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19th Nov 2019, 21:28
Replies: 52
Views: 16,208
Posted By illusion

Aviators are not the only ones getting slugged. ...

Aviators are not the only ones getting slugged.


https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/you-can-t-avoid-these-tolls-higher-rates-for-unhappy-campers-20191030-p535uz.html

somehow I don't your...
10th Nov 2019, 23:17
Replies: 52
Views: 15,909
Posted By illusion

and don't forget to count your fingers after...

and don't forget to count your fingers after shaking hands with a flying school owner- they may have nicked some...!
1st Nov 2019, 18:52
Replies: 42
Views: 12,294
Posted By illusion

Thumbs down I see there are two BAE146 freighters on MED1...

I see there are two BAE146 freighters on MED1 standby in the background for that "plus size" extravaganza......
1st Sep 2019, 08:20
Replies: 77
Views: 27,020
Posted By illusion

Good job. CASA will investigate the student...

Good job.

CASA will investigate the student for conducting an unauthorised Angel Flight operation.
30th Jul 2019, 12:36
Replies: 15
Views: 8,900
Posted By illusion

Park brakes work a treat when they are selected...

Park brakes work a treat when they are selected ON.
22nd May 2019, 10:47
Replies: 262
Views: 77,331
Posted By illusion

I hope RFDS did not was their tax free $$$ on...

I hope RFDS did not was their tax free $$$ on that slick video. A jet landing on a dirt strip. Woopie dooo!! A B350 would have been a smarter deal operationally, pilot endo, flexibility wise. Royal...
13th May 2019, 07:58
Replies: 9
Views: 8,308
Posted By illusion

Some how me things they may have managed to...

Some how me things they may have managed to changes the engines and other dangly bits a few times since it was purchased in the early 90's. The age of the airframe is irrelevant.
12th Apr 2019, 12:10
Replies: 9
Views: 2,969
Posted By illusion

A picture tells a thousand words: ...

A picture tells a thousand words:


https://youtu.be/6lGs-tXWpR4
28th Feb 2019, 11:22
Replies: 18
Views: 3,673
Posted By illusion

Cycles on the airframe? A gentleman never...

Cycles on the airframe?

A gentleman never tells.....
28th Feb 2019, 09:41
Replies: 18
Views: 3,673
Posted By illusion

My wife has got 131,400 hrs on her airframe. 15...

My wife has got 131,400 hrs on her airframe. 15 years marriage x 365 x 24 hrs.
should I trade her in on a newer model?

:eek:
24th Dec 2018, 09:04
Replies: 262
Views: 77,331
Posted By illusion

Get Wally S out of retirement. His 30 hrs in the...

Get Wally S out of retirement. His 30 hrs in the F100 simulator gives preeminent jet experience to pass onto the lads....
27th Feb 2018, 11:36
Replies: 56
Views: 14,153
Posted By illusion

How much training is needed to learn you don't...

How much training is needed to learn you don't use a jet engine intake as a desk??

Some common dog fxxk would go a long way but that's not that common any more it would seem.
11th Jan 2018, 08:49
Replies: 10
Views: 2,850
Posted By illusion

My missus would disown me if I was found to be a...

My missus would disown me if I was found to be a closet kiwi :p
5th Dec 2017, 23:59
Replies: 93
Views: 15,175
Posted By illusion

Damn, looks like Santa won't be delivering the...

Damn, looks like Santa won't be delivering the nurse uniform to my wife this year.....:{
2nd Sep 2017, 06:51
Replies: 37
Views: 7,011
Posted By illusion

NZ used to have an air force did they? Where did...

NZ used to have an air force did they? Where did it go? :E
21st Aug 2017, 11:15
Replies: 13
Views: 8,239
Posted By illusion

A menopausal cabin manager will do the trick...:\

A menopausal cabin manager will do the trick...:\
29th May 2017, 21:18
Replies: 8
Views: 3,876
Posted By illusion

A convicted drug smuggling, eyebrow plucker...

A convicted drug smuggling, eyebrow plucker being able to interpret an aviation forecast....

Please don't devalue our profession any further.
3rd May 2017, 19:09
Replies: 36
Views: 5,668
Posted By illusion

Fly Bingi said: gilLard and rudd are...

Fly Bingi said:

gilLard and rudd are directly responsible for the deaths of over 1000 drowned and yet they still walk the streets...

You are correct. They should have used an humanitarian...
5th Apr 2017, 10:11
Replies: 15
Views: 12,449
Posted By illusion

https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id...

https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20130508-0

And another
24th Feb 2017, 07:46
Replies: 19
Views: 5,599
Posted By illusion

If Maverick and Goose did not know the difference...

If Maverick and Goose did not know the difference between a Mig and an F-5E Tiger II what chance has a SMH reporter?
20th Jan 2017, 23:40
Replies: 24
Views: 14,706
Posted By illusion

Left autoTHROTTLE arm...

Left autoTHROTTLE arm switch.......confirm.......... OFF

:ok:
14th Jan 2017, 08:48
Replies: 155
Views: 71,228
Posted By illusion

Wikipedia. Saw it on the internet. Must be...

Wikipedia. Saw it on the internet. Must be true.......




Drop Bear - Australian Museum (http://australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear)


:p
6th Jan 2017, 11:10
Replies: 158
Views: 95,198
Posted By illusion

Kalgoorlie? That's about possible as Trump...

Kalgoorlie? That's about possible as Trump winning the elect........................:eek:
30th Nov 2016, 21:27
Replies: 1,098
Views: 1,141,461
Posted By illusion

Some simple maths: Total fuel 9360kg Minus...

Some simple maths:

Total fuel 9360kg
Minus fixed reserve of 900kg gives
8460kg
Taxi/takeoff/climb first hour 3000kg gives
5460kg
5460kg/2200 per hour burn gives 2.48 hours.
1+2.48 = 3.48 hrs...
26th Oct 2016, 04:48
Replies: 38
Views: 7,876
Posted By illusion

The government parks the shallow end of the gene...

The government parks the shallow end of the gene pool in unsackable bureaucratic positions to keep the long term unemployment figures down.
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