36
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

Eventually she became my partner And to...

Eventually she became my partner
And to marriage I subsequently became a martyr
Those early lustful years
So often changed to tears
'Cause she'd had it off with our gardner
...
Forum: Jet Blast
1st Nov 2012, 22:05
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

She displayed a fine willow pattern, Though she...

She displayed a fine willow pattern,
Though she came from Australia - Gatton,
And tattooed on the front
just for a stunt
Forum: Jet Blast
31st Oct 2012, 00:00
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

He had from herself a directive. The response...

He had from herself a directive.
The response was not an elective
He must do as she orders
Though no-one forewarned us
That his hearing was often selective

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Forum: Jet Blast
29th Oct 2012, 15:43
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

There'd be many a furtive smile exchanged ...

There'd be many a furtive smile exchanged
Particularly amongst all those sexually rearranged
Or those less than sure
what their sexual organs are for
Watch out, you might get short-changed.
...
Forum: Jet Blast
28th Oct 2012, 11:03
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

Ladies have some funny ideas like it's fun when...

Ladies have some funny ideas
like it's fun when you burst out in tears
The sympathy vote
Forum: Jet Blast
27th Oct 2012, 18:47
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

During 'Strictly' I'm made to go out Hobo has...

During 'Strictly' I'm made to go out
Hobo has proven without any doubt
That 'she who must be obeyed'
Saw Bruce's toupee being laid
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Oct 2012, 18:03
Replies: 29,462
Views: 1,318,229
Posted By lenhamlad

So what does Ronan see in Storm Uechtritz? Is...

So what does Ronan see in Storm Uechtritz?
Is that something you'd see at the flics?
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Oct 2012, 18:01
Replies: 106
Views: 8,675
Posted By lenhamlad

That is your opinion. A credible investigation...

That is your opinion. A credible investigation was never going to be possible. For that to happen, the police would need to have the cooperation of the general public. In that part of north London...
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Oct 2012, 10:26
Replies: 106
Views: 8,675
Posted By lenhamlad

Worralinthewilds Who said they were crims?...

Worralinthewilds

Who said they were crims? Are you suggesting that the family of Duggan were criminals? Even Duggan himself had no criminal convictions. He was therefore in the eyes of the law...
Forum: Jet Blast
26th Oct 2012, 10:15
Replies: 106
Views: 8,675
Posted By lenhamlad

And nobody has ever come forward and said who...

And nobody has ever come forward and said who were the culprits. I assume that no-one saw the incident where the PC was almost decapitated.
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